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Christmas Holiday

tn_christmasholidayEverybody knows about Christmas horror (BLACK CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS EVIL, the SILENT/DEADY NIGHT saga, etc.). And of course there’s Christmas action (DIE HARDs 1-2, the works of Shane Black). But did you ever notice there’s Christmas crime, too? I just reviewed SILENT PARTNER, and there’s THE ICE HARVEST, BAD SANTA and others. So I was using the Google.com websight to see if there were others and came across this interview with a guy who did a book just about Christmas movies. He chose this CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY as a movie he wishes were on DVD and that more people knew about.

It is on DVD, I found a PAL Code 2 copy. It’s an old noir complete with a murderer, some light beams and dark shadows. Dean Harens plays Charles Mason, a Good Lieutenant on the shittiest Christmas leave of his life. Just as he’s excitedly telling his buddy about his plans to get married over the break he receives a letter from his girl apologizing for marrying some other dude. You know how it is, she probly couldn’t wait another couple days. He decides to catch his flight to San Francisco anyway, have a good foggy stew in his own misery I guess, but then a sudden storm grounds him in New Orleans. For some reason a drunk reporter (Richard Whorf) wants to drag him to a nearby club and set him up with a torch singer there – Jackie, played by Deanna Durbin.

mp_christmasholidayDurbin gives a pretty interesting performance because she seems so stiff and lifeless as she’s introduced singing this song, it’s kind of creepy. But when she meets him and starts telling her story we go to a flashback where she seems normal and human, expressing emotions, etc. And you realize that she’s just miserable now and her face can’t hide it. It’s kind of like what Naomi Watts did in MULHOLLAND DRIVE, actually. At first I honestly thought she was bad in the role but then when things switched up and I realized what was going on all along I realized she was brilliant in it.

The Lieutenant seems to be going along with it just to humor the drunk and kill some time, but maybe he has some illusions of filling that new opening on his dance card. If so there are several points where he should have realized it was time to say he had to take a shit and then climb out the restroom window and never come back.

1. When she said she changed her name from Abigail to Jackie because “I thought it would be best after the trial.”

2. Right after that when she explained that her husband is in Angola for murder.

3. When he goes to church with her anyway and then she just starts bawling and doesn’t stop for the entire service.

On the other hand, within the flashback story she has a long list of reasons to run like hell before marrying her husband, including when he brings her for “one last time” to hang out where he meets with his bookies, but especially when her future mother-in-law tells her “Between us we will make him strong.” Whuh?

There’s alot of music in the movie. She sings at the club a couple times, there’s the music in church, and they go to a symphony. They also attempt to dance together, but the Lieutenant cuts it off and says he’s not a very good dancer. This is interesting because we know from the poster that Jackie’s incarcerated husband is played by Gene Kelly. Not to be too controversial here, but in my opinion Gene Kelly was known as a pretty good dancer. So when her substitute man-friend is not a good dancer this is kind of a joke. In fact, it’s what we now would call a meta joke, isn’t it, because the joke only has to do with our outside knowledge of the actors in the movie and not anything that takes place within the movie? Everybody considers this meta business to only exist now, but here it is in ’44. It’s pre-postmodern-postmodern.

Gene Kelly doesn’t dance, but he does make a decent bad guy. His character is a smooth-talker and a desperate guy who can’t help but constantly dig himself into holes he can’t climb out of (except for Angola, which it turns out he is able to escape from). For most of the movie he just seems like a shitty husband, but when he returns as a jealous, possessive fugitive he’s actually pretty threatening.

But really this is more of a tragedy than anything else. She really loves the guy, and he doesn’t get it. Just like the Lieutenant and his ex-fiancee.

The movie has a pretty impressive pedigree. The director is Robert Siodmak, who did the ’46 version of THE KILLERS as well as SON OF DRACULA. We film loving individuals would probly talk about him more if we were confident in our pronunciation of his name. This one’s based on a book by W. Somerset Maugham (THE RAZOR’S EDGE and all that) and adapted by Herman J. Mankiewicz, who worked on a few fairly well known movies like THE WIZARD OF OZ and CITIZEN KANE, things like that.

