WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM
if that's your thing:
1. Patreon
Toss me a couple bucks a month, support the good shit, also get access to a bunch of exclusive writing. This is my primary source of writing money that has allowed me to cut down to part time at the day job. Thank you!
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody
(NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines
(you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)
I also have an Amazon UK one:
(I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)
4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products
(I get a couple bucks per item, you get a cool t-shirt, mug or lifestyle item)
5. Spread the word
Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.
THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN
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Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
Bevvi on Silent Hill (20 years later): “I vaguely remember this from decades back, and mostly being utterly disappointed that it had no original score, but just…” Nov 1, 13:48
RRA on Wildwood: “I echo the praise. You see the Tolkien/Narnia/Miyazaki/Henson/classical Disney influences. Nepo baby billionaires are a scourge in society and (poor)…” Nov 1, 09:50
Mr. Majestyk on V/H/S/Mixtape: “Kinda makes you miss the wizards selling love spells.” Nov 1, 09:45
dreadguacamole on Silent Hill (20 years later): “Yeah, I liked this movie too. I was really disappointed by the lastest one, where Ganz returns to the well…” Nov 1, 07:17
dreadguacamole on V/H/S/Mixtape: “…and AI comments make their way into Outlawvern. I’ve been seeing them pop up all over Reddit, where they don’t…” Nov 1, 07:01
AI Rap Video on V/H/S/Mixtape: “The GWAR wraparound with the ketchup-cannon jerking-off contest and Grodius’s “mom” walking in made me laugh out loud, and it’s…” Oct 31, 06:18
CJ Holden on Silent Hill (20 years later): “I love this movie, but that it falls a bit apart at the end and that the father subplot isn’t…” Oct 30, 23:23
Mr.Shemp on Wildwood: “Vern, that’s completely nuts that every single major studio turned down WILDWOOD for distribution. Almost all of the animated flicks…” Oct 30, 23:00
Ryan on Silent Hill (20 years later): “Of all the changes for the film adaptation, the most notable is that the game doesn’t have anything like the…” Oct 30, 18:56
Alex R on Silent Hill (20 years later): “Was just thinking today that one of the hardest times I’ve ever laughed was when I saw a Silent Hill…” Oct 30, 17:14
Mr. Majestyk on Silent Hill (20 years later): “I also like the second one because it’s just a straightforward geek show. The HELLRAISER III or RESIDENT EVIL 5…” Oct 30, 16:04
Kim Cardassian on Silent Hill (20 years later): “This is definitely the best of the bunch when it comes to the Silent Hill movies, but I’ll also cop…” Oct 30, 15:30
burningambulance on Silent Hill (20 years later): “I don’t think I even knew this was a video game when I watched it. (Aside from playing in literal…” Oct 30, 13:46
dwain_gr on Wildwood: “What really stands out is how much attention the creators have paid to even the smallest details, some of which…” Oct 30, 07:09
VERN on Wildwood: “dreadguacamole – Yeah, I agree with you about the kidnapping, but there were some young kids behind me cracking up…” Oct 29, 23:09