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Project Hail Mary

PROJECT HAIL MARY is a nice crowd pleasing sci-fi movie based on a book by Andy Weir, same author as THE MARTIAN. It’s directed by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, the team who directed 21 JUMP STREET, produced SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE and got fired from SOLO. It’s a huge hit, some people are talking it up like it’s Important, and it’s the closest thing Lord & Miller have done to a classy grown-up movie, so time will tell if it sends them on a catastrophic Adam McKay type trajectory. But right now we’re good. It’s a movie with lots of laughs and a lovable alien. People just get emotional about astronauts, I think.

Ryan Gosling (director of LOST RIVER) stars as Ryland Grace, a middle school science teacher who accidentally winds up shouldering the responsibility of keeping the entire earth and at least one other planet from becoming uninhabitable. It’s kind of a long story doled out in episodic flashbacks, but an against-the-grain paper he wrote in a former life as a molecular biologist leads to him being one of numerous scientists recruited by a top secret international program to stop the crisis of single-celled alien organisms they call “astrophages” from blotting out the sun.

He’s one of those have/eat cake characters who is both historically brilliant and a relatable doofus. Sure, his genius will save humanity, but first he’ll be awkward and embarrass himself and make everybody think he’s an idiot. It’s sort of played as a matter of him having to learn to believe in himself. He feels out of his league, but riffing with his military escort Carl (Lionel Boyce, The Bear) leads to discoveries that become crucial to the organization’s last ditch effort to save the sun, and other occurrences lead to him being sent on the interstellar mission, along with characters played by Ken Leung (RUSH HOUR) and Milana Vayntrub (the AT&T lady, WEREWOLVES WITHIN). The movie opens as he wakes up from an induced coma, light years from the earth, experiencing amnesia, not knowing what to do, and the other two are dead.

It has been the subject of much ridicule that THE MARTIAN competed in the musical or comedy categories at the Golden Globes. It is much funnier than other astronaut movies, but certainly it’s more about the drama and thrills than the chuckles. The same is true of PROJECT HAIL MARY, but I’d say it leans more toward comedy than THE MARTIAN did – Lord & Miller are much more liable than Ridley Scott to go for a laugh that might undermine the seriousness of the situations. And normally I’m against that, but I forgive it here because it gave us what was for me the biggest laugh in the movie (I won’t spoil it but it’s when Grace figures out how to open the alien object he finds).

I like how Gosling has shifted from our most accomplished young brooder in DRIVE, THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES, ONLY GOD FORGIVES and BLADE RUNNER 2049 to North America’s most charming, hilarious goofus in THE NICE GUYS, BARBIE, THE FALL GUY, etc. And it struck me that in this opening, where we’re thrust without context into his nightmarish awakening in space, he makes it funny not just with his pratfalls and comical shrieking, but even the Looney Tunes way he darts around or pops into frame. He’s a really good physical comedian.

At the same time, not even seeing it in IMAX, I was hit by the menacing vastness of space, the frailty of a body wrapped in plastic, scrambling around in metal chambers, falling down ladders, banging against walls, panicking as the calm voice of the computer (Priya Kansara, POLITE SOCIETY) sort of communicates with him. I felt the horror of it pretty deep. It takes advantage of its big budget with excellent visual effects (supervisors Paul Lambert [TRON: LEGACY] and Mag Sarnowska [KRAVEN THE HUNTER]), production design (by Charles Wood, MINDHUNTERS) and cinematography (by Greig Fraser, ZERO DARK THIRTY, THE BATMAN). It’s a big ass Hollywood movie type of movie.

Sandra Hüller (ANATOMY OF A FALL, THE ZONE OF INTEREST) plays Eva Stratt, the head of Project Hail Mary, and it’s one of those roles where it seems like they would’ve had to cancel the movie if she said no. Who else could be so god damn stern, but with just a tiny glint of vulnerability that makes Grace want to make a human connection with her? She recruits him, gives us lots of exposition, feels she has no choice but to be cold-hearted about everything because she’s asking people to give their lives to maybe just maybe save humanity but it’s a long shot so maybe not. The astronauts try to bond and have fun in their last days on earth, and she tries to keep a distance. Grace talks to her about it while the others enjoy drunken karaoke; she surprises him by giving in and going up for a song. I didn’t know the song (turns out it’s by Harry Styles) but she sings well and I found her impulsive decision to open the door slightly to the ordinarily off-limits world of her emotions to be the most moving scene in the movie, and the whole reason for her to do the role. So it was funny to later read that it wasn’t in the script; Gosling suggested it after hearing her singing to herself on set. To their credit, Lord & Miller knew it was good and what it would do for her character.

