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Red Rooms

I watched the 2023 Canadian film RED ROOMS (Les chambres rouges) on Shudder, but come to think of it it’s not exactly a horror movie. It’s kind of more harsh than that. It’ an extremely unsettling character drama, maybe a thriller, about the trial of a man accused of horrific child murders live on webcam. We thankfully don’t have to see any of the violence, but the images created in our mind are worse, described with a true crime bluntness rather than genre flair. I would not say this is a fun movie.

It takes its sweet time rolling out what it will be about, or even what form it will take. One of the first scenes is a long unbroken shot of the judge’s introduction and the opening statements from both sides. It goes on long enough that I genuinely started to think the whole movie would be the trial – a new gimmicky format to put alongside mockumentary, found footage and screen time. A story told through testimony.

That’s not actually what it is, and even before it breaks we can see that the focus is on one of the court room observers, Kelly-Anne (Juliette Gariépy, BOOST). The camera rotates around but keeps coming back to her reactions, and what she’s looking at in the room. Later we learn that she sleeps on the street every morning to get a good place in line, like it’s the first showing of THE PHANTOM MENACE, or a Taylor Swift concert. When reporters try to interview her leaving she shoos them away, though another observer, Clémentine (Laurie Babin, THE LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS TOO FOND OF MATCHES) is happy to tell them about all the conspiracies and injustices against poor Ludovic Chevalier (Maxwell McCabe-Lokos, LAND OF THE DEAD), who has kind eyes, she says. (To me he looks like a creep, but I only know him in the context of wearing an orange jumpsuit behind plexiglass examining his fingernails while people accuse him of atrocities.)

Kelly-Anne and Clementine later become friends in line, and even have lunch together. Though both know Ludovic’s birthday, they seem to be coming from different angles. When Clementine rants about “that bitch” the prosecutor (Natalie Tannous) and her lies, Kelly-Anne very calmly pokes holes in her hole-poking. Well, what about the bodies they found in his yard, etc. But otherwise she keeps her views and her motives for being here to herself.

One thing we know is that she’s an unusual person with unusual skills. She has a successful modeling career but seems to make most of her money from online poker – enough to live in one of those apartments that some of the cool movies favor (sleek and narrow with a huge window overlooking the city). She has her own home-brewed voice assistant named Guinevere that she tells Clementine about in more detail than any other subject we ever hear her talk about. Just as that initial court scene went on much longer than most movies would allow, we are privy to very long computing sessions where, for example, Kelly-Anne researches the mother of a victim (Elisabeth Locas), determines her address from the background behind her on a local news interview, looks at her house on Google Street View, figures out what type of smart home lock she uses, searches for her stolen passwords on hacker sites… jesus, lady, what are you up to? What are you getting us involved in?

These long, uninterrupted scenes turn us into curious voyeurs, much like the characters as they go down their morbid true crime rabbit holes. There’s alot of talk about graphic snuff videos, claims that they prove Ludovic’s guilt, apologies to the jurors for making them watch. Clementine desperately wants to see them, and the movie keeps teasing whether she will or not, which also begs the question of whether or not we’ll have to. Only later did it occur to me to wonder if writer/director Pascal Plante was pulling a Haneke, saying “You want to see it, don’t you, you sickos?” I don’t think he was, but just in case I want to tell him – fuck no! I was so relieved not to see it.

There are some real interesting, sometimes queasy uncertainties here. We spend enough time with these women to sympathize with them as human beings and hope the best of them, but that might be a mistake on our part. I like the contrast between the two fangirls, the way my thoughts shifted on which one is closer to reasonable, and how much of a moral compass either of them might have. Kelly-Anne is also just fascinating to watch because she’s such a hyper-competent weirdo. There’s a very tense scene where she’s going back and forth between bidding in a tense underground auction and playing a high stakes poker game to win the Bitcoin she needs to pay. She’s like The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo except even messier.

Before I go I’d like to mention that the score by Plante’s brother Dominique (also a songwriter for pop singer Ariane Roy) is very good, especially the opening theme.

If you can stomach the subject matter, RED ROOMS is a really good one – original, confident, puzzling in a good way, haunting in a bad way. It’ll creep you the fuck out, though. Don’t underestimate the Canadians.

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10 Responses to “Red Rooms”

  1. Watched this the other day and it left me puzzled. There were set ups for lots of interesting twists but the movie took none of them and played it pretty straight forward (not sure if that’s a spoiler? Apologies if so). Rather than thinking the character had lots of complicated motivations at the end, it felt to me like they weren’t sure how to end the movie?

    Also, the majority of “Anatomy of a Fall” is told through testimony. I think that framing device would have worked better for this movie.

  2. Before I go I’d like to mention that the score by Plante’s brother Dominique (also a songwriter for pop singer Ariane Roy) is very good, especially the opening theme.

    Very odd that you bring this up. The only reason that I initially heard of this movie was due to the director asking to license preciously existing music, the artist refusing, so the director asking the person who did the score to basically recreate the music that was refused, then subsequently admitting in a interview this is what he did.

