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The Craft

I saw THE CRAFT when it came out 30 years ago. I’m a little younger than the actors, so I was a little older than the characters, and thought I was above it, going to see it for a laugh. This is what they think teens think is cool, ha ha ha. But I was not as removed from that life as I imagined I was. I was practically the target audience, I just didn’t want to admit it.

Watching it now, of course, there’s an added layer of nostalgia: for when music sounded like that, even though that wasn’t the stuff I was listening to; for when I would definitely have had a crush on Nancy, even though she’s a psycho and Rochelle is way nicer and prettier; for when they made movies like this, which is code for when I was young and the horizon was widening instead of narrowing. The good old days. Obviously.

I know I’ve seen bits of it on cable over the years, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen it in full since the theater. It’s an interesting type of teen horror because it’s not a body count movie, and it doesn’t exactly have an antagonist. It’s timeless teenage girl material like the sisterhood of girls who don’t fit in at school, revenge against bullies and exploitative boys, etc., and then they add the supernatural into that. I guess you could say some of that about CARRIE, though, couldn’t you? So maybe it was nothing new. But in 1996 it felt a little different to not have a Freddy to worry about. We are the Freddys, mister.

It does have a protagonist, and she’s even in the final girl tradition, the square one who doesn’t want to shoplift and who we see noticing when things are getting dangerous. Sarah (Robin Tunney in her third movie, after ENCINO MAN and EMPIRE RECORDS) is new to L.A., mourning her mother, living with her nice dad (Cliff De Young, THE HUNGER, F/X, DR. GIGGLES), but how much can he really understand what she’s going through? In science class she tries to sit by Nancy (Fairuza Balk, RETURN TO OZ, GAS FOOD LODGING), Bonnie (Neve Campbell, THE DARK) and Rochelle (Rachel True, CB4, EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE), but Nancy just scowls at her. Balk is an all-timer when it comes to crazy eyes and rubber lips, and in those departments this is her masterpiece.


(Mega-Acting note: Balk later appeared in a less expressive role with Nicolas Cage in BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS.)

But Bonnie has seen Sarah somehow balance a pencil on its point, so she later approaches her. See, those three have gotten into witchcraft, but their circle needs a fourth person so they can each represent a direction and an element. Sarah is hesitant, but shows an aptitude, and it’s fun to do all the rituals: lighting candles, sitting in nature, saying “blessed be,” and you fucking know these are girls who are into rings and necklaces and dangly trinkets and shit. Things that rattle around. Oh, I really don’t like the putting blood in wine and drinking it thing, though. I have decided not to be a witch.

They’re surprised when they each do a hex and they seem to actually work. Rochelle’s racist bully Laura (Christine Taylor, SHOWDOWN, NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2, THE BRADY BUNCH MOVIE) starts to lose her hair, Bonnie’s severe burns miraculously peel off and she becomes so much more confident she starts doing “The Way You Make Me Feel” style street harassment of boys, and the funniest one is Sarah’s love spell on Chris (Skeet Ulrich in his debut not counting uncredited background work in WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S and TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES), the jock asshole who dissed and dismissed her for not going back to his house with him one night. He turns into a smitten puppy following her around, carrying her books, eventually getting annoying, showing up in a tree outside her window at night. Ulrich plays it just right for us to laugh at his sudden change but start to feel qualms because he seems to have a vague sense that something is wrong and be helpless to control it.

Meanwhile Nancy is getting pouty and tantrummy about hers not working yet, but it’s just taking longer. She’s the angriest of the girls because she lives in a trailer park with an abusive stepfather (John Kapelos, WEIRD SCIENCE, THE SHADOW) and a mom (Helen Shaver, THE LAND BEFORE TIME) who won’t get rid of him. But it’s a funny turn when Nancy’s magic causes Ray to die and leave them an inheritance. Mom gets a cool apartment with a jukebox that only plays Connie Francis songs. Nancy’s not the first quirky lady in her family, it turns out.