There’s another character who overshadows her, though. I don’t know how to write his actual name in English, but Grace calls him Rocky, because he looks like he’s made of rock. He’s a faceless, crab-like humanoid from the planet 40 Eridani whose ship attaches to Grace’s and creates a tunnel. He stays behind a glass-like barrier but tries to communicate through models and gestures – Grace calls it a puppet show. Pretty quickly he devises a way to make his laptap translate between their languages as he slowly learns vocabulary and adds it to his database. The a.i. voice Rocky chooses sounded like Steven Colbert to me, but it’s James Ortiz, who was one of the puppeteers operating the character.

I like that the movie works so hard to create a grounded reality and believable fake tech and science just to get to this silly notion of Gosling and a weird puppet being roommates on a spaceship. They learn from each other, talk about their lives and cultures, I was happy to that Grace’s explanation of the ROCKY movies goes all the way to CREED (he calls it “7”). It’s a problem solving movie with a very convenient cheat that Rocky can make almost anything out of a substance Grace calls “xenonite,” and his technology is inexplicable to humans. It works for me because they come up with weird stuff we haven’t seen in a million sci-fi movies. I love the jagged transparent space suit he creates for Grace.

There’s one unexpected wrinkle to the story that’s revealed late in the movie, so I won’t get into it. I think it was supposed to raise questions about selflessness and Grace’s status as a hero. But I didn’t really think about that at first because it mostly raises uncomfortable questions about the mission and the people involved. I’m not totally sure what it’s trying to say, but I think I like it, because it gave me something more to chew on. It makes it a little more complex.

Like THE MARTIAN, the book was adapted by Drew Goddard (BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE). Unlike THE MARTIAN it does feel like there’s a bunch of stuff that has to be condensed. I didn’t feel like I entirely followed all the explanations of fictional science and the leaps they’re making. And I’m not usually this guy but it did feel strange not to learn almost anything about Grace’s life. We know he felt like a failure in science, he likes teaching kids (but they make fun of him). There is one late mention of an ex when Rocky asks about a “mate,” with the cliche that she left him because his head was in the clouds. But we never see him outside of school or Hail Mary, we have no indication that he has family members, friends, neighbors, other interests (well, except that he owns a t-shirt for the musical Cats).

Of course the most far-fetched notion in the whole story is that nobody likes this guy and he has trouble meeting people and feels like a loser. But he’s meant to be the relatable and grounded part of this story. That’s why I think showing him to have more of an actual human life and history would be helpful. But not required, it turns out. It still works.

As much as I enjoyed this, I don’t think I’m as hot on it as most people. I’m not sure how much it will stick with me. But I can’t remember, maybe I would’ve said the same thing about THE MARTIAN, which (with its seductive optimism and disco soundtrack) has become a cable classic. Maybe they’ll put this in the ROCKY marathon after 7.

 


SPOILER P.S. – They should make a part 2 that’s kind of a rehash but it’s an Eridian Sandra Hüller coming to him at the Eridian middle school talking to him about a paper he wrote a long time ago.

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15 Responses to “Project Hail Mary”

  1. Vern, great review. I’m more positive on the movie than you but I’m probably somewhere in the “good, not great” zone. Really enjoyed Gosling and liking the comic turn he’s taken. Really enjoyed Rocky. Thought Lord and Miller were good matches to the material and that it started really strong. Both the movie and the book have too much stuff in the final 1/3 so the movie smartly streamlines that (but it is still one event too many). So while a viewer might find that a lot of stuff after the halfway mark is kind of handwaved away, it is honestly better than the alternative (see numerous reddit threads of people complaining what was cut and demanding an 8 hour version of the movie).

    I’ve read The Martian and PHM and seen the movies and what is very funny is that sometimes a book says more about the author than they intend to (I haven’t read Artemis, so I don’t know what that one is like). And what these books say directly answers your point here:

    “And I’m not usually this guy but it did feel strange not to learn almost anything about Grace’s life.”

    In both the Martian and PHM we have a story about a white man who uses science to solve big, important issues and save his own life. Our hero, ladies and gents, is basically the author in a younger, more fit body. In both cases we have almost no further information about the person beyond their education or training. So, yes, Grace has a very brief mention of an ex in the book which is, if anything, expanded in the movie. Oh, and he teaches students and has some funny t-shirts indicating a life. Outside of that? SCIENCE. ENGINEERING. I don’t know that it is a fatal flaw with the movie, but I definitely noticed it in both PHM the movie and the book that Grace has no hobbies (photography, running, flying planes, RC cars, reading, ballet, anything) and has no sexual desires or interests. There is a joke in PHM the book about two astronauts having sex and indicating that in a very spectrum-y way, but no indication that Grace has interest in sex. And not that every movie needs a love interest or a sex scene but I think SPOILERS AHEAD the ending only makes sense if you are dealing with a person who values human interaction at, essentially zero.

