"CATCH YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME?"

Posts Tagged ‘Sergio Corbucci’

Django

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Django is a little more demonic than most of your spaghetti western anti-heroes. Obviously those guys are never fuckin Roy Rogers. They’re dirty and scary and sometimes even the titles of the movies are trying to warn you about them (GOD FORGIVES… I DON’T!, RUN, MAN, RUN!, IF YOU MEET SARTANA PRAY FOR YOUR DEATH, GO AWAY! TRINITY HAS ARRIVED IN EL DORADO, etc.). But this guy Django…
(read the rest of this shit…)

Tags: , ,
Posted in Reviews, Western | 46 Comments »

  • Hey bud, thanks for reading.

    Don't feel obligated, but here are some

  • WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM

    if that's your thing:

  • 1. Patreon

    Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!

  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

    (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)

    EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.

  • 3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines



    (you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)

  • I also have an Amazon UK one:

    (I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)

  • 4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products

    (I get a couple bucks per item, you get a cool t-shirt, mug or lifestyle item)

  • 5. Spread the word

    Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.

    THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

    * * * *

  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • Adam C aka TaumpyTearrs on Sinners: “Hoping to see Sinners next weekend and report back… @Glaive Robber – I haven’t seen Duchess yet, but I tried…” Apr 28, 23:36
    • RBatty024 on Sinners: “Steinfeld absolutely looked like Debi Mazar walking straight out of the early 90s. It actually took me a second to…” Apr 28, 16:29
    • ElRobHubbard on The Accountant 2: “Midwest Batman teams up with Temu Punisher… I mean that in the best way possible. The first Accountant took me…” Apr 28, 14:15
    • ro on Sinners: “the main musical sequence literally put tears of awe in my eyes. gotta catch this on IMAX again before thunderbolts…” Apr 28, 13:35
    • Edgard on The Accountant 2: “I was initially not planning to see it in theaters and just wait for home viewing… but got caught in…” Apr 28, 12:39
    • deepfriednoir on The Accountant 2: “I respect the superscript 2 so it’s like THE ACCOUNTANT SQUARED but someone on Twitter said it should be called…” Apr 28, 11:28
    • Glaive Robber on The Accountant 2: “Haven’t seen this — might never? — but it’s interesting that Vern’s is the first review I’ve read that mentions…” Apr 28, 08:33
    • Borg9 on Twilight of the Warriors: Walled In: “I’d like to pretend that I waited until the weekend that this cleaned up at the Hong Kong Film Awards…” Apr 28, 06:51
    • Wren on Suspiria (1977): “The peacock lamp is a nod to the film “The Bird With Crystal Plumage.” It was the first movie Argentondirected.” Apr 27, 16:30
    • KayKay on Sinners: “And apologies for hijacking the thread. So, I’ll say..Ryan Coogler? Michael B Jordan? Vampires? I’m in!” Apr 27, 07:35
    • KayKay on Sinners: “I fucking loved Havoc! Like…yeah..I see directed by Gareth Evans and I’m NOT checking out that shit? But it also…” Apr 27, 07:33
    • Mr. Majestyk on Y2K: “This one didn’t hang together at all. It seems more interested in whatever weirdly specific and ultimately irrelevant theme it’s…” Apr 27, 06:06
    • Felix Ng on Sinners: “Thanks Vern. Generally, i liked Havoc quite a bit. It’s Garerth’s take of a Heroic Bloodshed HK movie.” Apr 26, 21:45
    • VERN on Sinners: “Glaive, I am definitely trying to have a HAVOC review ready to post next week.” Apr 26, 12:01
    • Glaive Robber on O’Dessa: “The songs in this were… hostile, I felt, just not very kind to the ears. I can personally get past…” Apr 26, 09:58

  • Recent Commented on Posts

  • Most Comments