    (I came in because the question was poised to me if anything could be done about this, to which I responded “if nothing was directly taken, not without a huge expenditure of time and expense” since his admittance basically places it under ‘homage’. The bright side being, his admittance allows the artist to be ‘paid in exposure’ as they say…)

    tl;dr maybe I should see this–if for nothing else–the music seems remarkable

  3. This one FUCKED ME UP

    5 stars

  4. Universal★Rundle

    January 21st, 2025 at 11:42 am

    So ready to hear what Vern’s chat thought of this one. Vern, you’re being extra careful about spoiling a couple of wackadoo scenes! I just moved back to Montreal, and RED ROOMS gave me queasy, chilly pangs like I can’t remember having in a movie before. Honestly I felt like it was moving in a lot of the same territory as THE SUBSTANCE – a cry of rage over women living in a nightmarish, mediated world of men’s making – but operating on extra dimensions, and facing the depths of guys’ real-world depravity in a way that asks harder questions about how we respond in real life. Or maybe there’s just an irony when a man directs a movie about that, and it hits me in a more visceral way as a guy.
    BuzzFeedAldrin, did the end of the movie tie together anything for you, about the main character calling herself the Lady of Shalott onscreen, and how her living through screens echoed what happened in that poem? The ending and Kelly-Anne’s motivations were definitely elliptical, but I got the sense the ending was exactly what Plante intended.

  5. Rundle, thanks for the heads up about the Tennyson poem. Obviously it’s a major clue to the mystery of just what makes Kelly-Anne tick, though the character remains such a fascinating mystery. I watched “Red Rooms” just this morning, completely oblivious to any of the Arthurian allusions, and it was utterly riveting and terrifying. Vern is not the only one to say it’s not a horror movie, but in my book it more than qualifies. Though none of the violence is shown, it held me in an unbelievable tension, afraid for what might’ve happened and for what could happen. For whatever reason, I see it in sharp contrast with “Martyrs”, which of course is quite violent, but there I found the endless torture numbing and ultimately dull.

  6. I didn’t think about the poem after watching this because the movie left me mostly “meh” so I didn’t do any follow up but I can see it tying in, however…

    ******SPOILERS*****

    Then what was up with her dressing up as the dead girl in the courtroom and what was up with her taking weird selfies in the girl’s bedroom if she was going to to try and prove the guy’s guilt all along? Was that part of proving herself to get into the red rooms? I took liberal bathroom breaks and might have missed something. Or do you suppose she was motivated to act after meeting Clementine? I thought the reveal was that she was going to be that she ran the rooms all along and was creating evidence to frame the guy, or that she was going to kill the mom because she was just as obsessed as Clementine. Overall, my takeaway was “yeah, I guess it is weird that people get obsessed with true crime but it’s understandable to an extent. Especially for women. But do you have anything new to say about it?” which is why the ending was unsatisfying for me.

  7. Inspector Hammer Boudreaux

    January 21st, 2025 at 12:58 pm

    For me this movie was nowhere near entertaining enough for me to overlook the fact that *snuff films don’t fucking exist.* I mean, there are serial killers who make videos, and ISIS-style filmed murders for political purposes, but people willing to torture and kill on tape for money? How long could you get away with that? What percentage of people willing to do this and what percentage of people willing to pay for it are actually cops? You’d have to be a fool. But this movie really acts liking it’s exposing a hidden world of depravity and fighting the good fight. I would have liked MAN OF TAI CHI a lot less if it pretended that to-the-death underground fighting tournaments broadcast on the dark web were a real thing people need to be educated about so it never happens again.

  8. Hard pass on everything about this movie, just going off of Vern’s mercifully spoiler free review. Not that I don’t want spoilers because I want to see this- I don’t even want to give this subject any more space in my head than reading this review already gave it. We are living through enough true crime and snuff movie business in real life, playing out every day in the news, knowing there will never be justice for these crimes in our lifetimes, but more likely the criminals will write their own history gloating over these crimes as if they were acts of heroism and justice. There’s probably inspiration for great art in analyzing that kind of tragedy- I still don’t want to see any of it. I should watch the animated cat movie instead.

  9. @Inspector, I find it hard to believe the world of snuff isn’t a thing. We film everything, and it’s easier and easier to do so every day. I once spent some time with an FBI agent decades ago and asked him about snuff films, and his vehement denial of their existence… God help me, it didn’t convince me they’re not out there. He seemed VERY intent on disabusing me of the notion people might make money off that.

    As for this movie, yeah, it rattled around in my head. The Clementine character was very recognizable, really — the kind of person who lives a life of confirmation bias. She doesn’t believe in this stuff, despite her passion — she just WANTS to believe. She wants a narrative all her own. SPOILERS It’s tragic when Kelly-Anne finally shows her the videos, how it rocks her world. Believing was just a game. Now it’s real, and she’s not ready for that.

    I wonder… I was incapacitated for eight-plus years during a period where it seemed like everyone lost their minds about what’s true or not — I think a lot of rabbit holes were entered, and some never returned. That moment where Clementine is shown the video, unfortunately, is the best thing that can happen to her, even if it likely caused massive fissures in her own identity. I wonder if any of you experienced something similar during these years, as far as COVID or QAnon or Jeffrey Epstein lizard people bullshit — did any of you experienced the moment where someone had to recant their own identity because it was all based on bullshit favorable to an untrue narrative?

    Anyway, I was deeply enough involved that the final moment in the courtroom with Kelly-Anne — I was screaming. That was just mortifying in about twenty different ways.

  10. There seems to be a lot of hand-wringing going on here but this just sounds like a modern take on existing giallo tropes. It’s a lot to swallow but so is Deep Red. Settle down.

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