"KEEP BUSTIN'."

3 From Hell

(I guess I should always say this, but SPOILERS)

The psychotic Firefly clan – introduced in Rob Zombie’s HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) and made more vivid in THE DEVIL’S REJECTS (2005) are finally back in 3 FROM HELL, another mix of sun-soaked fugitive murder spree and stylized cartoon that’s at least a little bit of a comeback for Zombie after the crowd-sourced 31 (2016). That one had nice cinematography and performances but it was such a limp “I guess this is the kind of shit you expect from me?” greatest hits throwaway I couldn’t even muster the enthusiasm to write a review.

Since 3 FROM HELL is not as good as REJECTS, and not as big of a leap from its previous chapter, it doesn’t feel entirely necessary. And that makes it harder to ignore the hollowness of these movies. As far as I can tell they’re not saying much, just trying to be provocatively inappropriate, and they’re less about human beings than about Zombie’s fetishes: weird clowns, redneck chic, tattoos, bushy beards, satanic symbols, Manson Family nostalgia, ’70s rock montages, kitschy western gear over cheeky retro-t-shirts, black and white monster movies playing on old TVs. But I can appreciate most of that stuff, so I can enjoy an occasional dip into Zombie’s distinct mix of uncomfortably fucked up shit, cool visuals, some laughs and some stretches where you realize you’re too invested in these terrible people and feel like an asshole.

The first 10 minutes catch us up on the Fireflys’ one-in-a-million survival from REJECTS’ climactic “Free Bird” hail of gunfire through tabloid articles (complete with anatomical diagrams), news broadcasts and “documentary” clips. Not usually a fan of found footage or mockumentary myself, I was won over by Zombie’s impeccable taste in print design, ugly period fashion and faded film stocks (though this is the only in the trilogy to be shot digitally, it’s degraded to a gorgeously grainy quasi-16 mm look). I just got a big kick out of the way it turns their preposterous survival into lurid headline drama, introducing the theme that they’ve gone from a terrifying secret house of horrors to media celebrities. I knew I was on board as soon as a news anchor used the phrases “The Devil’s Rejects” and “House of 1,000 Corpses murders” in a sentence.

As for this latest sensationalistic title, there’s some bad news about the 3 From Hell, if you haven’t heard. Though clearly meant to refer to Baby (Sheri Moon Zombie) Otis B. Driftwood (Bill Moseley) and Captain Spaulding (the late Sid Haig), the latter was too sick to film much, and only has one scene, in which his visibly poor health (made even worse by makeup, I think!) is pretty depressing. Zombie had to quickly rewrite so that the other two are joined by Otis’s previously unmentioned half brother. It works, though, because

1. I was never clear how many of these Fireflys there were anyway, it seemed like they were all over the place

2. Actor Richard Brake (DEATH MACHINE, HALLOWEEN II, MANDY) gives a very good, grounded performance

3. His character is named “Winslow Foxworth ‘Foxy’ Coltrane a.k.a. The Midnight Wolfman.”

My least favorite section is when Otis and Foxy home-invade Virgil Dallas Harper (Jeff Daniel Phillips, LORDS OF SALEM, SATANIC PANIC) the extravagantly mustachioed warden (of both male and female prisons?) to force him to help bust out Baby. It’s got some of that REJECTS/LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT style queasy torment of innocents, and suddenly a birthday clown named Mr. Britches shows up for no reason? You know how it is when clowns get the wrong address. It seems a little too “Really, Rob Zombie? Another clown?” On the positive side, the clown is played by Clint Howard, and his death sets up one of my favorite dialogue exchanges:

Baby: “What’s up with the dead clown?”

Otis: “I’ll tell you in the car! Come on, let’s go. We gotta go. Jesus Christ!”

