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  • Hey bud, thanks for reading.

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    • VERN on Tom Clancy’s Without Remorse: “Kaplan – (SPOILERS) First, the ultimate solution to the conspiracy is the silliest part of the movie. He seemed to…” May 11, 10:58
    • The Winchester on FX2: “I will always recall the weird TV ads for Switch that at the end, after they announced the title “Switch”…” May 11, 05:44
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    • CJ Holden on FX2: “Sadly I never saw that one, but at least I know that it existed this time. And as much as…” May 11, 00:33
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