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Hey bud, thanks for reading. Don't feel obligated, but here are some
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WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM
if that's your thing:
1. Patreon
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody
click here for my Amazon author page (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines
(you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)I also have an Amazon UK one:
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Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.
THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN
* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- onlaynruletoyna on Basket Case: “Totally agree — Henenlotter’s films are more than just gross-out horror; there’s a lot of social commentary under the surface” Nov 19, 04:20
- SR3116 on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “Interestingly enough, my first thought regarding Isaac’s wardrobe was not Prince, but Michael in terms of Victor’s wardrobe. When Victor…” Nov 19, 01:58
- Colin Farth on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “Thank you Vern. The one with De Niro (Branahag’s one?) took some liberties, but if you take out the “Elizabride”…” Nov 18, 23:23
- VERN on Life of Crime / The Burnt Orange Heresy: “Alex – I like that, I’m glad it worked that way for you. I can see being able to appreciate…” Nov 18, 22:41
- VERN on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “I thought it was safe to say “one of the more faithful adaptations” because there are tons of Frankenstein movies…” Nov 18, 22:38
- Acid Burn on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): ““The electric birth of the monster in James Whale’s FRANKENSTEIN is one of the most famous scenes in cinema history,…” Nov 18, 19:53
- burningambulance on Life of Crime / The Burnt Orange Heresy: “I liked THE BURNT ORANGE HERESY more than you (and yeah, the book rules; Willeford was an amazing writer). I…” Nov 18, 13:12
- Mike V. on Christmas Bloody Christmas: “Uh, well, this is awkward–I don’t have a Facebook account, either. Can you send an email with the details to…” Nov 18, 12:16
- JTS on Life of Crime / The Burnt Orange Heresy: “I saw Life of Crime when it came out but don’t remember anything about it at all except the premise…” Nov 18, 12:06
- Mr. Majestyk on Christmas Bloody Christmas: “I’m glad you enjoyed UNDERCOVER ELF. I’d be happy to send you PDFs of those two stories. Send me a…” Nov 18, 10:37
- Alex R on Life of Crime / The Burnt Orange Heresy: “Long time first time. I think your criticisms of The Burnt Orange Heresy are totally valid, but Claes Bang’s casting…” Nov 18, 10:19
- Dreadguacamole on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “Liked, not loved it. I’m not sure what happened to Del Toro after PAN’S LABYRINTH – I’ve liked I think…” Nov 18, 08:18
- Mike V. on Christmas Bloody Christmas: “Mr. Majestyk, will you be able to accommodate non-Amazoners such as yours truly this time around? I thoroughly enjoyed Undercover…” Nov 18, 07:16
- Colin Farth on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “am tired of reading around that this movie is one of the more faithful renditions of Shelley’s work. This is…” Nov 18, 02:12
- Colin Farth on Frankenstein (the 2025 Guillermo del Toro one): “Faithful my ass. It’s a strong reinterpretation and (not “but”, “and”) it really changes some dynamics to make the viewer…” Nov 18, 02:09
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