TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES (1990) is a martial arts fantasy produced by Raymond Chow and Golden Harvest (ENTER THE DRAGON), with excellent animatronic and puppet effects by Jim Henson, and impressively agile fight and stunt sequences involving people in full body rubber creature suits. It has early performances by Elias Koteas and Sam Rockwell, and stuntwork by Ernie Reyes Jr. One major problem, though: it’s about teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Monday, May 21st, 2012Tags: ?, Corey Feldman, Elias Koteas, Ernie Reyes Jr., James Saito, Jim Henson, mutants, ninjas, Raymond Chow, Sam Rockwell, Steve Barron, teens, turtles
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