Posts Tagged ‘filmed in Seattle’

CA$H

Friday, February 12th, 2010

tn_ca$hCash is the full name of a big-shouldered, square-jawed, fresh-out-of-the-pen-and-eager-for-revenge individual on a rampage in an unnamed city that happens to have the Space Needle in it (more on that later). He’s a guy nobody should ever fuck with, but unfortunately for a couple guys it’s too late for that. They betrayed him on a messy bank job, and you never really know what could happen but I’m leaning toward him not accepting an apology. In the opening narration he says something like, “I was only ever good at two things. Killing’s one of ‘em. I forget what the second one is.” So he goes to different clubs and back rooms roughing people up, shooting off heads, biting off ears, trying to get to the big man who betrayed him, or something. (more…)

World’s Greatest Dad

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

tn_worldsgreatestdadI’ve been excited to see this movie ever since I heard about it, because it has what sounds like a hilariously fucked up premise. I really thought it was gonna be a pitch black, ulcer-causingly uncomfortable comedy, and starring Robin Williams (RV, OLD DOGS) just to make it even more upsetting. The director is Bobcat Goldthwait, the subject is (SPOILER) auto-erotic asphyxiation. In fact the reason I didn’t see it until now was because I was planning to see it at the Seattle International Film Festival and then it screened a couple days after David Carradine died.

That spoiler was the first thing I heard about the movie, but it happens maybe halfway through, so I probly shouldn’t have known about it. Anyway, it’s not what it sounds like. Considering that’s what it’s about it’s pretty upbeat. (more…)

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Class of 1999

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Director Mark L. Lester returns in 1990 for an ambitiously ridiculous sequel to CLASS OF 1984. Instead of taking some character or setting from that movie and continuing with it he takes the same sort of story and puts it in a futuristic sci-fi world. So instead of a paranoid vision of violence in schools a couple years from now it’s a purposely ridiculous paranoid vision of cyborg teachers taking on violence in schools.

The first one took a while to warm up, but CLASS OF 1999 is at maximum awesome levels straight out of the gate. You can’t help but laugh as the movie apes ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and then ROBOCOP and then a little TERMINATOR. The ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK part is that the hero is a juvenile delinquent who they let out of prison to go– well, not on a mission. To high school. And it’s in a walled off zone where the kids are so out of control the government has decided not to enforce law there.

But the Department of Educational Defense has hired a military contractor (this is where ROBOCOP comes in) to implement an experimental program of robotic teacher enforcers. They were combat robots but were reprogrammed to teach. And one of them is Pam Grier. Other notable cast members include Malcolm McDowell, Stacy Keach (with freaky contact lenses) and Joshua John Miller, that freaky kid vampire from NEAR DARK who was also in RIVER’S EDGE.

The opening is great because they explain this sci-fi premise and it’s so absurd but straight-faced that you gotta appreciate it. And then it gets even better because the kid and his brothers are driving to school and there is a shoot out and, yes, a car flip. And the school is walled off with barbed wire and there’s an armored school bus. Good shit. (more…)

House of Games

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

Well this is one of those pictures you would call a hitchcockian type thriller, and yes that is named after Alfred Hitchcock. But one difference is that this is NOT directed by Hitchcock, it is the director debut of Mr. David Mamet.

In the opening scenes the acting is kind of stiff and everything is kind of dull and I was thinking of watching something else. But as soon as the story kicks in you see that that is to illustrate that this lady psychologist who is the main character, her life has grown banal and she is in need of adventure. Her everyday job scenes are almost draining they are so dull while the rest of the movie is full of suspense. One of her patients tells her what does she know, she hasn’t experienced anything. And through his gambling problem she goes and decides to thrust herself into some real experiences. She goes to a small bar called “house of games” (get it, that is also the title of the movie, house of games) where she meets a gambler named Joe Montegna. I mean that is the actor’s name anyway.

Well hell I’m not gonna tell you what the picture is about because it would ruin it. But it’s about con men and how this lady goes along and watches different cons in action. But they call it “confidence games” instead of cons because that is how con men are, number one they are liars and number two they are show offs. And just because they make a living outsmarting everybody they are convinced that they are smarter than everyone else. But despite my personal disdain for some of these pricks I gotta say that it is a pleasure and an honor to watch them at work. It is always fun to watch the tricks as they unfold and try to piece them together and watch some dumb motherfucker besides you get taken. And you gotta question what you are seeing and are you really in on it or are they fooling you too? So a good con man movie is always a good movie to watch, and this is a good one. (more…)

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Highway

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

As I have mentioned before I live in Seattle. We are famous for a couple of different people. First of all we got Bruce Lee. When he left China he came here, he went to the University of Washington, he opened up a Jeet Kune Do school. The movie about his life, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, largely took place here although they didn’t film here because the University of Washington wouldn’t give them permission because they wouldn’t remove the part about the football team calling him a gook. He and his son Brandon, star of Laserblast, are both buried here.

