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Drunken Master II

When we last saw Wong Fei-hung (Jackie Chan), he was a bratty kid always getting in trouble, getting disowned by his martial artist/physician father Master Wong, trained in drunken boxing by Beggar So, learning to fight really well if he has access to a gourd he can use to get blitzed out of his, you know, gourd.

Now its… I’m not sure how long later. But it’s the early twentieth century. There are cars and shit. Though he’s presumably an adult, he still lives with his parents – now played by Ti Lung (A BETTER TOMORROW) and Anita Mui (RUMBLE IN THE BRONX) – and fucks around and gets in trouble constantly.

When DRUNKEN MASTER came out in 1978, Jackie was just beginning to explore his comedic approach to kung fu movies, and it established him as a major movie star in China. Sixteen years later, when DRUNKEN MASTER II (a.k.a. THE LEGEND OF THE DRUNKEN MASTER) came out, Jackie and martial arts cinema were in an entirely different place. Jackie had moved over to Golden Harvest, directed ten movies, started the POLICE STORY and ARMOUR OF GOD series, even done a few American movies. And then he returned to the famous folk hero character in the only time he was ever directed by the great Lau Kar-leung (EXECUTIONERS FROM SHAOLIN, THE 36TH CHAMBER OF SHAOLIN, HEROES OF THE EAST, DIRTY HO, THE 8 DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER, TIGER ON BEAT). But they fought about the shooting and fighting styles and Jackie took over to direct the final fight that the movie’s best known for.

It’s immediately clear that it’s a much bigger production, with period cars and costumes and giant crowds mobbing a steam train. Fei-hung schemes to avoid taxes by sneaking his gingseng root into a British Consul’s luggage, but when he tries to get it back (using the classic “let like a hundred ducks loose on the train” distraction) he sees an old guy (Lau Kar-leung himself) stealing from the luggage and chases him off of the train, fighting him with fists and weapons and following him to a hut.

The old man seems at first annoyed, then kind of amused by him. He calls him a “henchman” and a “mule,” which I take to be like calling him a fascist or a narc. Fei-hung challenges him to yet more fighting, and he seems to be accepting just to humor him. But he’s surprised to see him using the Eight Drunken Gods fighting style. He says it’s “not powerful enough, and can’t kill,” but they seem to bond over admiring each others’ skills, so he warns Fei-hung that his train is leaving.

He gets back onboard not realizing their packages have been switched. The old man has the ginseng, Fei-hung has the Emperor’s jade seal that the British Consul (Louis C. Roth, “Protection Money Collector, A BETTER TOMORROW II, “U.S. Reporter,” KICKBOXER) was bringing to the London Museum of Art.

That Consul is enjoyable gwailo villain/symbol for Western imperialism. I don’t think he has a name, he has zero good qualities, and he doesn’t have one line that he doesn’t say sounding like a total dick. He feels entitled to a historical Chinese treasure, complains that it’s “bloody impossible to sleep” with people practicing kung fu next door at the Wong family’s Po Chi Lam clinic, and is mad he can’t buy it and have it bulldozed. Also he sends goons (including “the new foreman”) to a steel factory to tell the workers they’ve “fallen behind” and have to work extra shifts for a month. The workers demand to be paid overtime, and a white guy named Mr. Smith (Mark Houghton, “Hit Man,” SHE SHOOTS STRAIGHT, “Blonde Gunman,” MISSION OF JUSTICE) basically sums up much of the modern American work situation: “You give us no choice. You either work the overtime, or we close the steel mill down, and you’ll all be without jobs. Now, you can take it or leave it.”

And pretty soon they’re lighting guys on fire. Later in the movie, when they have the steel they need, he tells them to lay off the workers, shut down the factory, and hire cheaper workers when they reopen.

If I understand correctly, Fei-hung’s mother died a long time ago and her sister Ling, now played by Mui, became his stepmom. Mui is really funny in the movie, and I like that they have a relationship more like mischievous siblings. He helps cover for her when she hides a rowdy game of Mahjongg from Master, pretending she’s giving her friends holistic gynecology treatments. And she helps cover for him losing the ginseng, although poisoning a patient with Master’s 300-year-old bonsai tree turns out to cause other problems.

