I remember when this movie came out everybody said it was terrible, then the longer director’s cut came out and it started to build up a reputation as underrated. Just to be safe I wanted to allow some time for that rep to foam over and then dry up and harden into a solid surface. The effects of oxygen on the polished surface create the ideal viewing circumstances. So I watched it 7 years later. (read the rest of this shit…)
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Kingdom of Heaven (director’s cut)
Thursday, May 31st, 2012Tags: David Thewlis, Edward Norton, Eva Green, Jeremy Irons, Kevin McKidd, knights, Liam Neeson, Marton Csokas, Michael Sheen, Orlando Bloom, Ridley Scott, The Crusades, William Monahan
Posted in Fantasy/Swords, Reviews | 124 Comments »
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