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Hey bud, thanks for reading.
Don't feel obligated, but here are some
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1. Patreon

Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

click here for my Amazon author page
(NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
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THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

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- VERN on Howl’s Moving Castle: “I thought I’d seen that, but maybe not. I’ll check it out.” Jun 11, 01:12
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- VERN on The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D: “Thank you for bringing up MIRRORMASK, Ben. That’s a perfect comparison for what I was trying to say about “even…” Jun 11, 00:11
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- Miguel Hombre on The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D: “Re: Bad CGI – Titanic 1997, True Lies 1994, The Abyss 1989, Jurassic Park 1 & 2 1993, 1997, AI…” Jun 10, 16:53
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