Then we got Jimi. Jimi grew up here and he’s buried here too, although he hated it here and probaly woulda wanted to be buried in London if he had lived long enough to think about that kind of shit.

Then we got Elvis. He didn’t live here or anything but he filmed It Happened At the World’s Fair here. I never seen it but I think he dances with Ann Margaret on the Space Needle.

Finally, there’s Kurt Cobain. He wrote some nice songs and then killed himself in 1994. He’s not buried here, because he was cremated. But after his suicide there was a public memorial service at the fountain in Seattle Center, the same grounds where Elvis walked and, if I’m right, danced with Ann Margaret. (more…)

Streetwise and American Heart

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

both directed by Martin Bell

Well this is an incredible, classic documentary and a pretty good narrative type companion piece, and both were filmed in Seattle and now that I saw them I wonder why in fuck’s name I took so long getting to them. The real winner of the two is STREETWISE, academy award nominated documentary about runaway kids on the streets of Seattle in 1984. The story behind this is that the photographer Mary Ellen Mark (web site) was doing a photo essay for LIFE magazine. At the time Seattle was considered one of the country’s “most livable cities” (imagine that) so she thought it would be the perfect place to photograph homeless kids. If it can happen in seattle then shit, it can happen anywhere. Well the photo essay turned out good so she decided to get her husband Martin Bell to direct a documentary about the same kids she took pictures of.

Watching this movie I thought about movies like KIDS that work because they have some amount of shock in them and at the same time they are closer to real life than what you usually get in movies. But here they found a group of people just as colorful but they’re actually real. It’s about a group of kids who all hang out in front of a grafitti wall between 1st and 2nd on Pike Street. You know, like a block away from where the tourists go to watch those guys throw fish.

The main girl is “Tiny” and like almost all the girls in the movie, she’s a prostitute. It’s pretty horrible to watch because this is a tiny little girl and you see her walking up to these cars. I mean I’ve been around some sick sacks of shit but when you watch this movie you just wonder what in fuck’s name is wrong with these people that they would even be TEMPTED to get with a little girl like that. This girl has a mom who she goes to sometimes, she’s a waitress so she gets Tiny food, but she’s totally passive about her situation. She knows her daughter is living on the streets and turning tricks but she just kind of has a defeatist attitude like, “how am I gonna stop her?” And the gal isn’t completely unlikable, she seems very nice, but she lets her daughter turn tricks! Shit, these permissive mothers of the ’80s, what are they gonna lead us into?

There are kids you follow as they spare change, dumpster dive, order pizzas to fake addresses so they can get them out of the dumpster, go to the doctor, get in fights, squat in hotels. There’s a butch lesbian gal named Lulu. It’s the ’80s and they have those hair styles so at first I thought she was a teenage boy. Anyway she’s sort of the neighborhood enforcer, she gets in fights with men for grabbing her friends boobs and shit like that.

There’s also this kid named Duane who looks about 12 but apparently he’s 16. In one of the best scenes in the movie he goes to visit his pop in the can. Dad is about to get out and he’s real excited to get back with his kid and try to make up for everything. He has big plans to start a thrift store. He kind of goes back and forth between being loving and scolding the kid, checking his arms for tracks and calling him a little punk. “Do you want to end up like me?”

The craziest part is the kid asks if there is a guy named such and such in there with his dad – his dad looks surprised, because it’s a guy he actually knows. “Tell him I said hi.”

Well the sad thing is the dad never gets the chance to make it up to the kid, because the kid hangs himself in juvy a couple days later. And you actually see the dad at the funeral, with almost nobody else there except the guards that escort him.

I mean there are some incredible scenes in this movie. One of the minor characters is this pimp who the hooker girls are pretty wary of, they talk about how cruel he is. But then there’s a scene where his mom and grandmother find him on the street and give him money for food and try to talk to him. He turns into a shy little boy and won’t look them in the eye.