But she’s sort of the Bishop-in-JUICE of this crew, the loose cannon who gets out of control, and when Sarah wants to dial it back Nancy turns the other two against her. It’s funny to read the 1996 reviews now – they’re not all bad, and most have nice things to say about the cast, but Roger Ebert said “it tilts too far in the direction of horror and special effects,” Emanuel Levy said it “gradually succumbs to its tricky machinery of special effects,” and TV Guide said that “any subtlety soon gets lost in the thud and blunder of special effects,” but by today’s standard it seems kind of nice that there’s only a handful of big effects parts. The witch battle climax is refreshingly small scale, not some comic book apocalypse. I remembered the fingers turning into snakes from back when a CG shot could still be notable. I can’t remember if I thought it was cool or cheesy. Now I thought it was kind of cool.

The soundtrack features Heather Nova, Sponge, Letters to Cleo, Matthew Sweet, Julianna Hatfield, Tripping Daisy, Jewel, others. My wife says “this is the soundtrack that really kicked off the shitty covers” because some of them are covers of The Beatles, The Cars, Peter Gabriel, I’m not sure who else. Siouxsie and the Banshees and Portishead have songs in the movie that are not on the album.

I enjoyed this in the ‘20s about the same way as I did in the ‘90s, but I had a little problem with the ending. The main appeal of the story is definitely the friendship of the girls. I felt sorry for Nancy, who ends up locked in a mental hospital hallucinating snakes. That’s our friend! Poor Nancy. But it seems like maybe we’re not supposed to have that much sympathy for her, because Sarah kind of makes a joke out of her fate, and when the other two come to apologize to her she says “For trying to kill me?” and they laugh and say “Yeah” and my instinct was to enjoy that they could laugh about it together, but that’s not what’s happening. She’s telling them off. She’s saying tough luck, bitches and we’re supposed to enjoy that punishment.

That disappointed me, and I wondered if it was me becoming accustomed to the modern, nice sensibilities of horror movies made for an audience that feels betrayed if horror things happen to the horror characters they like. But I decided it’s not that. When Sarah refuses to make up with her friends because they used their witch powers against her, it’s director Andrew Fleming (BAD DREAMS, THREESOME) and co-writer Peter Filardi (FLATLINERS) making a reasonable, adult decision for her. The problem is that the rest of this movie is not told from a reasonable adult perspective, so this feels like some bullshit. It makes it seem like the boys were right all along, you do have to have a scary bitch alert, you do have to look out for weirdos, but luckily Sarah is not part of that anymore. Fuck that. I don’t agree with that. Overall the movie’s fun, though.

THE CRAFT was a surprise hit, making more than three times its budget in theaters, then I’d imagine being seen by way more people on video and cable. If you think about it it’s surprising that there were never DTV sequels to this, and in fact Bloody Disgusting reported in 2006 that one was in the works. When it finally did a get a sequel it was meant to be a theatrical release, but went straight to VOD on account of it was 2020. I’ll say more about that when I review it tomorrow.

It’s interesting to me that Breckin Meyer had already played a funny gamer/stoner in FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE and the lovable Travis Birkenstock in CLUELESS, but now is in a smaller part as just the asshole friend of the lead asshole, but I guess you take work where you can get it. In less than a decade he’d land the iconic role of Jon Arbuckle in GARFIELD. But I don’t have to tell you that.

Balk is the veteran among the young cast, but she’s such a standout that this feels like a breakout role for her. I did not guess at the time that Campbell was actually the one on the verge of superstardom. She had done little of note in movies but was on Party of Five, and would follow this with SCREAM, SCREAM 2, WILD THINGS and 54 all in a row.


I mentioned that THE CRAFT was released 30 years ago. It was May 3, 1996. So, almost summer. This right now is the time of the year when I start thinking “Oh shit, I better figure out which summer to do a retrospective on.” In recent years it has been hard to decide – I’ve covered too many of them. But this time I got lucky: as soon as I started looking at the summer of ’96 it was obvious that was what I had to do. There are a surprising number I haven’t reviewed, some old favorites worth revisiting, I’d been wanting to watch THE CRAFT again so I could watch the sequel, it all worked out.

Well, except one thing. To me at the time this was the summer of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, which was in fact a huge movie. But according to the numbers, and also to the zeitgeist, the movie of the season, and of the year, was undeniably INDEPENDENCE DAY. When I told somebody I was watching movies from ’96 the first question was “was that the summer of INDEPENDENCE DAY?” And I must confess that it was.

