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  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • Muh on Zola: “Matthew B. explained it better than I did!” Sep 24, 08:32
    • Pacman2.0 on Patriot Games: “I didn’t, but I do now!” Sep 24, 07:45
    • pegsman on Zola: “I think my favourite name for a music genre is “Balkan Speed Boogie”, coined by the Norwegian band Russian Am…” Sep 24, 04:54
    • pegsman on Patriot Games: “And by LET IT RIDE you mean the snowboarding movie from 2006?” Sep 24, 03:01
    • Universal Rundle on Zola: “I always thought “mumblecore” was funny for the same reason newer coinages like “normcore” (for fashion) or “goblincore” (for a…” Sep 24, 02:27
    • Pacman2.0 on Patriot Games: “I would definitely watch a gritty Clint\Denzel LET IT RIDE reboot!” Sep 24, 02:22
    • jojo on Zola: “Actually, since ‘mumblecore’ movies employ heavy use of improv, ‘mumblejazz’ would really be a more fitting term. I mean, at…” Sep 24, 01:40
    • pegsman on Patriot Games: “Historically “dad movies” have been your Alistair MacLean stories about men on a mission, preferably involving trains, boats, tanks or…” Sep 24, 01:27
    • VERN on Zola: “I think to jojo “Tampa-core” as a film movement sounds as stupid as if it was “Tampa-Jazz” or “Tampa-Fu” or…” Sep 24, 00:21
    • Matthew B. on Zola: “I think the “-core” in “mumblecore” was doing two things: It plays off the basic meaning of core (the mumbling…” Sep 23, 23:39
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    • KayKay on The Protege: “Maggie, I’m with you in that we need to retire this trope of (especially) female assassins whose skills were forged…” Sep 23, 22:05
    • Zombo on Malignant: “The scene with the woman getting grabbed in the underground had my wife & I wondering at first if that…” Sep 23, 20:31
    • MaggieMayPie on The Protege: “Yes, I do think there was a difference there, which I appreciated. Also with the fact that she was technically…” Sep 23, 16:31
    • VERN on Zola: “Yeah but in both cases they are a suffix that does not apply to the word. “Mumble hop” should mean…” Sep 23, 15:52

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