When I reviewed part 1 I wondered if a fighting style that requires heavy drinking was sustainable, and said, “I’ll have to check in to see how this rough lifestyle has affected his health and relationships later on.” Well, no signs of liver troubles or alcoholism, but Master forbids his son from fighting, drinking, or especially drunken boxing. So it’s a big deal when he gets in a brawl with the British Consul’s Chinese stooges, who suspect he has the seal. Seeing an opportunity to promote Po Chi Lam by showing off his drunken boxing, Ling and friends buy all the wine they can carry and throw them to him. He’s flipping around finding different ways to pour into his mouth as he fights, getting wobblier but more powerful.

It’s a fun style to watch, and I always enjoy when they announce the names of their moves, like when he does a flying, spinning head butt and then says “That was the crazy corkscrew open wine bottle.”

But the fight and the bonsai/ginger switcheroo and the lies all get Fei-hung in the doghouse with his dad, who takes a huge jug of wine and pours it into Fei-hung’s mouth, like the old “make the kid smoke the whole pack of cigarettes” punishment, and kicks him out.

While out drinking he proves there’s a specific line of intoxication you gotta stay behind to be a Drunken Master, because he’s too drunk when those goons come after him again, badly beat him and leave him hanging naked in the town square. To make him feel better, his servant Tso (Ram Chiang, COLD WAR 2) indicates that all the women in town were impressed by his dick. But he cries and swears not to drink anymore.

An hour into the movie that old man from the train finally shows up looking for Fei-hung. Ling fights him and it turns into a big scuffle until he identifies himself as Fu Wen-chi, “the last decorated Manchu officer,” and dad invites him in. He explains about the seal (we cant let foreigners take this important shit from us) and suddenly Fei-hung and Wen-chi are being attacked by dozens of dudes with axes, swinging benches as weapons, spinning and flipping under tables, climbing across rafters, breaking hand rails, collapsing stairways, tipping over ladders, pushing guys out windows, breaking awnings.

The last third is less misunderstandings and hijinks, more crazy Jackie Chan shit, culminating in Fei-hung and his sometimes-friend Tsang (Felix Wong, VENGEANCE) storming the steel factory. The British turn out to be smuggling stolen Chinese artifacts in shipments of rebar. (Somebody should call THE PHANTOM!) As a Sober Master, Fei-hung has a striking white robe and fan. The fight against “bad English suit” wearing sellout John (Ken Lo, CHINA STRIKE FORCE, RUSH HOUR 2, IP MAN: THE FINAL FIGHT, SPL II, PARADOX) involves alot of elegant spinning moves and props including chains, a bed of hot coals that he falls down into and crawls across (for real, of course), barrels on ropes, mine carts, hot steel bars. He catches on fire at least three times, two times kicking with flames on his shoes.

Since DRUNKEN is in the title he obviously has to turn to his specialty to win. He uses some industrial alcohol to spit flames, and one thing leads to another and he basically does a drunken monkey version of Hulking out. He seems to go fast speed through every fancy move ever invented (and at least one dance move: the worm), punches through tables, coughs up flames and bubbles. By this point his robe is torn up and greyed from rolling around on the ground and looks like a beggar again.

According to IMDb trivia, they spent four months filming the seven-minute fight at the end, and Jackie said they typically got about three seconds of usable film a day. What is this, stop motion?

It was the third to last film directed by Lau, who with SPIRITUAL BOXER in 1975 became the first martial arts choreographer turned director. According to his Hollywood Reporter obituary he was “a fourth-generation direct disciple” of the real life Fei-hung and started his career as an extra and stuntman in the 1950s movies about him. For DRUNKEN MASTER II he wanted to use Wong’s authentic Huen-Gar style, but Jackie correctly guessed that fans wanted to see a drunken style in a DRUNKEN MASTER movie. (Lau also wanted to use wires, which Jackie didn’t believe in.)

Since he didn’t get his way, Lau quickly made DRUNKEN MASTER III starring Andy Lau, with Willie Chi as Fei-hung, taught drunken boxing by Lau himself. He also co-starred in his final film, DRUNKEN MONKEY (2003), a new-era Shaw Brothers production with Wu Jing and Gordon Liu. Not to be confused with the Indian smoothie bar chain of the same name.