If you live in Seattle like I do it adds an extra dimension to the movie because it’s a pretty amazing time capsule. Most of this takes place on very recognizable blocks that everybody knows. Look at the picture I used on the bottom of the “VERN’S AMERICA” page. That’s the block that most of this takes place on. The grafitti wall they hang out at was right across the street, about where I was standing when I took the picture. That “Liberty Loans” sign with the rifle is there today and it was there in the movie in 1984. I chose that block for the picture because it’s one of the sleaziest looking blocks downtown, but right in the middle of a tourist area, bookended by t-shirt shops. It has been slightly gentrified in the past year. I think they closed down the drug clinic. There used to usually be about a dozen of my type of fellas standing there hanging out. The billboard on the other corner was always some kind of hard alcohol, and that’s not a coincidence.

I figure the runaways and teenage prostitutes must hang out in some other part of the city. I don’t see them there.

Anyway if you’re from Seattle you might even recognize some of the people in this movie. There’s a guy with a long beard playing a steel guitar on the beginning of this movie. That’s Baby Gramps, he’s a well known street musician. You only seem to see him at festivals these days but he used to be around with a two-headed antique teddy bear and he’d sing songs in his raspy voice about palindromes and shit. I never knew he used to have a brown beard! There’s also a guy in a wheelchair, I’m not sure but he looks like the vietnam vet that sells roses outside of the Bon every day.

So it kind of feels like spying on ghosts or something. After watching the movie you find yourself trying to calculate how old these people would be now and guess if they’re still alive. Would you recognize them if you saw them walking around somewhere? I figured somebody must’ve followed up on what happened to these people so I did some research. All I could find was that Tiny is a welfare mother and Lulu was killed in a knife fight 2 years after the movie, and her last words were supposedly “Tell Mary Ellen and Martin Lulu died.”

Lulu does get to live on as a supporting character named Freddy in the drama AMERICAN HEART which Martin Bell made 8 years later. Somebody told me it was gonna be basically the fictional version of the documentary, and that’s not the case. But it’s obviously inspired by the relationship between Duane and his dad in STREETWISE, if Duane had lived to see his dad get out. The story is about Jeff Bridges getting out of jail where he finds that his pesky son Edward Furlong wants to live with him. At first he tries to ditch the kid but they end up greyhounding it to seattle and living in a shitty apartment, one sleeping on the mattress, the other on the springs.

There are other connections to STREETWISE. Both have a couple songs by Tom Waits. The character of Freddy is obviously based on Lulu, she looks alot like her and has the same sort of role in the neighborhood. Edward Furlong seems like Duane or Rat in STREETWISE and although he has a home he hangs out downtown with a group of teenage prostitutes and drag queens very similar to the kids in the documentary, but now it’s 1992 so their clothes are even worse. Sadly somebody added the element of a boombox blaring heavy metal type guitars whenever the kids hang out, and that makes the whole thing seem phoney. But sadly we know from STREETWISE that the situation of the little girl selling her ass and her mom not caring is realistic.

The biggest connection to STREETWISE is one of the main themes: Jeff Bridges tells his kid “You keep me straight, I’ll keep you straight” which is the same thing Duane’s dad told him. What works about the movie is the relationship between father and son. It really is sad how little capacity this fuck has to show his son he cares. I mean to a certain extent he really does care but he sure doesn’t know how to show it and in the end what’s the difference, if you don’t care enough to show it then you don’t care enough. There are some good uncomfortable scenes like when he brings a gal home and pays his son to leave so they can get it on. That didn’t seem to be a big turn on to her, though.

That reminds me the one pretty phoney aspect is the love Bridges has for a gal he met through the “American Heart” penpal magazine while in the joint. Nice try martin but you are not gonna get a gal that is good looking and well adjusted through prison penpals. If that really happened even once in the history of prison penpals you shoulda done a documentary on that because that’s bottled lightning there pal. sorry but i gotta call it like i see it. Oh well, I guess we didn’t want to see Jeff making kissy faces at a grizzled hag with a black eye coughing up cigarette loogies. (sorry.)

But other than that the movie feels very true to life. In the end you get the emotional connection you want between dad and son but it’s not to forced. He doesn’t suddenly turn around. They both fuck up pretty bad but they also both take a genuine step to be together.

I recommend AMERICAN HEART but I demand that you see STREETWISE. I really don’t have anything smart to say about it but I bet you will, so just shut yer yap for now and go see the fuckin thing. the end.

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