"CATCH YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME?"

DTV (Years)

1987
1989
1990
1991
1992
1993
1994
1995
1996
1997
1998
1999
2000
2001
2002
2003
2004
2005
2006
2006 (continued)
2007
2008
2009
2010
2011
2012
  • Hey bud, thanks for reading.

    Don't feel obligated, but here are some

  • WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM

    if that's your thing:

  • 1. Patreon

    Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!

  • 2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody

    click here for my Amazon author page

    (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)

    EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.

  • 3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines



    (you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)

  • I also have an Amazon UK one:

    (I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)

  • 4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products

    (I get a couple bucks per item, you get a cool t-shirt, mug or lifestyle item)

  • 5. Spread the word

    Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.

    THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN

    * * * *

  • Recent commentary and jibber-jabber

    • CJ Holden on The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: “@daniel There is indeed a RI¢HIE RI¢H review here https://outlawvern.com/2019/05/08/richie-rich/” Apr 10, 08:39
    • daniel on The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: “@VERN “is it weird that she reminded me of Emma Stone here?” That’s gotta be their voice, right? “His larger…” Apr 10, 07:13
    • Schmoe Gunn on Demolition Man: “DEMOLITION MAN is one of my favorite sci-fi action films. A thing I really like about DM is that it…” Apr 9, 15:04
    • jojo on A Working Man: “Same director and everything Man, when I heard the Stath and Richet were joining forces, I got jazzed. The trailer…” Apr 9, 13:34
    • Bill Reed on A Working Man: “Having watched the trailer for MUTINY… is this just a reworking of the apparently cancelled PLANE sequel, SHIP? Same director…” Apr 9, 13:27
    • Rossco Beans on A Working Man: “Trailer for The Stath’s latest ‘Mutiny’ just dropped and it looks good. Die Hard on a Boat. Dude’s a one…” Apr 9, 11:57
    • Alex R on The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: “About eight years ago I watched and reviewed every theatrically-released movie based on a Hanna-Barbera cartoon and Stephen Baldwin’s hair…” Apr 9, 08:21
    • Max K. on A Working Man: “Yeah, lower tier Statham, but still not exactly bad, and has a few moments of action movie absurdity to treasure.…” Apr 9, 00:05
    • CJ Holden on The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: “As mentioned in the comments for the first movie, there is a lot to like about it and in some…” Apr 9, 00:05
    • Adam C aka TaumpyTearrs on The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: “I just checked and this sequel had an even higher budget than the original! From $40+ mil to between $58-83…” Apr 8, 23:41
    • daniel on A Working Man: “The constant scenes of surveillance and interrogation slash torture (other than co-creating the character of Bane, Chuck Dixon is also…” Apr 8, 00:13
    • pegsman on A Working Man: “I’m glad there is at least one semi-big star out there who chooses to take a leaf out of Charles…” Apr 7, 22:24
    • Mr. Majestyk on A Working Man: “I mean, that’s just the classic western format: Rich land baron abuses the townsfolk, using his money and influence to…” Apr 7, 20:51
    • Schmoe Gunn on A Working Man: “I saw WORKING MAN and BEEKEEPER on the same day, and what struck me is that both are built around…” Apr 7, 16:43
    • ejsteeler on A Working Man: “Vern, I always respect your reviews and your position of looking at things from a half-glass-full perspective, but this one…” Apr 7, 13:06

  • Recent Commented on Posts

  • Most Comments