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    • Ben C. on The Furious: “I’ll be brief and say I concur with the enthusiasm in the above reviews – this rocks hard.” Jun 30, 21:21
    • JTS on Supergirl (2026): “I liked this, but also had reservations. I didn’t really like the look of it and I didn’t think the…” Jun 30, 19:04
    • VERN on Supergirl (2026): “Majestyk – That’s funny, because I keep hearing that ONLY men in their fifties care about these types of movies…” Jun 30, 18:56
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    • Mr. Majestyk on Supergirl (2026): “This is gonna have to be a “watch it on standard def DVD from the library long after everybody else…” Jun 30, 14:17
    • Lorin on Supergirl (2026): “I thought this was pretty weak sauce throughout. Brown and yellow, main character spends the first 20 minutes puking, a…” Jun 30, 12:25
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    • Bill Reed on Supergirl (2026): “I really liked this one. I have reservations– the ending, yes, and also the overall harsh tone. I wonder what…” Jun 30, 08:59
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