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Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- Jules on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “It would be almost impossible to crash wedding receptions the way they do it in the movie. Wedding receptions usually…” Jul 15, 05:11
- pegsman on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “Comedy is a funny thing. It’s such a subjective genre, that it’s almost impossible to discuss. But, by definition the…” Jul 14, 22:31
- Franchise Fred on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “I think I can validate your bet, Vern. I loved this when it came out and figured it would be…” Jul 14, 22:15
- VERN on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “One part I wondered about is when Jeremy finds out about the wedding from the newspaper and tells John what…” Jul 14, 20:42
- Curt on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “CJ, I say open up your laptop and get writing. CONVENTION CRASHERS sounds great.” Jul 14, 18:22
- Skani on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “Yeah, what can I say, I don’t endorse this movie’s “message,” but I still love it. Wilson and Vaughn are…” Jul 14, 16:36
- deepfriednoir on Dark Water: “I have seen this, but what I remember most about it is watching the trailer play in the Glasgow multiplex…” Jul 14, 14:43
- CJ Holden on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “I’ve only been to two weddings in my life and felt really uncomfortable talking to anybody, because I only knew…” Jul 14, 12:48
- Mr. Majestyk on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “Vern, I’ve never seen this movie and it’s 100% because of you. Even a few years back when I was…” Jul 14, 11:35
- CJ Holden on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “I bought the DVD 15+ years ago, because one store had a “5 DVDs for 15€” deal and I quickly…” Jul 14, 08:52
- jojo on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “the disingenuous combination of ultra-douchey pickup artist fantasy fulfillment and standard rom-com Wow, I don’t think I ever read your…” Jul 14, 08:35
- Glaive Robber on Wedding Crashers (20 years later rematch): “Hot Tub Time Machine > The Hangover > The Wedding Crashers” Jul 14, 08:24
- Mr. Subtlety on 28 Years Later: “Late to the party, but just wanted to address something that Mr. M and a few other people touched on…” Jul 14, 08:24
- jojo on Dark Water: “Roosevelt Island used to be a prison/asylum/smallpox quarantine/etc and feels like it. I guess tourists now line up to take…” Jul 13, 13:09
- S on Dark Water: “Hah yes, I also thought that about the poster. I do always enjoy when Vern makes a “strange and unusual”…” Jul 12, 12:16
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