"CATCH YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME?"

Posts Tagged ‘Emilie de Ravin’

Santa’s Slay

Monday, December 19th, 2011

tn_santasslaySANTA’S SLAY is an enjoyably dumb killer Santa movie. It’s from 2005 but it’s in the ’80s b-horror tradition of cheesy acting and dialogue and sort of pretending to be serious but with an intentionally asinine premise. Not quite as campy as KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE or RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, but less serious than the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHTs. Actually the movie it reminded me of most is from the year before, Jeff Lieberman’s SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER. That was a Halloween movie, though. (read the rest of this shit…)

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,
Posted in Comedy/Laffs, Horror, Reviews | 17 Comments »

  • Hey bud, thanks for reading.

    Don't feel obligated, but here are some

  • WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM

    if that's your thing:

  • 1. Patreon

    Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!

  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

    (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)

    EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.

  • 3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines



    (you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)

  • I also have an Amazon UK one:

    (I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)

  • 4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products

    (I get a couple bucks per item, you get a cool t-shirt, mug or lifestyle item)

  • 5. Spread the word

    Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.

    THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

    * * * *

  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • CJ Holden on The Strangers: Prey At Night: ““The dumbest possible thing you could do with a STRANGERS movie.” So we are either getting a full blown childhood…” Sep 2, 20:49
    • CJ Holden on Matilda / Chain Reaction: “I remember seeing CHAIN REACTION but don’t remember much about it, other than being average. Am I the only one…” Sep 2, 20:09
    • grimgrinningchris on The Strangers: Prey At Night: “So I broke down and watched Chapter 2. WOOF! They did the thing. The dumbest possible thing you could do…” Sep 2, 19:12
    • KayKay on Matilda / Chain Reaction: “I like Davis, but his career trajectory has been weird. After giving Seagal his biggest hit and a blockbuster with…” Sep 2, 17:29
    • Mr. Majestyk on Matilda / Chain Reaction: “I always get CHAIN REACTION confused with that one with Skeet Ulrich and Cuba Gooding Jr where there’s a freeze…” Sep 2, 16:38
    • Simon Underwood on Matilda / Chain Reaction: “I thought it was Fred Ward doing the “Whoah” on the Chain Reaction post-credits tag – isn’t it in his…” Sep 2, 16:00
    • RRA on Coyote vs. Acme: “I always have argued the problem with LT as a property was when Ted Turner made that catalogue exclusive to…” Sep 2, 13:44
    • Zed on Coyote vs. Acme: “I just got back from seeing this. I’m a Looney Tunes purist and I was delighted. Agree with Vern that…” Sep 1, 21:40
    • Franchise Fred on The Crow (2024): “Respect they didn’t post this in the Obsession comments. That would be too on the nose.” Sep 1, 13:45
    • grimgrinningchris on The Crow (2024): “Sonia, Can Dr Oyinbo bring that a tortured soul back from the land of the dead to put the wrong…” Sep 1, 12:49
    • zikade on Coyote vs. Acme: “When Road Runner shows up in the court room and is basically a big friendly dog who just wants to…” Sep 1, 12:12
    • B1 on The Sixth Sense: “Honestly, ‘a movie both horror fans and pussies can enjoy’ is the most accurate description of The Sixth Sense ever…” Sep 1, 07:21
    • RBatty024 on Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma: “In defense of vibe cinema, film got started as a medium of visuals without narratives. There’s a reason why people…” Sep 1, 07:03
    • Birch on Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma: “I am a Schoenbrun hater at this point and this movie really did not change my mind (and, I must…” Sep 1, 06:27
    • RBatty024 on Coyote vs. Acme: “I showed the trailer for this to my daughter a couple of weeks ago in anticipation of taking her to…” Sep 1, 06:22

  • Recent Commented on Posts

  • Most Comments