But we’ve been over this before. I hated that fucking movie, I assumed everyone else would also hate it, I was very opinionated and maybe even disillusioned when it turned out everybody loved it. I can get a laugh out of it now but I don’t want to sit down and watch it again, and you definitely don’t want to read me complaining about it again. So in this ’96 retrospective there will be no INDEPENDENCE DAY. I also don’t need to relitigate #4 box office hit THE ROCK. I was thinking of even skipping #2 box office TWISTER, but I changed my mind. I’ll do that for you. I’ll give you that one.

But I’ll be focusing my energy on the ’96 pictures I’m more interested in, sometimes that are a little out of the mainstream, or that were just not as popular with normal people, or that I just didn’t bother with at the time and maybe it’s time I tried. That’s why I’m calling this series 1996: SLAM EVIL SUMMER!. If THE PHANTOM is the movie of the summer to me then that’s what I’m gonna name the series after. And no one can stop me.

I’m excited for some time travel. In ’96 I was a young man and movies were one of my main preoccupations and social activities. During the summer they were my actual occupation, because I was taking tickets and cleaning theaters at a nine-screen multiplex. I can’t remember when I moved up to projectionist, but I know I cleaned some of these, because I remember the end credits music.

Tomorrow we’ll take a look at THE CRAFT: LEGACY, but then 1996 – we invoke thee. So mote it be.

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22 Responses to “The Craft”

  1. Loved this and was similarly surprised. But I came to it already a Fairuza Balk fan after seeing Allison Anders’s GAS, FOOD, LODGING.
    It’s wild that the plot of the Focus Features horror release OBSESSION is essentially Sarah’s Love Spell: The Movie” with a gender swap.

  2. Hell yeah, another Vern retrospective!

    I never saw this one, although the poster fascinated me since I saw it hanging in the window of our videostore back in the days. For some reason I kept thinking of it this weekend before I heard of its anniversary, which I kinda attribute to my untapped witch (warlock?) powers. (Seriously, at this point in my life I do believe that I have some kind of psychic powers. Long story.)

    1996, what can I say? I had to repeat 8th grade because of being a complete math failure. Thankfully my sister also had to repeat a grade that year, so none of us had to carry the shame alone. However, that repetition also led to me meeting my best friend in life. Seriously, we are still friends, although obviously hanging out less than back then because of adult life complications. I also met my first school crush (The one who looked like Hayden Panetierre in SCREAM 4, if you remember that.) and I still feel bad for being so annoying. (Don’t think I crossed the line to being a stalker, but as a teenage boy in the 90s, crushes were of course handled differently.) Oh, and I finally learned how to ride a bicycle at the age of 14. That absolutely changed my life.

    Popculturewise…eh. The first thing I do when a retrospective starts is looking at the German music charts of that year. It seems like Eurodance and Techno were fading out of the public flavour, but were still around. Which could be seen when the chart rules were officially changed! Until 1996 you couldn’t get into the German single charts just by selling a ton of records, you also needed a certain amount of radio and TV airplay. Once they removed the airplay rules, suddenly a bunch of last year’s club bangers showed up in the charts. Also because of that, it was very easy to now enter right at the #1 one spot, which was previously unheard of. That year’s all around best selling single of the year, The Fugees’ KILLING ME SOFTLY, did exactly that and if I remember right was the first to do that.

    Side note: Strange how many quite iconic tracks, like Fettes Brot’s JEIN, which is one of THE definite German Hip Hop songs, or RMB’s SPRING, which is such a huge dancefloor anthem here that it seems to get a bad remix treatment every few years (The last one just a few weeks ago), ended up quite low in the year charts.

    https://www.offiziellecharts.de/charts/single-jahr/for-date-1996

    But all in all I really don’t remember that much about the year. Can’t wait to see what you will dig out.

  3. This is the most 1996 movie that ever 1996ed, so from an anthropological standpoint this was a good place to start.

  4. BTW, the most successful German movie and the #2 movie at the German box office that year (After INDEPENDENCE DAY of course) was WERNER: DAS MUSS KESSELN, the 2nd of a series of animated comedies about drinking beer, riding bikes, avoiding work and everything inbetween. They were based on an underground comic that quickly entered the mainstream in the 80s.