I didn’t really research what versions of DRUNKEN MASTER II exist until after I rewatched it. I have an import DVD I bought 15-20 years ago released by a company called Thakral. Wikipedia tells me that it’s the only release with the full Hong Kong cut and English subtitles, but it’s cropped from 2.35.1 to 1.78:1. I didn’t know that while watching, but I did know it was non-anamorphic and not an ideal transfer. I’ve always avoided the Miramax release, which I think is dubbed only, but apparently I didn’t need to worry too much about their edits – I guess it’s just alternate takes on the drunken singing scene, and cutting the very last, very bad joke where he’s supposed to be brain damaged from the industrial alcohol and sticks his tongue out for a Trump-style caricature of a mentally disabled person. I definitely wouldn’t miss that.

When I first saw this movie sometime in the ’90s I pretty much thought it was the greatest kung fu movie ever. I’m sorry to report that it doesn’t inspire the same awe in me now. It has tons going for it: impressive production value, Mui and Lau are very appealing in their roles, and of course the Chan/Lau vs. axe gang and factory fights are excellent. But to me it doesn’t have the emotional core or narrative elegance of Lau’s Shaw Brothers classics. The villain’s most hissable crime, his treatment of the factory workers, is completely separate from Fei-hung’s privileged life, and he doesn’t exactly join their cause or pay much thought to what’s going on with them. He just does what the old man told him to do.

So now I think it’s most notable as a showcase of Jackie pushing his kung fu to a high level as far as poses and moves. It’s not as focused on the stunts and the elaborate choreography of props as many of his ‘90s movies, and those are things I love him for. But it’s an undeniable joy just to watch him move in this thing. Also it’s a good message not to drink industrial alcohol.

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14 Responses to “Drunken Master II”

  1. I still love this one but like you, the love isn’t quite as strong as it once was. Still an absolute blast and was a joy to see in theaters when Miramax released it.

  2. Jackie’s fatal flaw…always always always his stories. They just cobble together whatever and don’t care. The main villain at the end is barely even in the movie, they don’t even set up the big matcheroo.

    But in terms of the scale of fights, this movie is truly one of his best. Plus it’s actually funny unlike most HK productions that try to be but look silly. The tea house is AMAZING and shows how talented Jackie and his team is…even when fighting 100 guys, he makes it believeable that he’s keeping him at Bay. Even a great movie like The Raid can’t have a fight between two guys attacking one where you’re always asking “why is that guy standing there patiently waiting his turn?”

    The fun thing about this movie to me is how old school it is…from the choreography to the music to the 70s sound effects (that sure they were still using but it seems extra 70s). It was like the biggest most epic old school kung movie ever made. But Jackie was right to override Lau…who is an amazing choreographer. BUT, it’s not even the Drunken style, it’s going for a faster looser style for the ending. Like watching the movie you can see how Lau is really riding over the fights, Jackie doesn’t fight like that pretty much ever, it’s precise and has that shapes stiffness. And you can even see in the end where Lau went…I don’t knwo for sure but I have to bet that the fight with the chain guy was Lau. Then Jackie said they need to cut loose but Lau wanted to do the rest of the fight in that way. He was wrong. The ending is so great because it suddenly cuts loose from the stiff fighting of the rest of the movie and goes full on JACKIE WILD. If they kept it old school it would be still a great movie but not one of the top kung fu flicks ever made.

  3. The action is great in DM II, and it was sort of a comeback to kung fu for Jackie. But it’s my opinion that the comedy bogs the movie down. I guess it’s supposed to be a hommage to Lau’s 70s movies, but there’s way to much of Anita Mui’s pretend-fainting and grimacing to not having us reaching for the fast forward button.

    Kudos to Fei-Hung’s father, though, who apparently was 8 when his son was born and then married a woman 9 years younger than his offspring.

  4. Rewatched this the other day via my Hong Kong Rescue disc and it’s still a blast. I’m going to have to disagree with pegsman though, I could watch a whole goofy screwball comedy with Jackie Chan and Anita Mui.

