Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Ever since this movie played some film festivals it has gotten great reviews, especially here on the internet where people tend to fall for this sort of shit. Of course you know I am a fan of the horrors and it’s always good to see somebody try a different approach, so I was hoping they were right. But one thing I noticed was every review I read would explain the premise, which sounded like a stupid idea that would never work. But at no point did any of the reviews say, “I know, this sounds like a stupid idea that would never work, but somehow they managed to pull it off.” Instead they talked about this idea like it was a good idea. A really good idea.

Here is the stupid idea that would never work: BEHIND THE MASK is done in a fake documentary style (or fakeumentary). It takes place in a world where the iconic killers of horror movies (Freddy, Jason, Michael Meyers and Chucky are specifically mentioned) are all real. A grad student who looks kind of like Sarah Polley is doing a documentary about a guy who calls himself Leslie Vernon, a guy who is an aspiring slasher. And he explains to the camera his whole made up horror backstory, how he picks out his victims and what he plans to do with them, all of course based on the formulas of slasher movies. And there is lots of jokes about how he has to work out alot to be able to chase people while it seems like he’s just walking, and corny shit like that. So it plays off of all these archetypes or cliches and then at the end it switches from documentary to “real movie” as he tries to kill his victims in scenes inspired by FRIDAY THE 13TH 2 and 3 (the Steve Miner years). And according to the vast majority of the critics, who really liked this movie, it gets genuinely scary at this point.

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie VernonWell I beg to differ, although the “scary” part at the end is at least closer to pulling off its goal than the “funny” part. I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be funny because the main guy, Leslie Vernon, who looks like Sean William Scott without the muscles, clearly thinks he’s being funny the whole time. Nice try dude.

Here are the 3 main problems I had:

  1. The actress who plays the documentarian is pretty likable, she does a good job. But her character is an idiot, because she is making a documentary about a murderer planning some murders. Then at the end she is surprised when she finds out that he commits murders. You already hate this character about 5 minutes in and then you’re supposed to sympathize with her when she catches up with common god damn sense at the end of the movie. That’s a pretty big leap to expect your audience to take.
  2. This schmuck could never be a killer in a real slasher movie. He’s too small and normal looking. He doesn’t have to be a hulk like Leatherface or later Jasons, but come on. He’s much smaller than all the horror icons mentioned in the movie except for Chucky. There is a scene where he kills a fat cameraman with a backwards baseball hat (if you point out the cliches it doesn’t count as a cliche) and I didn’t believe it for a second. That dude would’ve beat the hell out of Leslie Vernon. At this point it has already been established that he has no supernatural powers, just smoke and mirrors, but the big guy runs from him. And you know, if they actually got a big scary guy, a Kane Hodder or a Muse Watson type, then it might actually be kind of funny to see him in his mundane home life and explaining his techniques. Especially if he had some fucked up Jason type face. That would be a good two minute skit maybe.Also, I didn’t really understand the background behind the character. This is supposed to be him establishing himself as a killer, right? But he keeps saying I usually do that and this usually happens like he’s been doing it for 25 years. Is he already a killer or is he not, and if he is then why doesn’t she asked him about or look into his previous murders?
  3. Haven’t we already been through this meta-post-infra-modern slasher movie bullshit, like, ten years ago? This one doesn’t go much deeper into Slasher Deconstruction for Beginners than SCREAM did, and it’s not as funny or scary as that one. Worst of all, I don’t think they really know their horror shit as much as they ought to if they’re making a movie like this. SCREAM made a big deal about the Final Girl (called Survivor Girl by these guys) being a virgin, so this movie also makes a big deal about that. But is it really even true?

I say no. Laurie in HALLOWEEN is a prude compared to her friends, and Nancy in A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET is sort of too. But do we even know for sure they’re virgins? All that matters is that they are not having sex at the time of the killing spree so they don’t set off their puritanical stalkers. But what about Sally in TEXAS CHAIN SAW, how is she any more or less virginal than her friends? What about Stretch in part 2? The heroine of CHILD’S PLAY (since they brought it up) is definitely not a virgin, because she has a son. There are also moms as the heroes of NIGHTMARE 5 and 7. No, virginity never had anything to do with it, SCREAM made that up for dramatic purposes and these guys copied SCREAM’s answers on the test.

Although they don’t use the Final Girl term from the classic slasher theory book MEN, WOMEN AND CHAINSAWS by Catherine Clover, I do think these filmatists might’ve read that book. Because they get into all the Freudian bullshit about the weapon is phallic and such and such represents a womb, and they have Leslie Vernon explain all this. And we’re still supposed to be scared of him after we’ve seen him talking like some reject from WAKING LIFE.

Also, that book talks about many of the Final Girls having masculine or unisex names. I thought she was kind of stretching it with that one since most of my favorites don’t follow that (Nancy, Laurie, Sally) and she included “Laurie” as a masculine name for some reason. SCREAM followed that rule by having a Final Girl named Sidney. This one does it too, using the name Taylor, but then goes reverse and gives the killer a really dumb sounding sissy name. All the better to include in a dumb sounding (but not necessarily sissy) title.

