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  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

    (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)

    EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.

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  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • Muh on Freaky: “I saw one of the earlier versions, and whichever I saw that sex scene went on FOREVER.…” Feb 25, 09:59
    • Mr. Subtlety on Freaky: “WHITE OF THE EYE is streaming on Prime right now, and well worth a look if you haven’t seen it…” Feb 25, 09:02
    • Mr. Majestyk on Freaky: “I haven’t seen anything else Cammel did, but WHITE OF THE EYE is fucking great. On paper, it doesn’t sound…” Feb 25, 08:29
    • Muh on Freaky: “Oh Vern that’s interesting. I didn’t realize Cammel made that movie, dude was a real madman and knowing his past…” Feb 25, 06:59
    • thomas caniglia on Freaky: “Holy crap, he directed Performance??? Man, if you directed Performance and worked with Nic Roeg all the time, why…” Feb 25, 06:57
    • thomas caniglia on Freaky: “Oh no! That makes me so sad. It’s such an over the top, fun movie. It would NEVER get made…” Feb 25, 06:37
    • grimgrinningchris on TV movie double feature: Running Delilah (1993) and Amazons (1984): “Isn’t Jack Scalia playing Joey Butafuoco in that Drew Barrymore Amy Fisher movie? You’ve gotta watch that, Vern.…” Feb 25, 00:34
    • VERN on Freaky: “I still haven’t seen WILD SIDE, but director Donald Cammell (WHITE OF THE EYE) committed suicide while distraught over the…” Feb 24, 23:39
    • pegsman on The Old Guard: “On a more serious note, I think they wanted a CIA agent because that’s more in line with the classics.…” Feb 24, 22:34
    • Muh on Freaky: “I saw that! Awful Tarantino wannabe mixed with the also popular (at the time) 90s erotic thriller. With an endless…” Feb 24, 19:32
    • onthewall2983 on The Running Man: “[visual-parse url=”https://deadline.com/2021/02/edgar-wright-direct-the-running-man-stephen-king-paramount-pictures-simon-kinbergs-genre-films-1234697279/”] I have a crazy idea that they could cast Arnold as the villain, as his…” Feb 24, 19:21
    • Inspector Hammer Boudreaux on No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers: “When I saw you’d reviewed it I knew I had to break the glass on this one myself. Fortunately,…” Feb 24, 17:03
    • walkerp on TV movie double feature: Running Delilah (1993) and Amazons (1984): “You are doing the Lord’s work here watching these old movies. It makes me sad for the age when you…” Feb 24, 10:04
    • Thomas Caniglia on Freaky: “I think Anne Heche is the main reason I’ve never tried to see it. She always seemed like fluff to…” Feb 24, 07:49
    • Pacman2.0 on TV movie double feature: Running Delilah (1993) and Amazons (1984): “I’d like to think there’s at least one guy out there who has fully bought in to the product, and…” Feb 24, 03:42

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