    The comics and movies are not aimed at kids, thanks to their quite vulgar humor, but oddly enough it feels like they tried to make at least this one more kid friendly. The characters break into catchy songs inbetween, the story is about Werner and his brother betting their pet pig in a race and the crude humor of the first movie was generally toned down, but there is still lots of beer drinking, puking, swearing and while the pig might appeal to children, I am not sure how much the story of adults trying to build a supercar that runs on moonshine does.

    I don’t believe that it is available in the US, but IF it is and you have some room to squeeze a movie in near the end of June (it came out on June 26), well, y’know. Just for the novelty factor.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfBZyT5sPys

  5. These retrospectives always make me feel really old. But there are quite a few good movies from 1996 that I would love to discuss. As for the rest of the stuff I did that year…not so much.

  6. This came out when I was in middle school and I can’t count how many times I watched it on the movie channels. As a burgeoning spooky kid/weirdo I loved it and had a crush on every actress in the cast. I will even admit that this was probably one of the main factors in me briefly dabbling in Wiccan nonsense a year or two later, but I couldn’t take it seriously.

    The Craft is such a vibes-heavy movie that it wasn’t until I re-watched it a few years ago that I noticed what Vern pointed out, there isn’t really an antagonist or a monster or standard horror plot. Thinking about it more, this could still basically work as a non-supernatural “new kind in town”/coming of age story, if the shoplifting escalated to more crime (like Juice, as Vern mentioned) or drug use or something instead of magic, anything that would cause divisions in the group and having to re-assess your new “friends.” The ending definitely feels like the Normie-90s at work, indulging in teens’ bad behavior and a subculture and letting it be fun and entertaining until it is shown to be dangerous, then order is restored and everybody goes back to accepting the shit life hands them.

    It is odd this took decades to spawn a sequel, but I think the popularity of this movie is the entire reason that the show Charmed was made 2 years later and tried to be “serious” for its first few seasons. I always thought it was funny that they didn’t even try to hide this, as “How Soon is Now?” was prominently featured in The Craft and then Charmed used a cover of it as its theme song.

    I also recently watched another movie “inspired” by the success of The Craft, the goofy-ass no budget The Source, an early Asylum release: https://substack.com/@adamsoverduereviews/note/p-193644218?r=7ustwk&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web

  7. In this 1996 retrospective I’m looking forward to a review of THE ARRIVAL, a B-plus Charlie Sheen sci-fi movie that I really loved at the time. I always think of it whenever the more recent ARRIVAL (unrelated as far as I know) is mentioned.

    Adam C, I always assumed Charmed owed its existence to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but you’re probably right.

    CJ, IMDb tells me the English title is WERNER: EAT MY DUST!!! and a quick Google search finds a copy with English subtitles on Dailymotion. Since the opening scene is live-action I needed to watch for almost three minutes to fully confirm that I found the right movie:
    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9dlfis

  8. Curt, this actually is the first one, which is a bunch of live action segments about how Werner creator Brösel (playing himself) is forced by a greedy film producer to make a Werner movie, intercut with short animated skits based on various comic book issues. The sequels abandoned the love action parts since everybody agreed that the cartoon parts were much better.

  9. Do you guys think The Nutty Professor and Evita will fall under the Slam Evil 1996 banner

  10. I actually believe that, because EVITA was a bit of a popculture phenomenon at that time and while Vern mentioned through the decades a few times that he didn’t like THE NUTTY PROFESSOR too much, there are quite a few things that qualify it for this series, from being Eddie Murphy’s first hit movie in years to a pre-fame superstardom Dave Chappelle in a very memorable supporting role that has either aged not well or very well, depending on how you wanna look at it.

  11. BuzzFeedAldrin

    May 5th, 2026 at 7:22 am

    I remember a radio DJ at the time saying it was weird that The Craft was rated R when the target audience was apparently 12 year old girls? I do think an R rating is a little harsh for basically PG-13 fair but everyone under 17 who wanted to see it got to see it including young Buzz (hey! Goth girls were on the big screen!!) It still holds up and as someone who lives near Salem, MA, I’m proud to know quite a few people for whom this movie changed their life. Don’t discount freak representation!

