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    Don't feel obligated, but here are some

  • WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM

    if that's your thing:

  • 1. Patreon

    Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!

  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

    (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)

    EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.

  • 3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines



    (you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)

  • I also have an Amazon UK one:

    (I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)

  • 4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products

    (I get a couple bucks per item, you get a cool t-shirt, mug or lifestyle item)

  • 5. Spread the word

    Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.

    THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

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  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • VERN on Memory: “Actually it was THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN! But RELIC got even better reviews. Thanks for the heads up.” Mar 19, 20:50
    • dreadguacamole on Cocaine Bear: “That’s fair. Was going to make a joke and blame the producers, and found out Phil Lord and Chris Miller…” Mar 19, 17:06
    • Muh on Cocaine Bear: “Well that’s true, but say, I wouldn’t consider Aja a great or particuarily interesting stylist, but in Crawl he kept…” Mar 19, 14:24
    • dreadguacamole on Cocaine Bear: “Directors with actual style have always been rare, unfortunately :(” Mar 19, 13:16
    • Muh on Cocaine Bear: “I did have fun with it, I liked it okay and wasn’t bored and laughed a number of times. But…” Mar 19, 12:52
    • Dan Prestwich on Scream VI: “BIG SPOILERS Kirby must be the world’s worst FBI agent, and Gale an unbelievably bad journalist, since neither of them…” Mar 19, 12:12
    • dreadguacamole on Cocaine Bear: “Yeah, pretty much. It gets graded on a curve, which can only help, but once the bear gets going I…” Mar 19, 11:23
    • Queen Nemma on Infinity Pool: “Great review, vern. I hadn’t thought about the Interzone-ness of it all, but that fits. There’s definitely some Naked Lunch…” Mar 19, 07:46
    • CJ Holden on Everything Everywhere All At Once: “After finally catching up on it like an ordinary peasant who only watched it because it won Oscars, I have…” Mar 19, 04:58
    • Matthew B. on Memory: ““There’s a well-reviewed horror film that I’m never gonna watch because the premise is there’s this lady who they think…” Mar 18, 21:16
    • Muh on Cocaine Bear: “This movie is the epitome of “yeah it’s sort of alright, I guess.” It’s like once you have a ZANY…” Mar 18, 21:00
    • Muh on Justified is still good: “Yeah I feel like that way I can actually enjoy a show. If it’s something I don’t care about I…” Mar 18, 14:13
    • CJ Holden on Justified is still good: “Binge watching isn’t for me what it is for others either. I rarely watch more than two episodes of anything…” Mar 18, 13:32
    • Muh on Justified is still good: “To me sometimes that’s the benefit. When you watch them real time and this incident happened two years ago can’t…” Mar 18, 13:00
    • CJ Holden on Justified is still good: “Ah yes, right. That’s the downside of bingewatching. You hardly have time to process the information from the four seasons…” Mar 18, 08:43

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