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Hey bud, thanks for reading.
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Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

click here for my Amazon author page
(NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
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(you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)
I also have an Amazon UK one:

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THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

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Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
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- Lorin A Kozlowski on M3gan 2.0: “Glad you liked it, Vern. I didn’t have the same reaction. I didn’t think the jokes were funny enough or…” Jul 6, 18:25
- Ben on War of the Worlds (20th anniversary revisit): “THis is one of those movies that I don’t think of when I think of movies I loved but if…” Jul 6, 18:11
- Inspector Hammer Boudreaux on M3gan 2.0: “Toxic: I have but crappy French, but I’d love to hear the French titles! (Maybe not even the English equivalencies?…” Jul 5, 21:26
- Toxic on M3gan 2.0: “Whoever did the French subtitles actually bothered to find French Seagal movie titles that made sense in context (as not…” Jul 5, 14:25
- Skani on Longlegs: “Whenever I did my Letterboxd review of MONKEY, I landed at a solid “pretty good, nothing great” assessment. I went…” Jul 5, 09:44
- Mr. Majestyk on Longlegs: “I’ve been describing it as “like if Tim Burton did a FINAL DESTINATION.”” Jul 5, 08:46
- Stu on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: “He was great recently in THE SURFER with Nic Cage. Rest in peace.” Jul 5, 07:58
- Stu on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: “He was great recently in THE SURFER with Nic Cage. Rest in peace.” Jul 5, 07:58
- KayKay on Longlegs: “I loved THE MONKEY! It’s so committed to it’s nihilism. It’s like FINAL DESTINATION, if Death didn’t have a plan.” Jul 5, 07:27
- KayKay on Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: “And we now lose Dr Doom, Julian McMahon! Jesus what a week!” Jul 5, 07:13
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