The scenes of Baby in prison are better because they’re unlike the others in the series. She’s too crazy to put on a show for the parole board and then she breaks the nose of prison guard Greta, who I felt for, especially when I realized she was Dee Wallace, but like most Zombie characters she turns out to be a psycho. She tries to get revenge by locking Baby in a PENITENTIARY III style dungeon cell and letting some of the big girls jump her. Baby bides her time by hallucinating a black and white ballerina in a cat mask and manipulating Greta’s sexual attraction to her.

Baby is my favorite character in this one. I think Sheri Moon Zombie has found just the right level for her psychopath-who-skips-around-and-talks-like-a-little-girl shtick, and that’s before she finds a bow and arrow. Otis seems weirdly less evil in this one, sometimes even laid back before he gets into vainglorious-speechifying-about-being-The-Devil mode. One funny wicked moment is when he’s in prison and yelling for the cameras “I’m innocent! They got the wrong guy!”

One of REJECTS’ weak spots is how grating the siblings’ cursing at each other gets – here it’s mercifully toned down and sometimes replaced with a familial love, like in their conversation about missing Cutter (Captain Spaulding) and nothing being fun anymore. It’s touching if taken in isolation (or as a metaphor or something) but it ends with brother and sister warmly resolving to do more “fucked up shit” than ever. And we know how prolific they’ve already been!

A funny brother-sister moment is when they’re on the verge of both being killed for something Otis did and he says, “Let her go. She’s got nothin to do with this.”

“Yes I fuckin do!” she says, offended.

The Fireflys are famous now. They have groupies wearing their t-shirts at the courthouse and get in arguments about who’s most likely to be recognized checking into a hotel. That’s a practical consideration for fugitives, but it’s clearly more about pride to them. Foxy is insulted that Otis doesn’t consider his crimes to be that bad, and he hates how he looks in his mughsot on TV (wearing a “DISCO SUCKS” t-shirt, by the way). When Baby seduces a random dude he says she looks like that girl on TV, but it can’t be her, because she broke out of prison, and without hesitating she says “No, that’s me!”

The last stretch (LAST ACT SPOILERS) is the most different for the series. Like in a western, they hole up in a small town in Mexico. It looks a little more cheap and less controlled than the rest of the movie, but I kinda like that looseness. Zombie’s talent for giving fun roles to underappreciated actors rears its head in the form of Richard Edson (DO THE RIGHT THING, SUPER MARIO BROS.), absolutely going to town on a southern accent as the sleazy, treacherous innkeeper Carlos Perro. He provides them their artfully shitty accommodations and immediately sells them out.

I didn’t mention that during his breakout Otis executed fellow inmate Rondo (Danny Trejo). So it’s just his bad luck that he’s hiding out in the town where Rondo’s worshipful son Aquarius (Emilio Rivera, EL CHICANO, ACT OF VALOR, STREET KINGS, MURDER WAS THE CASE) leads a deadly cartel of luchadors called The Black Satans.

Sebastian (Pancho Moler, BAD NEWS BEARS, CANDY CORN) is another cool character, a noble local who, having no idea how terrible these people are, puts his life on the line to protect them. He’s a little person, so when Baby compares him to her late brother Tiny (my favorite character from CORPSES) he doesn’t know at first that she’s talking about a giant, and is insulted.

I like the way the movie messes with identification and the idea of good guys and bad guys by giving us characters like Sebastian and the hookers who are having fun with The 3 and never find out they’re From Hell. Aquarius is treated as a scary antagonist, but he has the understandable motive of avenging a murdered father. I didn’t remember that Trejo’s character was from REJECTS, so just like him I had no idea why Otis had it out for him. That made it kind of cool – a back-and-forth of unknown origins.