  5. Feel the same way about a lack of awe in rewatching this now. In the mid-90’s, I saw Drunken Master II and Hard-Boiled in a double feature at the legendary Valhalla cinema in Melbourne, and I was more excited about Chan than Woo. Now, that’s completely reversed. Hard-Boiled is better than ever, while the flaws in this are too gaping to ignore. I just can’t engage with the non-action scenes in most Jackie Chan movies. Still, he earned his lifetime pass and really had nothing to prove by this point. Despite my grumbling, the action scenes are undiminished in their awesomeness. It’s just nice when the rest of the movie is equally compelling.

    Something like Corey Yuen Kwai’s Fong Sai-Yuk with Jet Li is my favourite example of an early 90’s HK action film where the whole film is engaging, not just the action. And if we’re talking fantasy films that never were, I’d give anything for a kung fu flick where Jospehine Siao and Sibelle Hu could actually be an unapologetically awesome kung fu fighting lesbian couple. As far as I know, that movie still doesn’t exist anywhere.

  6. My go-to for such a thing is ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA 2. Find it totally engaging throughout.

  7. My favorite memory of this movie is from watching it in a packed theater when it first came out in 1994. In the scene where Chan’s mom is tossing him bottles of liquor, he leans back over a downed baddie while he drinks. The guy scrambles away but Chan’s posture does not change at all, he just keeps himself hanging in place while continuing to drink. The theater went nuts. Jackie Chan movie magic.

  8. PS This prompted me to rewatch the final fight with Ken Lo and it is indeed bananas. I love how Chan goes through the “drunken style” movement vocabulary established earlier in the film but with a completely different, more berserk energy. It’s so satisfying to watch all the poses he called out in the earlier fight (“Uncle stirs the barrel!” “Waterfall!” etc) come back all charged up — he gives you just enough time in each pose to catch what he’s doing before he flows right into the next one. His level of athleticism throughout is just crazy. And the bit where he pushes Lo back with just the force of his industrial alcohol-infused breath is awesome.

    And yeah geoffreyjar, Once Upon a Time in China 2 is a truly great movie. That was my intro to Jet Li. SO GREAT. Donnie Yen has a great badass entry to his final fight — if I’m remembering correctly, Li has thrown a staff at someone he’s fighting and Yen just casually catches the staff as he steps into frame.

    OK, I’m going to stop before this just becomes me recapping favorite snippets from 90s HK films.

  9. Yeah Ben, watching Jackie use all of the moves that he called out before, but this time with a real angry energy, is one of my favorite parts too.

  10. Anyone ever see Lau’s DM3?

  11. Philip J Florian

    May 17th, 2020 at 1:03 pm

    I used this movie recently to introduce my 14 year old daughter to Jackie Chan kung fu movies. She really dug it. It is a perfect gateway film. Not a heavy story, some incredible physical violence and physical comedy and some charming characters throughout. I still love it but mostly to get to the set pieces. I think my favorite Chan movies, though, are Project A 1 and 2. They are still goofy and their stories are still silly but I think the stunts are better. They are clearly the descendants of Buster Keaton more than any other movie. Vern, you gotta do those at some point. Project A especially since it has 3 of the Yuen boys in it (with Chan, Hung and Bau).

  12. Fred: DMIII is unfortunately not very good.

  13. Vern, if you haven’t caught it, Chia-Liang Liu‘s LEGENDARY WEAPONS OF CHINA is on Netflix and it’s a hoot. Going to IMDb after watching it was what finally got me to click that the crazy athletic old guy in DM II was a Shaw Brothers legend.

    This one has all of the things that make movies great – fake intestines, voodoo dolls that compel fighters to do silly robotic fighting moves, Gordon Liu trapping an enemy’s hand with his super-strong shoulder blades. Most movies don’t even have one of these things, much less all three, so you can understand why this one is so far ahead of the pack.

  14. It’s weird how me and Vern always have the opposite reactions to various movie cliches. I cringe when people announce the names of moves in kung fu movies. It’s so annoying.

    I watched this for the first time recently and to be honest was very disappointed. I’m not sure why, there was tons of action but most of it just fell flat for me – and the non-action bits were excruciating. I will watch it again sometime and I’m sure I will probably like it a lot more. I think part of the problem is that I just enjoy Jackie so much more in modern settings where he can dump a guy in a cement mixer or punch a shark. He just seems so wrong for this period. I mean, I rewatched MR. NICE GUY right after this and I enjoyed that way more.

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