I have to say though, my reason for watching it was as a Christmas crime movie, and you do get a little bit of crime, but not a whole lot of Christmas. It does take place then but it’s not all that crucial to the plot which holiday he has a break for, and it doesn’t have alot of Christmas imagery or music in it. So you could watch it at other times of year, if you wanted to, it wouldn’t bother you that much.

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11 Responses to “Christmas Holiday”

  1. Does The Lieutenant call anyone a “rat-fuck”? Not Jesus though, not on his birthday.
    Merry Christmas Vern, and everyone else who comments, by the way!

  2. I’ve actually been keeping a list (for about a year now), of all the “alternative Christmas” movies I’ve noticed / found. Here’s what I have so far…

    – Batman Returns (1992)
    – Cobra (1986)
    – Dark Angel a.k.a. I Come In Peace (1990)
    – Dead Bang (1989)
    – Die Hard (1988)
    – Die Hard 2 (1990)
    – Enemy Of The State (1998)
    – First Blood (1982)
    – Get Carter (2000)
    – Ghostbusters II (1989)
    – Heat (1986)
    – Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
    – Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
    – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
    – L.A. Confidential (1997)
    – Lady In The Lake (1947)
    – Lethal Weapon (1987)
    – Max Payne (2008)
    – Nighthawks (1981)
    – On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
    – Reindeer Games (2000)
    – Riot (1997)
    – Shaft (2000)
    – The French Connection (1971)
    – The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
    – The Package (1989)
    – The Proposition (2005)
    – Turbulence (1997)
    – While She Was Out (2008)
    – Xian dai hao xia zhuan a.k.a. Executioners (1993)
    And Happy Holidays, Vern.

  3. Son of Dracula is already on my must-watch list , since it’s considered one of the best Dracula-Universal productions . I’m looking forward to see it , but , I don’t know , a lot of people I know consider Son of Frankenstein the best Frankenstein-related Universal movie , but I prefer Bride of Frankenstein , so maybe SoD will have a different effect on me , too . We will see , I’m in a classic horror mood right now!

    Anyway , have a Merry-Badass-Christmas , you guys !

  4. One Guy From Andromeda

    December 25th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Rantbo: No love for my favourite movie set at Christmas? – Eyes Wide Shut?

  5. Actually, One Guy, I liked Eyes Wide Shut very much–I just didn’t remember it was a ‘Christmas’ movie. But, I’ll add it to my list now. Thanks. I also failed to mention that I purposefully left off certain films, as I assumed they where well enough known as Holiday Classics (I.E. Bad Santa, Gremlins, The Ref, Black Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night), just in case any of you out there are scratching your heads at their omission.

    Oh, and Vern, you should check out Lady In The Lake (1947), a kind-of obscure Philip Marlowe film. Being a fan of crime flicks, I think you’d dig it. One unique selling point is that the whole movie is shot in first person. Another noir film, Dark Passage, did a fair amount that same year, but to my knowledge, Lady was the first to do so in its entirety.

  6. Maugham is not a name in which I have confidence of my pronunciation.

  7. My favorite movie set at Christmas is Brazil.

  8. Another alt-Xmas film for Rantbo to consider: THE APARTMENT.

  9. Hey RANTBO, don’t know if this is why tyou mentioned it but
    The Lady in the Lake is also set at Christmas – At one point Marlowe says to (I think it’s Jeff Chandler or someone similar) ‘Nice tan – it’s very Christmassy’).
    It’s also very similar to The Big Lebowskin in places.

  10. It was Richard Simmons. not Jeff Chandler. Same greyish hair/permatan though

  11. I second Rantbo’s recommendation of “The Lady in the Lake”, although I think it, like Hitchcock’s “Rope”, was more an interesting failure than an outstanding success. Still definitely worth watching though. It’s like a very, very old precursor of the “found footage” movie (not that that will necessary appeal to Vern as a recommendation!)

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