(in retrospect I realize he was one of the bounty hunters who came after the Rejects)

For the 3 it kind of turns into a hangout movie, though obviously Baby defeating some tough guys in a knife throwing contest also sets up what will happen later. The final conflict begins with an “oh shit it’s on” scene that’s funny because Baby at first doesn’t realize it has anything to do with her. Out the window we see an El Camino pull up with three coffins in the back. Then two vans pull up and a bunch of huge guys in nice black or white suits step out. They wear luchador masks with pentagrams on the foreheads and hold machine guns. Baby sees them and is excited – what’s going on down there? Until she sees Carlos pointing up to her window. Wait, what the fuck?

In my mind I can see a connection between 3 FROM HELL, MANDY, THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS and hell, ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO. They’re different tones and quality levels and I like them for different reasons, but they each exist in their own strange and heightened universes where exaggerated genre tropes are just a part of reality. Even when they’re not entirely working I like visiting the worlds of these drive-in movies from another dimension. And that should be a big compliment to a world as ugly and cruel as Zombie’s.

There are no signs in 3 FROM HELL that Zombie is evolving or becoming more thoughtful about anything. I kind of doubt he ever will. But if you tend to feel overall positive about his movies, as I do, this is another one.

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17 Responses to “3 From Hell”

  1. Apologies to Dan Prestwich for reusing this post I left on his review just this morning:

    I kinda loved it? And I kinda feel bad about that because it indulges in the sort of crowd-pleasing that literally every word I’ve ever heard Zombie say would indicate is some kind of massive betrayal of everything he believes in? Yet I’m not sure that’s the right take because the crowd-pleasing involves cheering for the heroic exploits of literally the worst human beings in the world so maybe this is all actually subversive as fuck?

    I don’t know, man. This is a weird one. On the one hand, it’s a real wounded duck. The budget is obviously much smaller. Brake is typically solid as the new guy (solid enough that I have decided not to go with the “Poochie Firefly” joke I had planned) but you can’t help but notice that he’s not, like, crucial or anything. They just needed a third for their trio and Sid was tragically unavailable so they did the best they could. And the aesthetic is so much glossier and phonier than anything Zombie has ever done (Raimi-esque CGI arrows?), to the point where you’d figure the decade-or-so-younger guy on the Devil’s Rejects commentary track would just make fun of it. There’s always been some crossover between the Robert Rodriguez and Rob Zombie schools of filmmaking but this one could almost be a collaboration between the two Robs.

    So on the one hand, it almost feels like a betrayal. But then I realized that this is exactly the kind of sequel a 70s horror film might get in the late 80s, so perhaps the exciting siege ending, complete with faceless minions and even some Rambo-aping bow-and-arrow action, isn’t a sellout move but more in line with Texas Chainsaw 2 style gratuitousness-as-satire? I really don’t know what to make of it, other than it is both more juvenile and less adolescent than Zombie’s previous insistence on rubbing our noses in shit at every possible opportunity. Maybe he just lightened up?

    Whatever he was going for, I had a ball. Somehow these revolting degenerate mass murderers have become totally lovable. Baby’s romantic subplot (I can’t believe I’m even typing those words) was, like, adorable? We just saw her gut a screaming naked woman for no reason and yet she’s totally believable in her flirtation with the noble and understandably smitten one-eyed little person. Ms. Zombie gives the tour de force performance of the piece, wringing new shades of mega out of each scene, somehow even turning Bill Moseley into the straight man. The part where she fucks with Dee Wallace (excellent in an atypical role for her) is a minor masterpiece.

    I can’t decide if this is a step forward or backward for Zombie, but I can’t deny that it worked on me. I kind of want to watch it again already.

  2. When I watched it earlier this week I thought it was okay but the more time I spend away from it, the more I’m starting to think I did not like it. Between this and 31 and I really hope Zombie is able to get some of or one of his drama projects off the ground because I think we’ve seen about all he has to offer in the realm of hillbilly-sploitation. I’ve already given up hope that we’ll ever see the far superior arthouse Zombie of HALLOWEEN 2 and LORDS OF SALEM again.

    Billion and one times better than the awful 31 though.

