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Steel Dawn

STEEL DAWN takes the post-apocalyptic world of George Miller, pumps up the samurai and western influences, adds a little martial arts, replaces the internal combustion engine with wind power, and invents the Patrick Swayze action vehicle. He’d already made a name for himself in ensembles – THE OUTSIDERS, UNCOMMON VALOR, RED DAWN – but this was released only three months after his breakout role in DIRTY DANCING. It didn’t catch on in the same way, and it doesn’t play on cable nearly as much. But this last time I watched it was a profound experience.

It opens with Swayze balancing on his head in the middle of a desert. That’s how he meditates. But then a bunch of shrieking, masked mutants climb out of the sand to attack him. He uses martial arts to fight them off, pulling a sword out of his bag when he gets too outnumbered.

He’s a nomad. In fact, he’s credited as Nomad. Heading for a tavern, he gets attacked by an old warrior who turns out to be Cord (John Fujioka, AMERICAN NINJA, AMERICAN SAMURAI, AMERICAN YAKUZA), an old war comrade just fucking with him. They catch up over drinks but suddenly a bunch of brutes led by a guy named Sho (Christopher Neame, LUST FOR A VAMPIRE, DRACULA A.D. 1972, SPECIES III) in a ridiculous hair metal wig attack them and kill Cord.

On his travels Nomad stops to ask for water at a farm in a settlement called Meridian. The owner, Kash (Lisa Niemi, SLAM DANCE) and her bodyguard Tark (Brion James, RADIOLAND MURDERS) let him stay, even though when they ask what to call him he says “whatever you want,” which in my opinion is rude because it creates awkward social situations.

At night he goes with them to a meeting of the land owners, where some fucking asshole named Damnil (Anthony Zerbe, OMEGA MAN, ROOSTER COGBURN) comes and threatens everybody and knocks over some stuff. The town is waiting for a “Peacekeeper” who has been assigned to keep watch over the town, but Nomad knows that was Cord, which means that Damnil must’ve been behind his assassination. He doesn’t tell anybody this, as is the mysterious drifter way.

Kash has a son named Jux (Brett Hool, I’m assuming the son of director Lance Hool) who seems weirdly close to Anakin Skywalker in THE PHANTOM MENACE. He wears similar clothes and has a somewhat similar haircut and is building “a wind racer” kinda like a pod racer. He has a friendship with Nomad much like Anakin’s with Qui Gonn, learning about the ways of his elite warrior class while his sad mom looks on from a distance.

I’m not sure what to make of these parallels. It’s hard to imagine George Lucas watching STEEL DAWN and being influenced by it, but on the other hand there’s that death in BLIND FURY that seems way too similar to Darth Maul’s death to be a coincidence. Maybe Lucas is more into cool ’80s b-movies than we would assume. And both of them take influence from samurai movies, which he’s obviously into.

At any rate, Anakin is (believe it or not) an enormous improvement over Jux. I feel bad saying this, but Hool’s performance shows that a lack of energy or emotion can be worse than little Ani’s “YIPPEE!” boyish enthusiasm.

Kash’s farm is in Damnil’s targets because she has pure water that she can pump out from beneath it. When somebody sabotages the pump, Nomad takes Tark on a night time mission to Damnil’s to steal a new valve.

The next day, Tark goes to a saloon and gets drunk, jealous that Nomad is getting all the credit for their successful valve heist. When Nomad comes to get him Tark drunkenly unleashes on him and tries to fight him. “I’m not taking orders from you anymore!” As he tries to fight him Nomad effortlessly dodges each swing, causing him to crash into different things and embarrass himself. But the difference from any other actor is that Swayze looks upon him with such pity, such sympathy, and it’s completely believable. Watching this scene really solidified my love for this persona that we know from POINT BREAK and ROAD HOUSE, a man who is so tough but so sensitive, a perfect yin yang of action star and romantic lead, the type of balanced masculine ideal the world really needs to look to these days.