  2. So, yeah, PROJECT HAIL MARY. Gosling is a superb physical comedian, as was clear from THE NICE GUYS, the movie looks great and the use of physical effects, especially Rocky, is gratifying, and Sandra Hueller gives great karaoke. So why was this so disappointing?

    The relentless comedic tone works against the story. Spoiler alert… there’s a scene late in the movie where a character is press ganged into a suicide mission and it’s played, pratfalls and all, largely for laughs. And by then the quips and pratfalls were already too much for me. The handwaving of the science is probably necessary, but some questions really needed proper answers. Personal aside: I watched this with PhD molecular biologist who was ready to explode with frustration by the end of it. So that may’ve colored my view on that.

    And then there’s the politics. Weir, like a lot of people these days has been going around saying he dislikes stories that are “political” and that the problem is that he knows those stories will just reinforce the political view of the author. But what then are we to make of a story in which the world is saved by letting the scientists and engineers get on with it? And all facilitated by autocratic leadership on earth, ready to make the difficult and unthinkable decisions! The movie never questions any of this, it just moves on to the next laugh or the next action sequence. You have to wonder what Spielberg would have done with all this.

    As to Hueller’s karaoke scene, did Gosling or the directors really not see her nailing Whitney Houston in her breakout performance in TONI ERDMANN?

  3. The idea that Gosling suggested her karoke scene speak well for him as a collaborator…it’s not about his character but he advocated for it anyway because it’s better for her character. A lot of actors are too selfish or self-involved to look beyond themselves.

  4. Inspector Hammer Boudreaux

    April 3rd, 2026 at 8:19 am

    Now I’m thinking about Borg9’s deeper thoughts on the politics but I just came here to say that I hated the score so fucking much. It was like a mashup of Biblical epic and shit you hear over informational videos at the science museum. The movie does have Hail Mary in its title, after all. The score made my eyes roll so far back into my head I puked in my mouth.

    I liked the rock friend and that they used the Kris K version of “Sunday Morning Coming Down,” I’ll give them that.

  5. Inspector Hammer Boudreaux

    April 3rd, 2026 at 8:37 am

    Also, future ‘stonauts, please do not name important exoplanets after movie franchises, even if they are owned by Amazon MGM. Mythology- Greco-Roman, Hindu, Aztec, IDGAF- is the way to go.

  6. Do we know if Gosling also suggested Emily Blunt’s karaoke scene in THE FALL GUY? It’d be great if suggesting his female leads get a karaoke scene became Gosling’s thing going forward.

    And yeah, it was all downhill from Kris singing Sunday Morning Coming Down.

  7. I enjoyed this, largely cruising on Gosling’s charm and Huller’s steely resolve. Yeah, it leaned a bit too far in the direction of making Rocky funny and adorable – kinda felt like if they had spent 2 more minutes on Grace and Rocky learning to communicate and understand each other this might have balanced out. IE, could have used 5% more ARRIVAL. But if there has to be a blockbuster being seen and enjoyed by a bazillion people, I’m OK with it being this one.

    Over at Film Freak Central, this got reviewed in tandem with HOPPERS because the reviewer thinks it’s basically a live-action Pixar movie, which actually occurred to me as well while watching.

    And it did lead me to finally see ANATOMY OF A FALL, which I loved.

  8. I had high hopes for this one and it didn’t quite reach my expectations, but it’s still a good time. Gosling has finally been out-charisma’d, by a little rock guy of all things. I agree that it could’ve explained the science better– a great thing about THE MARTIAN is how well it portrays the APOLLO-13-meets-MacGyver problem-solving.

    SPOILERS I GUESS?: Another issue I had with HAIL MARY is the structure. So ostensibly the flashbacks are recovered memories sprinkled throughout the narrative, but I felt the amnesia aspect of the plot was unnecessary and barely explored, and the flashback scenes were poorly integrated. That last one where they force him into the mission– by that point we see him doing heroic stuff in the present, so does it really work? Might’ve been better to put the whole thing in chronological order. I could even be merciless and say they should’ve cut them altogether, but then we’d miss out on Sandra Hüller’s great performance.

  9. Inspector Hammer Boudreaux

    April 3rd, 2026 at 10:22 am

    SPOILER

    Him trying to back out at the last moment is like Christ’s desperation at the cross. What if he just went back to Earth?

  10. Borg9,

    “The relentless comedic tone works against the story.” I mean, I understand your point but the book is essentially humorless (outside of Rocky being silly, I guess) that I thought this was a big improvement over the book.

