Posts Tagged ‘Seth Rogen’

The Green Hornet

Friday, January 28th, 2011

tn_greenhornetIn the video store recently I overheard two college kids talking nerd shit. As they walked by me mid-conversation I heard one of them grumble, “And now he’s playing Green Lantern. Fuck you, Seth Green!”

And then a second later, “Er, Seth Rogen, I mean.” He realized that he said the wrong actor, but not that he said the wrong super hero.

Personally I think Rogen is a likable enough guy, most of his movies are funny, he’s a talented young pothead. But that little snippet brings up some issues with the world’s readiness for this movie. 1. there is kind of a super hero burnout where we even have more than one super hero movie in a year that has “Green” in his name, and B), people are sick of Seth Rogen and/or jealous that a regular dude like him gets to dress up as a super hero, even if he has been working out.

To me the second one seems like it could theoretically cancel out the first one. This is a weird casting for this character, he wrote it with his SUPERBAD writing partner, and the director is crazy Frenchman Michel Gondry, who’s never done a movie anything like this or this mainstream. So they oughta have a pretty interesting take on this type of movie, right? (more…)

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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Sunday, August 21st, 2005

I am no expert on comedy or laughing, and you know that. But not too long ago I reviewed a movie called “THE WEDDING CRASHERS” which I said was lazy formulaic forgettable throwaway crap that will be forgotten forever about 20 minutes after the last time they advertise the dvd on tv. The movie is already considered a smash hit but I still stand by my evaluation. If you want to see Owen Wilson lie to a girl to get laid and then really fall in love and go riding bikes onbeaches and saying cutesey shit and then having his secret discovered and being hated but then proving himself by going and making a long humiliating speech about how much he really loves her and that other horse shit, please, by all means, go watch it. You’ve never seen anything like it, unless you have a TV or grew up in a country where there are TVs.

I wanted to say a few words about STEVE CARRELL IS… THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN though because in my opinion this is a movie that could be a good influence on WEDDING CRASHERS and teach it how to grow up and become a man and contribute to society.

This movie is about people who work at a The Good Guys type electronics store. They are short one guy for their poker game so they decide to invite Andy, a nerdy guy from the stock room. During the game they are exchanging sex stories and Andy’s story is so out of touch that it immediately becomes clear that he is a virgin. So the other 3 guys make it their mission in life to help this poor bastard stick his dick in something.

Of course, there’s alot about what a nerd this guy is (he collects action figure dolls, plays video games, wears bad clothes, is apparently familiar with Baby Geniuses) but the surprise is they make him a credible, likable person. His humiliating secret becomes a symbol for whatever shame we have suffered in our life. Like maybe you had a job where you were the only one who had a record. Or maybe you accidentally let it slip that you have seen the first couple seasons of Felicity. Who knows it could be anything. The sweet thing is that his co-workers are not just laughing at him, they really want to help him. “For now on, your dick is my dick,” is how Romany Malco (who was in TICKER with Seagal and played MC Hammer in a tv movie) puts it. (more…)

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