And there’s a little bit of that “I need time to change” Seagal magic in this scene.

“Nobody wants a worn out old soldier anyway,” Tark whines.

“Whaddyou think I am?” says Nomad. “Come on, let’s go home.”

This is the unique sensitivity of a Patrick Swayze character. I’ve been a fan of him for a long time, but watching this again took it to a higher level. Nobody else so consistently played characters with such a pure, sincere balance of extreme masculinity and femininity. We first meet him meditating. When he sees a dog watching him, he smiles. The dog follows him around for the whole movie, because why wouldn’t a dog want to keep an eye on Patrick Swayze, make sure he’s okay? Eventually the dog gets in on the action. A guy comes after Nomad spinning nunchakas, but the dog chases him away, then comes back with the nunchakas.

Nomad has no fear. Even when he’s in a little tub taking a bath and warriors on horses surround him and threaten him he doesn’t flinch. In fact he steals Arnold Vosloo’s spear from him, tells him not to “play with sharp objects,” and tosses it back to him. Complete confidence in the safety of his junk.

When Nomad eventually duels Sho, they acknowledge each other’s past roles, and Nomad implies that Sho has no honor. But it’s really later rematch that’s the kind of shit I live for. Even though this guy is a dick and sounds like a snot and wears a terrible wig and is a murderer, he impresses us by following a samurai type code. He says “Luck” before the duel and returns Nomad’s bow. Winning the fight fairly is so important to him that when it’s getting iffy and another soldier tries to sneak up on Nomad, Sho gets pissed and beheads the guy.

“I warned you not to interfere!” he says. Then, to Nomad, “You’re the best competition I’ve ever had. But no one is better than me.”

“You talk too much,” says Nomad.

Once Sho is (SPOILER) impaled and dying he asks for his sword back. You figure he’s bluffing, he’s trying to get a weapon so he can make a punk move. But, refreshingly, this is not a trick. I think maybe he means to commit harakiri, but he’s too late. At least he gets to die with his swords in his hands.

Like Mad Max, and like his credited name implies, Nomad cannot stay and settle down when it’s all over. He has to leave to have implied further adventures, even though Kash wishes he wouldn’t. But because he’s Swayze he exposes his emotions, passionately telling her, “You are the strongest person I’ve ever known.” Not strongest woman, either. Strongest person.

And he has deeper inspiration for the boy. Jux chases after him as he leaves. “Wait! Wait! I’m coming with you!” the kid cries. “You have to teach me to be a soldier!”

“You don’t want to be a soldier,” says Nomad.

“I want to be like you and my dad.”

“No. No you don’t,” he says. “You want to be like Jux.”

Somebody should’ve told Anakin that, I guess. Would’ve saved everybody alot of trouble.

Lance Hool is a Mexican producer and actor who wrote MISSING IN ACTION and directed MISSING IN ACTION 2: THE BEGINNING. Other than that his only directorial work was the very personal ONE MAN’S HERO (1999) starring Tom Berenger. He continued producing into the 2000s, most notably with MAN ON FIRE.

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11 Responses to “Steel Dawn”

  1. This sounds like a post-apocalyptic samurai version of Shane.

  2. Loved this as a kid, gonna have to revisit it now!

  3. Yes! At last, the steel-related movie review I’ve been waiting for! I remember watching this on a bus ride to a nuclear power plant as a kid. It was a school trip and I was interested in watching Patrick Swayze battling mutants than looking at the smoke stacks and so fourth. I suspect the bus driver put it on as some hideous irony – a movie about a future Earth made arid by nuclear war, where the only energy left is clean energy from the wind. At the time, all I cared about was his spinning sword/pole technique. Top class.

  4. This was one of my favorite movies growing up. Used to have it on a tape that also had CYBORG and THE ROAD WARRIOR recorded on it. I cherished that tape like a lioness does her cubs.

  5. Is this the one where the hero’s sword has an extra knife blade hidden in the handle that he doesn’t reveal until the last fight? I live for that shit.

