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Vern is down with BLACK DYNAMITE

tn_blackdynamite1I’ve missed some potential good ones at this year’s Seattle International Film Festival, but I was not about to miss the midnight show of BLACK DYNAMITE. If you don’t know what this is, it’s a retro blaxploitation movie where Michael Jai White (also co-writer) plays the title character, an ex-CIA, Vietnam vet, kung fu practicing, five-women-at-a-time-fucking badass motherfucker trying to find out who killed his brother.

Doing a blaxploitation homage in 2009 sounds good on paper, because there are a finite amount of authentic movies of this genre. At a certain point you run out of blaxploitation to watch, and you need more. It never hurts to have backups. But when you think about it there are a million ways for a movie like this to be disappointing or worse. BLACK DYNAMITE has great posters and trailers, but that doesn’t prove anything. For my tastes it’s a fine line to walk. I didn’t want to see something too jokey or spoofy, something that was mocking these movies more than paying tribute to them. And there’s no reason to assume an independent film out of nowhere from filmatists without that much of a track record will capture a vintage blaxploitation feel.

mp_blackdynamiteI could’ve worried about that shit but it would’ve been a waste of time, because BLACK DYNAMITE is pretty god damn spectacular. Yes, it could be accurately described as a parody of the genre, but clearly a loving, even worshipful parody done not by some smarmy assholes who want to laugh at funny old clothes and hairstyles, but by dudes who clearly have passion for and knowledge of the genre and a fetishistic attention to the details that matter.

Somewhere I saw somebody compare this to AUSTIN POWERS. I don’t consider that accurate. Those movies are all about riffing on different comedy concepts within some of the trappings of an old genre. You could say the same for I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA. That was an affectionate blaxploitation homage, but it’s coming up with joke concepts, like “this guy has theme music, so what if we show a band following him around playing his theme music?”

Not that there’s anything wrong with that approach, but I was happy to see BLACK DYNAMITE play it much more straight. The laughs (and there are many) mostly aren’t jokes exactly. They fit within the context of a straight-up blaxploitation movie. Sure, BLACK DYNAMITE knows that its story is getting more and more ridiculous, and purposely has messed up shots and clunky dialogue like “I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had in the CIA.” But it never winks at you, never nudges you. It could be the blaxploitation movie they would’ve had on another GRINDHOUSE double feature if the first one hadn’t tanked.

Let me give you one example of why I respect this movie. There’s a scene where Black Dynamite goes to a bar called The Hip Pocket to get some information out of a bunch of hostile dudes in Rudy Ray Moore style velvet hats. They’re not helping much so he turns around to head for the door, and they taunt him to his back about never coming back to the Hip Pocket again. But they shut up real quick when he flips the sign on the window to “closed” and shuts the gate. He’s not leaving, he just wants some privacy while he beats them silly.

See, that’s not a joke – that’s a genuine Badass Cinema moment. You don’t do that in AUSTIN POWERS or I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA. White and director/co-writer Scott Sanders can get laughs by exaggerating the plot of THREE THE HARD WAY and imitating the sloppy filmatism of the Rudy Ray Moore pictures, but it’s clear that they also sincerely appreciate and want to re-create the badass screen presence of Fred Williamson, Jim Brown and Jim Kelly. In UNDERCOVER BROTHER, even in DOLEMITE, you laugh at the idea of the hero kicking ass. You don’t laugh at Black Dynamite. When he kicks people through walls you laugh not because it’s a joke but because it’s awesome. He is not a parody of awesome, he actually is awesome.

I gotta admit that it crosses the line into straight comedy about 2/3 in when Black Dynamite spells out on a chalkboard the nefarious plot that they’re up against. From that point on it gets way more silly, especially if I didn’t dream the part where he’s helped in a fight by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. But it’s funny shit, and I appreciate that at least for a while they were able to treat it not as much like a comedy as like the craziest and most awesome blaxploitation movie you never found out about before.

None of this would matter if it even halfway felt like a modern movie, but they have the blaxplo look and feel dead on. Apparently it’s shot on real film and processed in some forgotten way that makes it grainy. And it uses some stock footage. But I’m unclear how they got all the buildings and streets to look so perfect.

The most crucial and impressive aspect is the music. I’m picky about this shit so if I’d given it much thought I would’ve assumed the music would be the weak link in the movie. It so easily could’ve gotten laughs from some cheap wah wah guitars and cheesy studio musicians. But it’s much harder to make it sound real. How do you compete with Curtis Mayfield, Isaac Hayes, Johnny Pate? Even the musicians who actually played funk back in the day have a hard time recapturing it now.

But somehow this guy Adrian Younge made a completely convincing 1970s soundtrack. It’s not just the wah wahs but the percussion, the organs, the flute. Even the vocals and Lalo Schifrin-type dramatic stings sound completely vintage. And I didn’t notice him imitating specific songs either, just all the best of the styles that were used at the time. I mean, I have seen plenty of actual blaxploitation movies where the soundtracks weren’t as good as BLACK DYNAMITE’s.

