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The Gorge

THE GORGE is a movie with an appealing, simple premise, strong execution, great tone, and a fun mix of elements you don’t usually see together but that feel perfectly natural. It’s a romance within a monster movie, or vice versa, but not in a a jokey way at all (though that worked for LOVE AND MONSTERS). It’s funny because its two main characters know how to make each other laugh, but its outlandish situation is taken seriously.

It’s also a movie star movie, as most good romances are, with its two leads reaching new levels of onscreen charisma, though for some reason Apple made this for the small screen only. I guess that’s none of my business.

It’s partly an action movie. Lithuanian sniper Drasa (Anya Taylor-Joy, THE WITCH, THE NORTHMAN, THE MENU, THE FURIOSA) is introduced hiding out in a cave before, on day 4, a private jet lands and she headshots some oligarch the second he steps off. (That would’ve been a funny cameo for Matt Damon or somebody.) She goes to a cemetery to catch up with her loving ex-KGB dad (William Houston, CLASH OF THE TITANS), who’s not long for this world, so this is goodbye forever because she took a job where she has to go dark for at least a year. So does Levi Kane (Miles Teller, ONLY THE BRAVE), a decorated American soldier, declared psychologically unfit for Navy jobs, still a mercenary, and alone enough to take this weird, mysterious gig where he’s not even allowed to know what country he’s in.

They drop him off and he hikes to the spot, met by the guy he’s replacing (Sope Dirisu, HIS HOUSE), who shows him the ropes before departing. Levi will live in a cement watch tower/cabin built generations ago, maintaining the turrets and cloakers and landmines on the gorge. The eastern countries provide a watcher on the other side, who he is not allowed to contact. Oh and there’s something in the gorge called “hollow men” and he has to make damn sure they don’t get out and if they do he’ll hear an air raid siren and he better get the fuck out of there. Okay, see ya.

I like these kind of scenarios partly because I wonder how I would manage. When you don’t actually have to do it, something seems attractive about a job like this, the idea of getting paid for a year of solitude in a little cabin, not having to worry about the usual stuff. Seems peaceful. There’s a garden and a book shelf (no DVD collection somehow), and this guy writes poems every day (he knew “hollow men” was a T.S. Eliot reference). Also he’s left with the equipment and proprietary recipe for a potato vodka that’s apparently pretty top notch. Over on Drasa’s side she has a portable speaker and a record collection, which I think I would need too. I wonder if she got to bring some of her own? I think she did. A rare instance of colored vinyl in a movie.

Of course I’d probly get lonely real quick. That’s what happens with Drasa, who a couple weeks in starts holding up signs to talk to Levi. He tells her they’re not supposed to have contact, she says it’s her birthday and she’ll do what she wants. They go back and forth writing messages to each other or doing funny things, watching each other through binoculars. Over time they find different creative ways to have fun together from a distance (while also nodding to their roles in WHIPLASH and The Queen’s Gambit).

It’s like the way they communicated from the rooftops in the remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD, except it’s these two very attractive, very alone people, so it’s flirtatious. I think the fact that they’re hitting it off so well without even hearing each other’s voices, with this literal distance and chasm separating them, but while watching each other intently waiting for signals, makes it somehow strangely intimate.

Man, this really could’ve gone another way, though. He could’ve been some gross pervert who gave her bad vibes and she has to just hang blankets over all her windows and watch the gorge through little slits. I’m glad it worked out better than that.

Later than you would expect, but somehow seemingly out of the blue, Drasa points down because she realizes that her blasting of the Ramones has attracted some weird tree root monster dudes who are scrambling up the wall, some of them setting off mines, but not all of them. So Drasa and Levi get the guns and light those things up and you can imagine how people of their sniper lifestyles would be impressed by each others’ skills there.