There is one sign that the filmatists are true horror fans: they have an homage to MANIAC by having this sissy-named killer copy that part where Joe Spinnell cries, “I’m so happy!” But since this guy’s not handcuffed to a mannequin that he just stapled a human scalp to it just doesn’t have the same effect as in MANIAC.

To be fair, the execution is not as bad as you might expect. For digital video, the photography and lighting and everything is pretty good. The score sounds like a real horror movie during the real horror movie parts. But there is shit in here that is amateur too. Like there’s a scene where Robert Englund comes out of nowhere, calls out Leslie Vernon’s name and shoots him. After Leslie escapes he gets excited and says “I think I have an Ahab!” and then repeats variations on that for about two minutes. And of course the audience figured out two minutes ago that Ahab is the guy who hunted Moby Dick, so “an Ahab” in post-meta-deconstructed-reverse-slasher lingo means a guy who hunts the killer. So then, long after you’re sick of them repeating this term, the idiot documentarian character says, “Okay, you’re gonna need to define what an Ahab is” and then he actually EXPLAINS IT, as if to say “You – you there in the audience. You are fucking stupid. Open your mouth so I can spoon feed you this wonderful concept I made up about ‘Ahab’.”

And the thing is, Robert Englund’s character isn’t some kind of composite character representing all sorts of slasher movies, he is just Dr. Loomis from HALLOWEEN. Why? Because “the Ahab” is not really a common slasher movie archetype. I suppose there is Dennis Hopper in CHAINSAW 2. There is that stupid bounty hunter guy who showed up out of the blue in JASON GOES TO HELL. But it is not a necessary part of the slasher formula, there is not another iconic one besides Loomis. And Loomis just came from Van Helsing. There are not enough “Ahabs” for there to be such a term as “Ahab.” If you’re gonna do a movie that has nothing going for it except this stupid deconstructing horror movies gimmick, then you better know your horror movies inside and out. No cheating. This is cheating.

And by the way, if you expect it to deliver on the horror movie goods, like the reviews claim, well, good luck with that one. There is almost no gore in the movie and only the most basic special effects. I don’t think that really matters much, but I thought I should point it out since I checked some reviews and some of them described it as “gorey.” Simply not true.

I feel like kind of an asshole giving this movie a negative review, because it’s obviously a small little underdog of a movie. But the word on this one has been so universally positive that somebody’s gotta say it. I’m not drinking the Kool-Aid, and I like Kool-Aid. Also Tang is pretty good. This is an OSMOSIS JONES type of movie, the type of movie where after they thought of the premise they should’ve realized, “nah, not good enough to make a whole movie out of.” Take my word for it: don’t take their word for it.

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9 Responses to “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”

  1. I liked this more than you did Vern, but I agree the “Ahab” thing is not really a slasher movie trope. Also I wish someone would give Robert Englund a real role,he’s confined to 5 minute cameos most of the time and I think he’s better than that.

  2. You might want to check out Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer if you haven’t already. I thought it was surprisingly enjoyable and I was happy to see Englund playing an actual role in it. He gets to act AND turn into a big silly latex monster.

  3. Yeah I need to watch that. I remember your review was pretty positive. I saw the trailer again recently in front of WALLED IN. That’s a decent little movie by the way. I’m a soft touch when it comes to horror though.

  4. Back when this came out on video, I got a free review copy at work. This review was so devastating that I got rid of the DVD without even watching it.

  5. You know what Mr. M, you should have seen it. I am lukewarm on it but it wasn’t terrible. However, the movie Vern, mention, Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer, is a giant pile of shit. There isn’t even any monster slaying until like 5 mins left in the movie. It’s like, imagine an origin story for Iron Man but he only becomes Iron Man for the last 5 mins of the movie, that would be fucking stupid. Just like Jack Brooks is fucking stupid.

    Interestingly enough they went on to make Girl House which I love so I have forgiven them for releasing such a giant shit turd.

  6. I liked JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER. I did not know those guys did this GIRLHOUSE movie. That sounds like my kind of deal.

    I probably would have watched LESLIE VERNON eventually, but it sat there for literally years because every time I thought about watching it, I’d reread Vern’s review and then I’d watch literally anything else. I ultimately decided it was just taking up space, but who knows? Maybe I’d have changed my mind eventually.

    Right now, having reread this review again, I’m not exactly regretting my decision. The world needs another smug, dilettantish meta slasher like I need a machete in my head.

  7. Haven’t seen this, but the plot summary suggests a variant on MAN BITES DOG from the early ’90s, though that one didn’t have the slasher awareness, as far as I remember.

  8. A terrible movie based on a terrible idea. I also don’t understand this one’s appeal.

  9. The idea is great. The execution? Not so much.

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