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Michael Jackson’s “Black or White”
Monday, August 29th, 2016Tags: George Wendt, Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter, John Landis, Macaulay Culkin, Michael Jackson, Tyra Banks
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Jean-Claude Van Johnson (pilot)
Friday, August 19th, 2016Tags: Dave Callaham, JCVD, Peter Atencio, Phylicia Rashad
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* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- CJ Holden on Society: “Let’s say I appreciate it as fascinating for being a grimey, uncomfortable and (unintentionally) hilariously edgy superhero movie. It’s basically…” Sep 20, 22:30
- grimgrinningchris on Society: “I didn’t make it to tentacles… I checked out after the tit puddle. I’m not super knowledgeable on tech stuff…” Sep 20, 22:02
- KayKay on Onslaught: “And glad you called out REGENERATION & DAY OF RECKONING, Vern. It remains a crying shame in my book that…” Sep 20, 17:51
- KayKay on Onslaught: “As long as we’re talking about movies that channel a very 80s/90s retro vibe, may I heartily recommend the charmingly…” Sep 20, 17:35
- grimgrinningchris on Society: “After all these years, I finally just watched Yuzna’s FAUST. Ummm…” Sep 20, 12:41
- CJ Holden on Coyote vs. Acme: “Saw this one this morning and I loved it. It doesn’t push its “This is a real legal thriller but…” Sep 20, 10:38
- RRA on Hope: “Quite enjoyed this as a Korean FURY ROAD but the ending pissed me off as some esoteric BS. Reminds me…” Sep 18, 22:04
- Tuukka on Hope: ““Hoyeon is really impressive, by the way. She shows up late and steals the movie. I’ve never seen Squid Game…” Sep 18, 07:32
- Franchise Fred on Rise of the Planet of the Apes: “I… liked Serkis’ Animal Farm? I hope it taught some kids about leaders who blame the people they shut down…” Sep 17, 22:48
- Mr.Shemp on Hope: “Yeah, we’re parking our cars in the same garage, Vern. This flick kicks total ass. Could it be tightened up…” Sep 17, 22:12
- Curt on Rise of the Planet of the Apes: “I haven’t seen Serkis’ ANIMAL FARM, so I can’t judge it one way or the other. But when everyone got…” Sep 17, 18:00
- KayKay on Rise of the Planet of the Apes: “Yikes! As someone who loved the book and has watched the old animated adaptation a couple of times which was…” Sep 17, 16:54
- Christopher Wilkes on The Trigger Effect: “I saw this when it first hit video and remember exactly nothing about it. I certainly don’t remember it being…” Sep 17, 11:09
- VERN on The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) – 30th anniversary revisit: “I agree with the sentiment, geoffreyjar, but to be fair Frankenheimer did bring in screenwriter Ron Hutchinson to rewrite as…” Sep 17, 10:55
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