I’ll leave alone how exactly things escalate, except to say that they end up fighting monsters side by side, and discovering what exactly is up with the gorge. It’s not what I assumed, and it’s got a bit of that video game feel where they’re finding abandoned stations and determining what happened there long ago, but the information comes across fairly economically. Crucially, the monsters are strange and cool looking – too CGI weightless in some spots, but I don’t mind too much. I enjoyed the bizarre bugs and carnivorous plants and one particularly crazy sight gave me that satisfying laugh that comes from something being absurd but awesome.

There’s also an appropriate suspicion of militarism, especially private military companies. And I like the dreamy yellow (or occasionally blue) haze of the gorge. It’s a strange place, reminded me a little of THE MIST, more of ANNIHILATION, but with its own look. It made sense when I saw on the credits that the d.p. is Dan Laustsen (SILENT HILL, JOHN WICK 2, 3 and 4, NIGHTMARE ALLEY) and the production designer is Rick Heinrichs (FARGO, SLEEPY HOLLOW, DARK SHADOWS, THE LAST JEDI). You hire those guys if you care about your movie looking great.

Maybe I’m a softy in middle age, but I really liked that it works completely as a monster movie but ultimately proves that it was serious about the love story. The end is not about a demonic claw climbing out of a pit, it’s about resolving the love story. It expects that’s what you’ll care about most, and in my case they’re right. They should do a THE GORGE PART II where the gorge is only a metaphorical obstacle in their relationship that fortunately they work through while doing normal jobs in a world of normal non-tree people.

Speaking of metaphorical, there are definitely different ways to think of this gorge and the freaky dudes it contains. It’s the secret horrors of war, the dead soldiers, the evil technologies, the environmental catastrophe; memories civilization wants left in the past, despite their continuing threat. I’m not really sure how to connect that to the larger love story, but that’s okay. Sorry, it turns out I’m an easy mark for Anya Taylor-Joy with dark hair and black outfits, collecting vinyl and being willing to jump blindly into a pit and fight monsters for love. I wouldn’t have guessed that would happen, but director Scott Derickson (THE BLACK PHONE, DOCTOR STRANGE) obviously knew what he was doing.

Though produced by Ain’t It Cool veteran/Derrickson writing partner C. Robert Cargill, the script is credited solely to Zach Dean (24 HOURS TO LIVE, FAST X). It’s not based on anything, but feels to me like it could be from a cool short story or novella. That’s a compliment – a good hook, told concisely, with strong characters. Humble but slickly produced. Also Sigourney Weaver is in it and the score is by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM). If you have access to Apple+ and don’t care about/have already seen the Ted Lasso guy I definitely recommend abseiling into THE GORGE.

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12 Responses to “The Gorge”

  1. Ms. Taylor-Joy is a Lithuanian sniper? I’m guessing by this point someone has informed her that a rifle scope isn’t a telelscope and treating it as such (by placing one’s eye against it when looking through) is… painful.

    (she does this multiple times in Furiosa. Since Pavlovian conditioning forces me to yell “Never do that!” when I see this being done, I wasn’t the most popular person in the theater)

  2. Hambone Wilkins

    March 3rd, 2025 at 11:00 am

    Two really dumb things that started a cascade of dumb things that really took me out of the movie, even though I was fully on board with its vaguely sci-fi premise.

    1) I’m not a gun guy. I don’t own A gun, let alone… well you know the rest. I don’t comment on boards “Um, actually, it is a clip, not a magazine” or whatever. But even I know that two highly trained snipers would not be able to snipe across the gorge using a) assault rifles b) outfitted with red-dot sights. I can suspend disbelief, but why didn’t they just use sniper rifles with actual scopes? This happens multiple times.
    2) For a while they keep up “Oh that person is really far away and the only way to see/interact with them is to use binocs or a high-power scope.” Then they forget this and the two interact as though they are 10 feet apart. Again, just kind of dumb.

    These are the start of some dumb decisions that unfortunately ruined the movie for me. There is a single, very well-done, Annihiliation-esque sequence, and then the movie goes back to “vaguely muddled CGI nonsense.” I was really hoping this was going to be a fun one but it really didn’t think it through.