I wondered where they found this guy, because I never heard of him. According to this internet here he’s an old friend of Scott Sanders, he also edited the movie and he played every instrument on the soundtrack. I want to give this guy a medal, and I want to give myself the soundtrack on CD (if not vinyl).

So everything is in place, but as with almost all the classic blaxploitation movies the main thing you’re looking at is the star, and how cool he or she is. The whole movie could’ve been ruined if it had been the wrong actor who came up with the idea and starred in it. But Michael Jai White is absolutely perfect in this movie, nothing short of brilliant. He plays it 100% deadpan and has every aspect down to a science – the scowl, the heavy-lidded stare, the strut, the voice, the “kong fu.” There are a few scenes with jokey fake martial arts (one of his allies, Bullhorn, is modelled after Dolemite) but White has seven blackbelts, so there’s tons of real action here. And he uses nunchakas alot.

White is hilarious, but not by trying to be funny, just by being dedicated to putting on screen the meanest, coolest, cockiest motherfucker ever. He could do this exact performance in a movie that wasn’t supposed to be funny and I would still love it. The one outstandingly comedic touch is a scene that makes me laugh just thinking about it, a date-in-the-park montage where he’s so tough he doesn’t know how to do romantic scenes. His hug is more awkward than Vin Diesel kissing Asia Argento in xXx.

I consider myself a Michael Jai White fan. I didn’t catch on as fast as some of you talkbackers, who I remember insisting he had to play Blade on the TV series, and I wasn’t sure where that came from. But UNDISPUTED II made me understand. Since then I’ve gone back and watched some of his other roles, like the TV movie of TYSON and the previous Scott Sanders film THICK AS THIEVES (and of course I knew his work in EXIT WOUNDS, where he and Seagal have a sword fight with paper cutter blades).

White is a rare commodity in Hollywood, a legitimate action star/actor. In the old days you had action stars trying to act, and these days you have actors trying to be action stars. White has been able to straddle that line and this is clearly his greatest role so far, giving a perfect performance most other martial arts guys couldn’t do and martial arts that most actors couldn’t do. I’m so happy to see him in a movie that showcases his range of talents.

Sanders was there to give a brief introduction before the movie. Because it was a midnight show I figured he wouldn’t stick around for a Q&A. But right after the wildly applauded end credits he ran up to the stage and to my surprise introduced Michael Jai White himself. Judging by the questions I don’t think most of the crowd knew who he was (what was that movie he was in? DARK KNIGHT? never saw it), but it seemed like they were genuinely excited to see Black Dynamite in person. I was well-behaved and didn’t yell out any questions like “Why is UNDISPUTED II so awesome?”

I’m not sure it was meant as an entirely serious question, but somebody asked if he was worried he would get typecast as “a black action hero.” White semi-defensively talked about being in an upcoming Tyler Perry movie. But I say fuck that, man. If you would rather do dramas that’s cool, but you’ve worked hard to be a great action hero. You’re only getting started here. I want to see more.

In the movie there’s a joke about Black Dynamite never smiling, but when White came up to that stage he was beaming like he was a kid and we were singing happy birthday to him. After all these years taking small parts in Troma movies, in Hong Kong movies, getting a major starring role only to have it become one of the worst comic book movies ever, having a great scene in KILL BILL only to have it cut out… this guy has earned a shot at the next level, but instead of being given it he went out there and made it himself.

BLACK DYNAMITE comes to theaters September 4th. I’m sure some people will see it and say I’m overhyping it. I wouldn’t try to talk somebody who’s not into this type of thing into seeing it. But if you are a fan of blaxploitation and can enjoy an absurd take on it, BLACK DYNAMITE is required viewing, preferably with audience. Please consider seeing it so that maybe we’ll get BLACK DYNAMITE IN AFRICA or BLACK DYNAMITE T.N.T. or something.

–Vern

Originally posted at Ain’t-It-Cool-News: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41328

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28 Responses to “Vern is down with BLACK DYNAMITE”

  1. This sounds good and I’m glad. I thought it was cool when the director left a comment here a little while back. Also I think Vern forgot to link to it but he reviewed Dolphs’ new movie a week or so back on AICN so check that out if you havent yet. Nice review Vern.

  2. Never heard of this until I read your review. Now I just hope to Shaft it gets released over here.

  3. Good stuff , Vern. I’m happy for Michael Jai White , and , as always , I’m keeping my fingers crossed for him to play Blade in the inevitable remake/re-imagining/restart ( you KNOW it will be “MJW+MCG+JLO+DMX=BLADE ORIGINS on the poster…. goddamn that looks like a mathematics formula !!!). I’m currently trying to track down “Black Samurai” after watching Kelly in Enter the Dragon. Is it any good?
    Also : Jim Kelly is Obama with an Afro !!!

  4. This movie is crazy fun. It hits all the right notes and if it doesn’t make Michael Jai White a huge star, there ain’t no justice.

    “We were afraid you’d turn the streets in to a river of blood!”

    “Tell me who did it an’ I’ll just leave a lil’ puddle!”

  5. Sounds good. It’s going to be shown at the Edinburgh Film Festival here, but I hope it gets a general release in the UK.
    Observation from the Tim Roth show Lie to Me: Why are guys called White always black and guys called Black always white?

