In SNAKE EATER, Lorenzo Lamas plays a cop named Soldier Kelly. And it seems like that’s his given name, because even his sister calls him that. I don’t know if having that name subconsciously affected him or not, but he did grow up to become a soldier in the elite “Snake Eater” unit of the Marines. And he must be proud of this ’cause he always wears a belt buckle with a snake on it. (read the rest of this shit…)
Posts Tagged ‘Cinepix’
Snake Eater
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012Tags: bikers, Canadian, Cinepix, inbreds, Lorenzo Lamas
Posted in Action, Reviews | 42 Comments »
-
Hey bud, thanks for reading. Don't feel obligated, but here are some
-
WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM
if that's your thing:
1. Patreon
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody
click here for my Amazon author page (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines
(you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)I also have an Amazon UK one:
(I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products
5. Spread the word
Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.
THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN
* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- grimgrinningchris on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “I watched HAPPINESS before it came out while sitting behind Solondz at a film festival in New Orleans. I have…” Jun 2, 21:00
- Tim Bobo on Spy Hard: “Mafia! Was pretty good for being one of these 90s ZAZ copycats.” Jun 2, 19:46
- Crudnasty on The Mandalorian and Grogu: “RE: why people don’t care about Star Wars anymore after growing up with the OT/PT, it’s something I have tried…” Jun 2, 12:21
- Miguel Hombre on The Mandalorian and Grogu: “And yes – RIP Marcia Lucas – a truly great editor whose work definitely made an impact – George Lucas…” Jun 2, 10:54
- Miguel Hombre on The Mandalorian and Grogu: “STAR WARS was the jam of my 7 year old life (my 7th birthday was in May 1977, seeing STAR…” Jun 2, 10:47
- Tim Bobo on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “I would have preferred Todd Solondz Hulk over Ang Lees version. 😝” Jun 2, 05:57
- Skani on The Mandalorian and Grogu: ““ The problem with the sequel trilogy is that it did nothing to move the broader narrative forward or expand…” Jun 2, 04:34
- CJ Holden on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “Would be cool to know what mainstream projects Solondz was offered. Everybody knows that as soon as a filmmaker has…” Jun 2, 03:35
- Tim Bobo on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “I need to give this a rewatch. It’s been decades. Todd Solondz’s Spider-Man would have been something…. Give this man…” Jun 1, 19:13
- Acid Burn on The Mandalorian and Grogu: “My only opinion on this is that it’s very cruel to Diego Luna to make even more Yabbas he can’t…” Jun 1, 17:26
- JeffG on The Mandalorian and Grogu: “I just want to go on record that I had been dreading for years Kennedy stepping down and Filoni taking…” Jun 1, 13:44
- Alex R on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “Inspector Hammer– I think you may be right, but to me that makes the movie even more bleak. Dawn could…” Jun 1, 13:16
- Alex R on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “My guess on people not really talking about Todd Solondz anymore is that this movie was a big deal and…” Jun 1, 13:01
- Inspector Hammer Boudreaux on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “I gotta respectfully disagree on one point: Dawn’s outfits are meant to be cool out-of-time stuff. To me it reads…” Jun 1, 12:44
- geoffreyjar on Welcome to the Dollhouse: “Have not seen this since it debuted on VHS. Remember Ebert & Siskle were raving about it so wanted to…” Jun 1, 09:36
Recent Commented on Posts
Most Comments
- Jurassic World: Rebirth - 90 comments
- Send Help - 26 comments
- The Mandalorian and Grogu - 26 comments
- Mission: Impossible (30th anniversary revisit) - 25 comments
- Twister - 24 comments
- The Craft - 22 comments
- The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas - 22 comments
- The Wrecking Crew (2026) - 21 comments
- Heart Eyes - 20 comments
- The Pallbearer - 18 comments



















