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  • WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM

    if that's your thing:

  • 1. Patreon

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  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

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