  6. CrustaceanLove

    May 24th, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    How have I not seen this one? I’ve made a serious effort to watch every post-apocalyptic movie I can find, including the shitty Italian MAD MAX ripoffs that were made up entirely of chopped up footage from other shitty Italian MAD MAX ripoffs.

  7. Yeah I don’t remember much about this one except I surprisingly enjoyed it, and it delivered a solid, simple story along with likable characters. I also remember Niemi being really good in this, which reminds me I need to check out that other Niemi/Swayze movie One Last Dance (which she directed!)

    Vern’s kind words for Swayze and his unique persona give me hope that one day he will review Dirty Dancing. I know it’s not typical Vern fare, but it’s much more entertaining than the Oscar Bait he’s reviewed before, and while it’s obviously not an action film, there’s an energy and physicality to it that you just don’t see today. Long, fluid takes + actors who obviously trained their asses off give the movie an exciting feel not unlike a martial arts movie. There’s even a classic training montage that’s not only fun and catchy but also develops the characters and tells a story. It’s a legit great 80s movie that’s even better than its cheesy reputation suggests.

    And yes, I saw a bit of the remake tonight. It’s nowhere near as bad as the internet has been saying (sidenote – I think the venom spewed against the Dirty Dancing remake online by women easily tops anything guys ever said about the Ghostbusters remake. In fact I think it’s a little sexist for the media to act like fan outrage is solely a man-child/MRA/whatever problem, as if women are too meek and timid to be crude about something online, and/or not passionate enough to feel protective of their sacred properties). Anyways, the hour or so I saw of the remake was not horrible; just lifeless and tedious, with a sluggish pace and lots of blunt, on-the-nose dialogue to further develop characters and sideplots nobody really wanted developed. The first movie did everything it needed to do in 1 hr 40 minutes, stretching it to 3(!) hours while neutering and dumbing down the dance sequences, i.e. the film’s entire reason for being, is incredibly wrongheaded – it’s basically what we’re all afraid the Raid remake is going to be.

  8. I remember watching this with a girl I knew at the time, and she was obviously expecting something more in the style of DIRTY DANCING. She was not pleased. I on the other hand was. With the movie, I mean. Not her. She left before it was over.

  9. Mastor Troy (ex-convict Poeface)

    May 25th, 2017 at 2:55 am

    Damn you neal, damn you I say!! Now I want to see OG DIRTY DANCING…

  10. Action Jackson

    May 25th, 2017 at 8:34 pm

    Finally! I’ve been asking (and paying) for this review since I met you at Cinefamily. I knew you would like it. Patrick Swayze has always been a special Action Star. His blend of soft feelings and strong emotions has always been an anomaly in the 80’s action pantheon. It’s always been a shame to me that Steel Dawn hasn’t been more appreciated. It’s a blend of old time western (Shane) and post apocalyptic shenanigans. Back in the 90’s I met a guy who claimed to have worked on the choreography. His complaint was that Swayze took the whole thing too seriously. That he was treating it like he was acting in Shakespeare. No humor, no jokes, no camp. I didn’t say it at the time but That is Exactly what I Love about him. He was one of a kind. And I miss him.

  11. I haven’t seen this one but I can’t rule out the possibility that THE PHANTOM MENACE was indeed influenced by it, since Lucas seemed to also tip his hat to other low-to-middlebrow sci-fi movies of the post-STAR WARS era:

    – as in FLASH GORDON, two warring tribes, one human and the other alien (with the leader of the latter played by Brian Blessed) team up to fight their mutual enemy

    – as in INDEPENDENCE DAY, our hero’s spaceship ends up imprisoned inside the mothership, allowing him to blow up the mothership from the inside and fly out of it as it explodes

    Actually, that screen grab of the kid climbing into his racer almost looks like it’s a still from PHANTOM MENACE, so I’m gonna endorse Vern’s theory for now.

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