Posts Tagged ‘Countdown to The Expendables’
Friday, August 13th, 2010

Wrestling – and I’m talking about real deal wrestling, like Greco-Roman and freestyle wrestling, not WWE – is a sport of skill and stamina as well as strength. It’s a series of offenses and defenses, attacks and responses, takedowns, holds and escapes. Strength and size are a huge advantage, but they’re not everything. A great wrestler always has to know how to find an opening to control his opponent and also how to slip away when he’s made a mistake. It can look like two brutes rolling around on the ground, but at times it can be as much of a battle of wits as a chess game. The winning wrestler has to perform the correct sequence of moves, and perform them well, to get the other guy where he wants him for the win.
Also there is arm wrestling. (more…)
Tags: Cannon Films, Countdown to The Expendables, Menahem Golan, Robert Loggia, Stallone, Stirling Silliphant, Terry Funk
Posted in Action, Drama, Reviews | 47 Comments »
Thursday, August 12th, 2010
Tags: Charlize Theron, Countdown to The Expendables, Donald Sutherland, Edward Norton, F. Gary Gray, heists, Jason Statham, Mark Wahlberg, Mos Def, remakes where I have to admit I never saw the original, Seth Green
Posted in Action, Reviews, Thriller | 55 Comments »
Thursday, August 12th, 2010

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN is slick, clever, full of gimmicks and smart-alecky dialogue somewhere between ’90s post-Tarantino and some old Fred MacMurray in DOUBLE INDEMNITY type banter. All of these things can really rub you the wrong way, and the more of these qualities present at any given time the more likely the wrongness of the rubbing. For me personally the rubbing was aligned properly for most of this movie, but it often seemed on the verge of pulling a 180 at any moment. So I can definitely see how you could watch this and just hate it if you were facing the wrong direction. (more…)
Tags: Ben Kingsley, Bruce, Countdown to The Expendables, Josh Hartnett, Lucy Liu, Morgan Freeman
Posted in Action, Reviews, Thriller | 43 Comments »
Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Although welcomed into THE EXPENDABLES with open arms by action fans, Terry Crews is one of the cast members with the least experience in straight up action movies. He was brought in late in the game to replace 50 Cent shortly after 50 Cent was brought in late in the game to replace Forest Whitaker. (Or at least that’s how it was reported, but I thought Whitaker was supposed to be playing CIA agent Will Sands, and Crews ended up playing Expendables team member and excellent-name-haver Hale Caesar.) (more…)
Tags: Chris Evans, Common, Countdown to The Expendables, David Ayer, dirty cops, Forest Whitaker, James Ellroy, Keanu Reeves, Kurt Wimmer, Terry Crews
Posted in Reviews, Thriller | 65 Comments »
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Part of the reason for my Countdown to The Expendables was to expand my action movie horizons. I didn’t want to just revisit movies I’d seen before, so I gave myself some rules: for each major EXPENDABLES cast member I wanted to review a movie I’d never seen before. Not just one I hadn’t reviewed or hadn’t seen in a long time, but one I had no experience with at all.
But with Randy Couture this is a problem, because he doesn’t have 50 movies to his name like Gary Daniels. (more…)
Tags: Countdown to The Expendables, David Mamet, Randy Couture, TV
Posted in Drama, Reviews | 68 Comments »
Thursday, August 5th, 2010

In the 1994 sports ‘n action drama PENTATHLON, Mr. Dolph Lundgren plays Eric Brogar, an East German athlete trained since childhood to be the ultimate pentathlon competitor. David Soul (Hutch from ‘Starsky & Hutch’!) plays the authoritarian (later revealed to be Neo-Nazi) coach Heinrich Müller, who slaps little Eric around and drills him to believe that if he trips on a rock or something he’s “failed the German Democratic Republic,” as well as himself and all his friends. I mean, this coach is such an asshole that you know he’s not even gonna be the kind of asshole that turns out to be lovable at the end like James Earl Jones in BEST OF THE BEST. (more…)
Tags: Bruce Malmuth, Countdown to The Expendables, David Soul, Dolph Lundgren, Olympics, VHS
Posted in Action, Reviews, Sport | 48 Comments »
Monday, August 2nd, 2010


with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Popeye
For my Countdown to The Expendables I probly should’ve watched RED SONJA, since they put Schwarzenegger on the cover but I don’t think he has a big role. For THE EXPENDABLES they can’t use his name in the advertising but they sure love plastering his cameo all over the ads. So don’t get the wrong idea here, he’s not a true Expendable. He’s just a bit player.
Oh well. Today I’m trying out one of his movies from the precarious late ’90s, when they weren’t really doing as well so he was forced to quit acting and switch to his backup plan of being Governor of Caleefornia.
END OF DAYS is one I had previously skipped, in which Schwarzenegger has to save the world from The Devil. I guess I just figured somebody would’ve said something if this one was any fun at all. I don’t care if the Toxic Avenger already did it, I think anybody would enjoy seeing Arnold defeat the Prince of Darkness using his fists. Or even some guns. Or he could blow him up and have to jump away from the explosion, like in PREDATOR. The fact that nobody’s ever told me much about this movie is a good hint that it’s not something crazy, it’s just some more gloomy, mediocre, pre-millennial, digital era demonic bullshit like other less musclebound stars were doing. (more…)
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Tags: Countdown to The Expendables, Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollack, Peter Hyams, Rod Steiger, Schwarzenegger, the Devil, Udo Kier
Posted in Action, Horror, Reviews | 341 Comments »