  3. I’m not a gun guy either, and considering it’s not some BLACK HAWK DOWN, based-on-true-events type of film, but a story about two Tommy Hilfiger models shooting zombie Groots, I’m ok with them being so supernaturally good at shooting that they can use assault rifles for successful long distance shots.
    That said, 2 things seem a little less believable though:
    1) after 6 months (ok maybe 5) of loneliness and long distance relationship, we’re supposed to believe that when they’d first meet in person they would politely wait until after dinner, conversation and dance before fucking? Come on. No way.
    2) she tells him that her predecessor left clothes that he can borrow, ok, fine, but why did that guy bring dress clothes there? Doe the Russians also send, I don’t know, retired professors too, not just military types?
    But anyway I wouldn’t say that those details ruined the movie, they just seemed a bit silly. There are other silly parts (like when they stumble what could be called “the exposition bunker”) (also, even the real Blackwater is not called Blackwater anymore, so maybe it’s time for fictional Blackwater-like companies to find names that are not variations on “Blackwater” like “Darklake”) but overall it’s an enjoyable, visually interesting off-brand RESIDENT EVIL.
    Thanks Vern, I would have never watched anything with both Anya Taylor-Joy and Miles Teller in it without you vouching for it. I guess if they do an ATOMIC BLONDE prequel with her I’ll keep an open mind. Especially if young Atomic Blonde was Atomic Brunette.

  4. Watched it last night as the wife was keen on it.
    (Spoilers from here on out!)

    Haha, both me and my son loudly complained when they started using ARs to snipe. I think it’s a fair criticism, especially since the movie seems to cater to the vidyagame crowd at least a little. The mushroom shape of the cloud at the end also bugged me, as did the fact that they bother to explain why the propane works but not the gasoline on the jeep… are the jeeps propane-powered too? (I’m a bit retentive with these things, when I notice them.)
    Toxic’s right – It’s definitely a movie that does not sweat the details, and is pretty comfortable having completely stupid/nonsensical developments at a rapid clip. I guess that makes sense given how much it owes to the Resident Evil games. Doesn’t mean it won’t bother me.

    Loved how Ripley makes some deeply stupid choices at the end just so she can get her comeuppance. If I were a bigshot PMC company doing lucrative, shady work, and for some reason have to go with the film’s ridiculously contrived monitoring solution, I’d at least rig those towers with tons of surveillance and toxic gas vents. Oh, look, they’re fraternizing/they’ve been in The Gorge; send in a cleanup crew and the next couple of replacements.

    The action was pretty lackluster and all the CGI didn’t really do much for me… though I find that’s true of most modern blockbusters and would-be blockbusters, so take that with a grain of salt. I did like the exploration scenes – most of the places they go through are interesting, varied, and Derrickson did a really good job of blocking those scenes. One thing that really annoyed me is that we see the remains for some really freaky mutated things, but the monsters that attack after the initial centipede thing are fairly bog standard fast zombies with some extra growths. I was waiting until the end for some bizarre, memorable thing to pop up.
    Oh well, at least we got horseback zombies and floppy blob zombies.

    Overall I thought it was OK. The central relationship makes it work even if Teller is a complete drip and his beau has to bring in all the personality.

    What’s with all the backhand comments towards Anya Taylor Joy both here and in THE MENU? She’s been at least fine on everything I’ve seen her in, seems to have good taste choosing roles (or at least a good agent) and as a plus, she’s cute as a button. Am I missing something, did she come out as an antivaxxer or something?

  5. In my case it’s not really rational, she just has one of those seemingly AI generated faces that annoy me. As a blonde she looks like a porn Gelfling, it’s unsettling.

  6. I’m sorry, I definitely don’t think there will ever be a time when I’ll consider how realistic the gun use is in a movie, except if it’s like a HEAT situation where it’s notable that it seems more believable than usual. Otherwise it’s not something that would occur to me. I would prefer THE KILLER (2024) to the many fine action movies praised for their tactical realism.

