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Hey bud, thanks for reading. Don't feel obligated, but here are some
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WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM
if that's your thing:
1. Patreon
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody
click here for my Amazon author page (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
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* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- CJ Holden on Thunderbirds: “Hey, I never said FINAL FRONTIER was perfect, but in retrospect much of its hate was overblown, probably coming from…” Mar 2, 23:44
- pegsman on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: “There’s nothing wrong with NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, other than it’s not what most people expect with that lineup of actors.…” Mar 2, 22:15
- RRA on Thunderbirds: “CJ Holden – Thematically speaking FF, to give Shatner credit, has something rich with the televangelist angle…but the execution was…” Mar 2, 19:01
- Chuck on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: “I saw BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE exactly once in theaters and thought it was a pretty terrible 20-years-too-late…” Mar 2, 01:28
- Wackyjax62 on National Lampoon’s European Vacation: “Howdy, Outlaw! I really enjoy your reviews – just wanna point out one little mistake that you made in this…” Mar 1, 20:14
- Glaive Robber on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: “Oh, I can’t articulate it well, but I HAAAAAATED Bad Times At The El Royale. It felt like one of…” Mar 1, 16:49
- Gary Jive on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: ““is this the type of movie that Shea Whigham is in?” This is why we love you, Vern.” Mar 1, 14:13
- CJ Holden on Thunderbirds: “I recently rewatched all of the classic TREK movies and I must say, FINAL FRONTIER has aged pretty well. It’s…” Mar 1, 07:20
- Dreadguacamole on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: “Hey, I liked NOTHING BUT TROUBLE! I was 14 and Dan Aykroyd had a penis nose. I haven’t watched it…” Mar 1, 05:31
- Dreadguacamole on Thunderbirds: “@CJ – yeah, I very much agree that the Russos suck. Even the vaunted airport scene on CIVIL WAR, something…” Mar 1, 05:05
- VERN on Thunderbirds: “I do intend to review the STAR TREK movies in the future, but I think I’ll stick to theatrical. I…” Mar 1, 01:21
- RRA on Thunderbirds: “Trek is one of those odd franchises where it’s popular but not TOO popular*, it’s why it was foolhardy to…” Mar 1, 00:53
- CJ Holden on Parasite (1982) / Bad Times at the El Royale: “Say what you want about NOTHING BUT TROUBLE* but Demi Moore already deserved an Oscar for her reaction shots during…” Feb 28, 23:10
- CJ Holden on Thunderbirds: “*looks more expensive than it WAS. Sorry, just waking up.” Feb 28, 23:01
- CJ Holden on Thunderbirds: “Come on, now you two are underselling FIRST CONTACT. It’s no secret that Paramount at that time treated the STAR…” Feb 28, 23:00
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