  3. Then it’s not just me!

  4. See, I always wanted to see Zombie utilize more of the dramatic potential he showed in H2 and SALEM (which I think he did somewhat in this, although it’s not really a showcase for it) but I came away from this movie thinking the opposite. So help me, the film’s dynamic blend of action, comedy, shocks, and camaraderie made me wonder what might happen if Zombie used his obvious wealth of talent and imagination in so many different facets of the filmmaking process to make something more mainstream and approachable. I swear to God, this movie is slick and fun enough that I could see him doing a Marvel. I’m not saying I want that to happen (unless El Superbeasto gets absorbed into the MCU or something) but I think there’s evidence here that he could pull off a real crowdpleaser if he set his mind to it.

  5. I just want to say that I have always wanted to see Rob Zombie tasked with doing a hard R, Deadpool-like dark comedy, intergalactic biker/murderer movie version of Lobo for DC. And I had always thought Momoa should play Lobo in such an adaptation, but that ship sailed with Aquaman.

  6. Thanks to all of you for giving me reason to be excited! I usually enjoy Zombie, but….31. I could not abide 31, and that’s coming from a guy who’s seen Lords of Salem more than once.

  7. And 100% yes to Zombie/Lobo. I’m both thrilled and depressed that isn’t happening immediately. Bastich.

  8. I still have trouble being excited for it, although I enjoyed most of Zombie’s output more than most people do (or at least are willing to admit), even 31, although that is his weakest (Tied with his first HALLOWEEN). It just seems like a sad act of desperation. He pretty much rivals Guillermo del Toro and David Fincher in terms of “talking about his next movie than then never happens” and he mentioned some interesting stuff through the years (like “a remake of THE BLOB with the blob”, a biker movie named TYRANNOSAURUS REX and his Groucho Marx biopic. I seem to remember him even wanting to make a MUNSTERS movie.). Then he had to crowdfund 31, all while constantly saying he won’t do any more Firefly clan movies.

    Maybe he saw INCREDIBLES 2 and thought “Hey, if someone like Brad Bird can sell out like this, I definitely can too!” It sounds to me like his INCREDIBLES 2. Not bad, but a bit half-assed.

    Also thanks to James Gunn, Rob Zombie already is part of the MCU, so who knows?

  9. *”withOUT the Blob”

  10. DC was actively looking for takes on Lobo in 2015. I think the temperature has cooled though. Also, you can find concept art for THE BLOB that gives a sense of it. Sorta like season 3 of STRANGER THINGS. And the Tyranasauras Rex script is online. It’s huge… but not good.

  11. The Tutti Fuckin’ Frutti scene from REJECTS is one of my favorite scenes in a horror movie, so if this one has more of that kind of thing as it sounds like it does, then I’m excited.

  12. Years ago, I sent Rob a treatment for “Redneck Monster Hootenanny” and I’m still waiting to hear back. For whatever reason, I think it may be right up his alley…

  13. Vern I’ll be completely honest in saying I love 31. Doom Head is a great character. I don’t know. Honestly avoided it for a time because I’d heard bad things. For better or worse I love it.

  14. 3 From Hell? Just finished watching it. I liked it a lot. I have a feeling he’ll never surpass Devil’s Rejects. In my opinion it remains his best film.

  15. How great would it be if they made a Joker sequel that did for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest what the first one did for Taxi Driver/King of Comedy? And gave it to Rob Zombie to write and direct? He’d sure come up with a litany of weird characters and get a bunch of great performances from weird actors* and he could even cast Sheri Moon as Dr Harleen Quinzel. Plus, it might help get Zombie out if horror.

    * Clint Howard would be in his therapy group for sure!

  16. To those who enjoyed 31… I just saw it. What did you like? Obviously, Doomhead is an interesting character, but did it feel like it meant anything? Did the non-ending not bother you?

  17. I don’t think the non-ending bothered me as much as the non-beginning and non-middle.

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