Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
As I sit here putting together today’s updates, it is always a bonus pleasure when Vern sends me something to post. Today is no exception.
Trust no one. Anywhere. Except Vern.
This week’s horror movie is called TURISTAS (Portuguese for ‘Hostel’). It’s another story of young good looking backpackers whose vacations go badly due to bodily mutilation, etc. A crowded bus swerves to miss some asshole kids with surfboards and falls off a cliff. Luckily everybody gets out in time. The next bus won’t be for ten hours so some of the English-speakers band together and find a cool beachfront bar where they dance, make new friends, meet women and have such a good time they decide to ditch the bus. (read the rest of this shit…)