  7. There were no backhanded compliments in the review, I think she’s great and was trying to tone it down so it doesn’t sound too Roger Ebert.

  8. Yeah, maybe I’m biased because I’m very bad at firing a gun, but I think all movies these days are so heavily-researched for the few people fact-checking realism. I don’t mind a return to the eighties, sixties, whatever, where everything was just ludicrously made-up. Fat guys doing strong-guy stuff, lawyers pulling silly legal maneuvers, and people firing their guns however they’d like. If it’s trying to be Heat or whatever, I’d like some realism, but if it’s a movie like this, go crazy, make things up.

  9. Yeah, I get that. In my defense I’d say that if it’s a film about snipers, why would you give them assault rifles without a scope to do sniping? Especially when they do use sniper rifles later on. I realize there’s so much that’s silly in this movie that to get hung up on gun details is kind of dumb, but what are you going to do; It’s like in the similarly dumb/ridiculous/over the top SMOKIN’ ACES where the FBI has a shootout with a sniper in the hotel across the street; I hate that.
    I’d say it also depends on how much you get into the movie – I was never 100% on-board with this one (I found Teller exceedingly bland and thought much of the writing was really clunky), so I didn’t have a predisposition to shrug off things that didn’t work. On the other hand… I love SMOKIN’ ACES and that cross-building firefight still bugs me, so who knows.

    And you’ve always been very pro-Anya Taylor-Joy, Vern, I was referring to the comments. There’s a lot of negativity on the web towards her, but I can chalk that up to the usual backlash against successful women, especially when they’re not traditionally attractive. People in these parts have shown that they’re above that sort of thing time and time again, so it actually got me worried.
    (For what it’s worth, I think Toxic’s ‘I find her visually unappealing’ is a perfectly valid reason to be put off her. But the stuff I’ve read online, as usual, goes well beyond that.)

  10. Hambone Wilkins

    March 5th, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Vern, don’t get me wrong, I can often look the other way regarding gun realism (all of John Woo’s movies, for instance). I think because this one started with a very serious sniper scene, showing all the details of setting up a shot with a sniper rifle, using a scope, adjusting for windage, etc, that it would be more grounded in some kind of realistic gun use.

    It isn’t so much the guns as what they represent – a casual dismissal of what we’ve already been shown in the movie. They layer tactical, military jargon on (especially with the Sigourney Weaver and the prior tower occupant to Teller), showing us these guys are the “best-of-the-best-of-the-best, sir!” You have to be an elite sniper to get this job. Then the filmmaker decides that the first action scene, when both of them are presented with a sniping situation, is that they use the wrong tool. It’s just such an odd decision.

    I didn’t mention it, because of SPOILIES, but it was a combination of like 40 dumb things that took me out of this movie, including when SPOILERS – a standard climbing rope can hold the weigh of a Jeep, two occupants, and about an additional 500-600 pounds. Also when SPOILERS we’re shown a drone – if there are drones that can patrol the gorge floor, why are the towers necessary at all?

    There’s a very good, very fun version of this movie that I’m fully on board with (even starring the same people!). This version, though, just made too many dumb decisions for me to stay on board.

  11. It’s perfectly valid to be distracted by gun stuff, I’m just saying it’s not something that occurs to me. I have my own set of things to fixate on though.

  12. Other than their assault rifles, both look like they end up using anti-tank rifles and not regular sniper rifles and yet they never fight a single tank anyway but again who cares. I really think the idea was to show that they’re so good at what they do that even with an inappropriate “tool” they’re still good, kind of like John Wick killing a guy with a book.
    And yes to be clear, nothing against Anya Taylor-Joy as a person and I’m fine with her being a successful woman, as far as I can tell she’s a fine actress. Her “uncanny valley”-ness is just off-putting enough to me that I avoided things like that chess TV show or even FURIOSA.

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