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Godzilla Minus Zero

Monday, November 9th, 2026

By now the whole world knows the greatness of GODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023), the surprisingly serious and deeply moving WWII drama take on Godzilla that was a surprise international sensation and even won the best visual effects Oscar. Now writer/director/visual effects supervisor Takashi Yamazaki and most of the main characters have returned with the direct sequel GODZILLA MINUS ZERO. Yes, this is one of the rare Godzilla movies where we all would’ve been mad if they didn’t bring back the humans! This time they’re as important as the monster to us.

It’s two years after the end of the last one and I will mark this as a SPOILER just because I hadn’t seen it in advertising, but the opening scene is an attack on Matsumoto City by a dragon who will be given the name Ghidora. It wasn’t until near the end of the movie that I thought oh geez, MINUS ZERO = MONSTER ZERO. Why didn’t I figure that out? This version of the famously jerky monster doesn’t necessarily come from Planet X, but he did come as a blob on a meteor that absorbed animals and used them to create his earth form.

A biologist named Kanji Murakami (Min Tanaka, BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL) has a close call with Ghidora and is sent (still dirty from the rubble he crawled out from under) to advise Kenji Noda (Hidetaka Yoshioka, THE HIDDEN BLADE). Noda was the adorable bespectacled leader of the civilian Godzilla defense force in part -1, now he heads the government’s Large-Scale Disaster Response Bureau. The team also gains Makoto Aoyama (Masami Nagasawa, SHIN ULTRAMAN), a brilliant meteorologist who blames herself for her dead-on typhoon predictions being dismissed by the powers that be. But Noda believes in her. (read the rest of this shit…)

Rurouni Kenshin Part II: Kyoto Inferno

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021

“Avow Life and Be True”

RUROUNI KENSHIN PART II: KYOTO INFERNO (2014) is an epic sequel that builds on everything I loved about the first one (trust me – check that out if you haven’t!) and expands on this idea of a post-war world where various veterans either try to bring back the violence or maintain (and enjoy) the new order. Our hero is so badass and yet so against killing that he wanders around with a “reverse blade” – a sword sharpened only on the back side – to whoop ass and take names but not lives.

Played by one-time Kamen Rider (and co-star of my beloved SAMURAI MARATHON) Takeru Satoh, Kenshin is younger and prettier than I usually prefer in an action hero. But he makes it almost a badass juxtaposition, and he’s such a cool character – he’s seen shit you never dreamed of, but doesn’t use it as an excuse to brood. He’s quiet but not exactly stoic – he smiles and seems content during peace time, even laughs when he sees himself parodied in a play. Everywhere he goes people seem to recognize him as Battousai, the name he went by when he was a legendary killsword (the government’s teenage super-murdering-the-fuck-out-of-everybody assassin). But his friends call him Kenshin, the name he took after abandoning his bloody sword at the Battle of Toba-Fushimi. The real him.

Admittedly he sounds a little dorky later when he angrily growls the villain’s name to show that he’s had it, but I forgive him. I appreciate that we don’t see that side of him very often. (read the rest of this shit…)