    “The handwaving of the science is probably necessary, but some questions really needed proper answers. Personal aside: I watched this with PhD molecular biologist who was ready to explode with frustration by the end of it. So that may’ve colored my view on that.” Not to be the “in the book” guy, but all the science you need is in the book and I really do feel like it would have significantly dragged the story down to include it. Small example – them breeding the taumoeba. In the movie Gosling tells Rocky that he breed nitrogen-resistent taumoeba (maybe 30 seconds of screentime). In the book this process drags over several pages? chapters? Just them creating taumoeba that can withstand slightly more nitrogen so that it’ll also work for Rocky’s planet. WAY TOO MUCH and would have just stopped the movie dead. I think to Weir’s credit, the science is all fairly accurate but I think that, at its core, science is repeated experiments which doesn’t translate well to film.

    “And then there’s the politics. Weir, like a lot of people these days has been going around saying he dislikes stories that are “political” and that the problem is that he knows those stories will just reinforce the political view of the author.” I grant you this. I think it is in line with a general retreat from Hollywood of taking on Trump due to feeling… defeated? I don’t know. Like many modern movies it exists in a world I know no longer exists – where the rule of law reigns and science is respected and funded. I don’t mind escaping from our modern hell and seeing a fun movie but I acknowledge that perhaps the most science fiction aspect of the movie is the US giving money and authority to a third party to solve an existential crisis. How many Republican congressmen would be on the house floor saying “The sun is dying? It was 100 degrees in Phoenix yesterday! This is some environmentalist nonsense!”

  11. Hammer Time – I really like your take on what the books say about Weir. Interestingly, I was just listening to him interviewed on the podcast House of R, where he said that Mark Watney and even the Saudi girl protagonist of his second book Artemis were idealized versions of himself, but that Grace is his first protagonist he made up “from whole cloth” and that Stratt is the self insert character in that one. I think this still very much fits with your take on his distanced, engineer-brain personality though.

    I’m surprised, though, to learn that it’s the same in the book. I assumed there would be more about him that they just didn’t have time for in the movie.

    Borg9 – I didn’t want to get into that big of *SPOILERS* in the review but maybe I should’ve. The reveal that he was sent against his will is the morally ambiguous part of the movie that gives it some meat, I think. But the more I think and read about it the more I’m convinced that they just saw it as a character challenge for Grace. Rocky thinks he’s a selfless hero, he secretly feels he was a coward. It’s only when he makes the decision to go back to check on Rocky that he finally cares enough about someone to be a true hero. But of course I was too distracted by the fucked-up-ness of forcing a guy onto a suicide mission to care about that shit. What strikes me about it is that I do believe it was justifiable because it saved all of humanity, but I don’t want to admit that to myself. The part that makes me more uncomfortable than I think the filmmakers intend is that they present it not as a messy moral question but as empowerment. I’ve heard Carl’s “You know who you are” line praised as very moving but I just felt it was such a betrayal of a friend to assume something like that. To decide that no means yes and present it as an inspirational platitude. Maybe I would’ve accepted it from Rocky Balboa saying it to Adonis though.

    Oh, and thanks for mentioning the karaoke scene in THE FALL GUY. I wondered about that too and meant to mention it. It would be a cool trademark for him.

  12. No doubt there’s some good science in the book but not a lot gets through to the movie. I really wanted to know, since it was how Grace got hired, how the astrophage were living on the sun once it was discovered they were, contrary to Grace’s expectations, bags of mostly water. And, presumably, Rocky is a water-free life form, so proving Grace’s theory, but that goes wholly unremarked. But hey, let’s find time to have him puke in a traffic cone, cuz youknow real folks and fighter jets, amirite! That’ll be funny.

    I’m sure people want to be entertained as a retreat from the world right now. I know I do. But the thing is Weir’s story is political – most stories are really – and him going around suggesting otherwise is either disingenuous or shockingly naive. Sure, let the autocrats put the tech bros in charge – force them if necessary – that’ll sort things out. No politics to see here!

  13. It’s funny if Weir is claiming Grace was the first character he’s written who *isn’t* a self-insert, because it sure felt like he was. PHM was the first of his books we read, and my wife and I both immediately got the sense that Grace was Weir as he wished he was, and Rocky was his vision of an ideal friend: basically a space-puppy with snark and crazy engineering skills, no threatening human complexities to deal with. Which is fine, I understand the seduction of that fantasy, but c’mon. It’s so obvious.

  14. I’m at that point in my life (maybe I’ve been here for a long time) where I don’t really care for in depth discussions about movies I will watch one time. I either like them or I don’t. I liked this one. I liked CRIME 101. I liked RED SONJA, for Fs sake. Last night I saw someone discussing a crime show they didn’t like because it got the tax laws wrong…I’m just glad HE doesn’t post on this sight any longer…

  15. Oh man, Pegsman! Don’t get me started on the tax implications of fast tracking a programme to send Ryan Gosling 14 light years away.

    Good to hear from you. Keep enjoying movies, and be well!

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