    The big song on the soundtrack was Love Spit Love (most of the Psychedelic Furs under a different name for the 90s)’s straightforward cover of The Smiths “How Soon is Now” which I never liked but which also became the Charmed theme song.

  12. According to IMDb, the movie was indeed shot with a PG13 in mind but received an R rating because “underage girls practicing witchcraft” was already R-worthy in the eyes of the MPAA.

  13. “Do you guys think The Nutty Professor and Evita will fall under the Slam Evil 1996 banner”

    I was wondering something similar about the summer of 1996 version of EMMA with Gwyneth Paltrow. I think 1996 is probably the epicentre of our current and ongoing fascination with adapting Jane Austen novels – I saw only yesterday a trailer for an incoming SENSE AND SENSIBILITY. But in addition to EMMA, 1996 gave us Ang Lee’s SENSE AND SENSIBILITY and, at least in the US, the BBC’s Colin Firth-starring Pride and Prejudice. And by early 1997 TV would give us another Emma, with Kate Beckinsale, and Persuasion with a young Ciaran Hinds.

    Be that as it may, I very much hope slamming evil will consider Kris Kristofferson being a racist sheriff on the Texas-Mexico border, and Iggy Pop as a fur trader in a dress. I’m excited for it all anyway.

  14. grimgrinningchris

    May 5th, 2026 at 2:41 pm

    I am ALL for the Summer Of Slam!

    Maybe that guy that COMPLETELY misread your PHANTOM review (or didn’t read it at all) will come back and explain himself!

  15. Simon Underwood

    May 5th, 2026 at 7:20 pm

    Wonderful choice of retrospective, as not only do I love many films from this summer – but I *also* worked at a cinema then. In fact, from right then – I was 16, it was my first job, and I started in the first week of August (just a few days before the UK got Independence Day – we were of course still in the time when they could be a few weeks or even months lag between US and UK releases – eg, we didn’t get The Craft until November!)

    My dad and brother were both projectionists at this cinema in the 60s and 80s respectively – I’m the odd one out as I remained an usher the entire time. It was a five screen cinema – originally a gigantic one screen built by Fox in the late 50s, divided into three in the mid 70s, and then again to make 5 at the beginning of the 90s. So I also have very clear memories of cleaning up to end title songs and scores, as my iPod playlists can attest. And I really love the Heather Nova cover of I Have The Touch on the end of The Craft.

    Very much looking forward to this run!

  16. TRAINSPOTTING, FARGO, TAI CHI BOXER,THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, THE FRIGHTENEERS, LAST MAN STANDING, CRASH (the Cronenberg one) PUSHER, BLOOD AND WINE, BOUND…there are a lot to go through.

  17. @Curt – I meant to credit Buffy also. Buffy is definitely the reason the WB was looking for another supernatural show with youth appeal in general, and The Craft is the reason is was about witches specifically.

    Hopefully Vern covers the biggest movie of summer 1996, Joe’s Apartment.

  18. EVITA was a Christmas release, but your hope for a NUTTY PROFESSOR review has been noted.

  19. Could’ve sworn EVITA was a summer thing, but maybe just in my part of the world. If you ever run out of summers for retrospectives, Fall and Winter Oscar bait retrospectives could be interesting too.

  20. Nutty Professor isn’t a good movie (I think– I haven’t watched it since it came out) but it’s a fascinating one.

    I always forget the famous mnemonic device: “Evita came out on Christmas when Madonna was a miss, sis, but by her work in The Next Big Thing, Madonna wore Guy Ritchie’s ring.”

  21. Franchise Fred

    May 7th, 2026 at 6:39 pm

    This was the summer I became a projectionist! If you’re game for really dumb comedies I hope you’ll consider Joe’s Apartment and Carpool. They make quite a trilogy with The Stupids which I know you appreciate.

    I saw The Craft the last weekend I was in college and then again at my theater when I came home. Feminist Fred supported the girls. I get the pushback that it shows women can’t actually support each other. Forgiveness Fred might not have been ready for the ending where Nancy changes the essence of her ways. I saw the empowerment of the Tunney character retaining her power without her reckless friends but hopefully you’ll agree the legacy sequel rectifies this. I’ll find out right now!

  22. What I remember most about this movie was the striking image of all the dead sharks washed up on the beach. Very imaginative and original IMHO.

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