  6. That pic on the front page is fantastic. But clearly begs the invention of…. Gun-Chucks. I’m off out to my shed to engineer a prototype.

  7. The closest we’ll ever get to gunchucks is the stuff they had in Equilibrium. And that is sad.

    Glad Vern dug this movie. I was pumped because of the trailer but a lot of the advance word bummed me out because they made it sound like an Austin Powers movie, which isn’t what I wanted or was promised in that trailer. Vern has much higher standards for this kind of movie then I do, so hearing him say that it fulfills its promise assuages most of my concerns.

  8. I saw this movie a couple months ago and thought it was awesome, as you said, the last 1/3 dragged a little and I thought they were going to clean it up. Still, it’s a solid film and you should all see it.

  9. I saw the trailer a few months ago and loved it. Glad to read that it has the Vern seal of approval, now I’m really excited to see it.

    BTW, speaking of Mayfield, where’s the Short Eyes write up, Vern?

  10. Rubble – I didn’t think the last part dragged, it’s just that it was way sillier and more comedy than the earlier part. But it was good. From what I understand they have tightened it up somehow since Sundance.

  11. oh PLEASE let this movie get a wide release! please please please

  12. so, is it like Hot fuzz For Blaxploitation? A spoof-homage? Because that would be awesome. I have a hard time watching Blaxploitation because of the shitty filmmaking, but this could be great.

    thanks for the heads up, i probably wouldn’t have gone to see this otherwise.

  13. Well Ebert quite liked BLACK DYNAMITE so Vern you got some critical pimping help.

    “I am happy to say it brings back an element sadly missing in recent movies, gratuitous nudity. ”

    http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091014/REVIEWS/910149998

  14. This is being released over here next week. Probably to do with 1970s authenticity, used to take that long for films to get here back in the day.

  15. finally got around to watching it and loved it

    so glad I bought the blu ray

  16. hi, vern black dynamite recently saw straight-to-dvd release here in the Netherlands. and after buying my copy I noticed it uses a qoute of yours. “black dynamite is pretty god damn spectaculair” to be exact.
    don’t know if you were aware of it already, but I just wanted to let you know anyway.

  17. To amplify RRA’s point about Ebert’s BLACK DYNAMITE love:

    **The women are also dressed in period threads, and many have big Afros. I [Roger Ebert] am happy to say it brings back an element sadly missing in recent movies, gratuitous nudity. Sexy women would “happen” to be topless in the 1970s movies for no better reason than that everyone agreed, including themselves, that their breasts were a genuine pleasure to regard — the most beautiful naturally occurring shapes in nature, I believe. Now we see breasts only in serious films, for expressing reasons. There’s been such a comeback for the strategically positioned bed sheet, you’d think we were back in the 1950s.**

    Word.

  18. Ebert loves boobs. It’s one of the best things about him.

  19. I don’t know how I failed to find your review of this flick until now, man. It’s a fantastic review of an incredible movie. Saw it at the cinema here in Dublin and it was a great atmosphere, everyone laughing their asses off even though I could tell two thirds of the audience had no idea what they were walking into at the start.

    Can’t wait to see more from these guys.

  20. Thist just came out on DVD over here the uk. Fantastic, and our release had a not bad bunch of extras too.

  21. Finally saw this and just wanted to say thanks for the heads up. Laughed pretty much the whole way through it.

  22. Mr. M – Yes Ebert likes boobies. Try to read his SALT review sometime, and you’re certain by his writing about Jolie that the dude is…well, despite his age and recent physical health setbacks (like losing a jaw)…he still gets “excited.”

    Not that I liked SALT (forgettable mindless actioneer) but I liked when a critic admits to be impressed by honest reasons and not necessarily grandiose standards.

  23. Vern – BIGGEST NEWS OF THE DAY son! Adult Swim picks up BLACK DYNAMITE toon series. It’ll start airing next spring.

    http://www.deadline.com/2011/04/adult-swim-pick-up-black-dynamite-series/

  24. I thought I’d dump this info here since Younge did the score to this, but have you heard the new Ghostface Killah album? Adrian Younge produced and composed for it. It’s a pretty great concept album. If you like the Wu or giallos or fucking cool shit, then give it a whirl.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyB3rx3-K5c

  25. Yeah, it’s awesome. Some of us were talking about it on the BLACK DYNAMITE soundtrack review.

    https://www.outlawvern.com/2010/02/16/black-dynamite-day/

  26. Listening to the soundtrack again, after I introduced my best friend to the movie yesterday. Seriously, every time I watch it, I admire it more and more.

  27. Nobody will ever see this due to the broken comments, but this makes me so happy!

    https://www.facebook.com/205192093010913/videos/746421698887947/

    I love the idea of a BLACK DYNAMITE trilogy where “all-star running back Ferrante Jones” stars in different Blaxploitation subgenres. So much more fun and interesting than a straight BLACK DYNAMITE sequel (although of course I’d watch that too).

  28. I’m wondering if they’ll call it A FISTFUL OF BLACK DYNAMITE.

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