Best Seller

Sometimes you’re not in the market for a topic to write about, but it falls right into your lap. Me, I’ve been dying to start writing about JCVD, but I keep coming up with other ideas that I get excited about. I have three different action stars fighting it out in my head to be my next book, so when I finally get the current one polished off and find some time to work I’m gonna have to make a decision and stick with it.

LAPD detective/best-selling true crime author Dennis Meechum (Brian Dennehy, FIRST BLOOD) doesn’t have as hard of a time deciding, because his subject keeps showing up in person and hassling him until he gets started. Back in ’72 he survived the infamous robbery of a police evidence depository (with the thieves wearing Nixon masks four years before POINT BREAK) and turned his experiences into the hit book Inside Job: Anatomy of a Robbery. This guy is a hard worker: he’s still a cop, and also keeps writing books, and also has raised his beloved daughter Holly (Allison Balson, Little House on the Prairie) alone since his wife died of cancer. But he’s burnt out and having trouble writing another one and some guy named Cleve (James Woods, VAMPIRES) has decided to come tell him what to write about.

In my opinion this is not a very professional way to pitch a book: he shows up while Meechum is tailing a suspect and starts talking to him. Kinda gets in the way but then shoots the guy for him. Later he claims that he worked as a hitman for the businessman David Madlock (Paul Shenar, SCARFACE, RAW DEAL) of the corporation Kappa International. He digs Meechum’s books and wants him to write one that exposes Madlock while also making Cleve seem sympathetic. It could stop some evil in the world, or save Cleve’s ass, or at least entertain people when they buy the hardcover at the airport bookstore.

This whole thing is weird. The way Cleve appears and disappears, and knows everything about Meechum down to the page number he’s stuck writing on made me assume at first that he was imaginary, that this is one of those stories where an artist’s creation comes to life and interacts with him, like COOL WORLD or MONKEYBONE or THE DARK HALF I suppose you could say. But Cleve is real, and he takes skeptical Meechum around to different people and places to try to corroborate his story. For example he gets an old lady to let them into her house at night by telling her he used to live there. He shows Meechum that he’s familiar with the inside, and shows him where he says he murdered the guy that the old lady confirmed owned it last. Meechum points out that this knowledge doesn’t prove anything, which is technically correct, but I mean… come on.

Meechum uses sick time to be able to take a trip and look into some of this. Good idea, I should do that. But I got a laugh out of the writing montage where he sits briefly at a typewriter and after two dissolves he has a manuscript (minus a “couple of chapters to go” since any hack can see the story is leading toward an exciting ending).

Note: There is never a rewriting montage.

There’s a bit of a battle going on between author and subject. One way Meechum exerts his authorial powers is insisting that they visit Cleve’s childhood home and meet his family. Cleve resists for a while before he gives in but then when they’re there we find out that he told them a week ago that he’d be coming on that specific day. He was in control the whole time.

But Cleve becomes more crazed as he starts to worry about the content of the book. He hasn’t seen it and obviously he’s a control freak so he loses his shit. There’s a disturbing scene where he attacks Meechum’s agent Roberta (Victoria Tennant, THE HANDMAID’S TALE), who got to read the manuscript, demanding to know “Is it an important book!?” He doesn’t want to be part of no fluff, I guess. It seems like he’s gonna rape her and then he slices up dresses from her closet while trying to shame her about whether or not she deserves her success. This hitman is a sicko, you guys. I don’t like him.

This is a very serious movie, but there’s one kinda funny part when a fleeing criminal pulls a gun on a cab driver, who refuses to drive him.

And I suppose there’s a tiny bit of the ol’ ’80s corporate satire built into the backstory, as Cleve basically argues that he was just trying to be a go-getter and impress his boss to move his way up the ladder, and got pushed into being a killer.

There’s also a weird scene where Meechum is confronted by Madlock’s lawyers at police headquarters. Actually one of them is not a lawyer, he’s an enforcer who Meechum catches with a gun and puts in a painful wristlock. Even before that he zeroes in on him for humiliation. He notices the guy has hairplugs and makes several gratuitous comments about it. Perhaps this is showing his writerly powers of observation, combined with a dark side brought out by Cleve. Or perhaps it’s a preview of the type of heroic bullying that will be heavily featured in director John Flynn’s later film OUT FOR JUSTICE.

About an hour in, the film confirms what most of us suspected early on, that (SPOILER) Cleve was one of the masked men that killed cops in that fateful depository robbery. Meechum still wants to finish the book before dealing with him – he admits that he both likes him and plans to arrest him. Which is a conflict of interest in my opinion. But also it’s a good dramatic conflict. You root for Meechum but also it’s fun to see them working together like buds.

At the end of course Meechum has his titleistical publication and it seems he must be a hell of a writer because somehow he made this a gigantic smash hit (28 weeks on the chart as of the end of the movie) despite having the boring ass title Retribution: The Fall of David Madlock and Kappa International and an artless cover that looks like a bottle of generic aspirin. I thought the whole hook of the book was supposed to be that it’s the confessions of a corporate murderer, and they chose not to mention that in the title or cover art. But it didn’t matter!

The BEST SELLER script was apparently written some years earlier as HARD COVER by Larry Cohen. It’s definitely recognizable as one of his tight, high concept thrillers, but I’ve read that it was heavily rewritten by director Flynn (THE OUTFIT, ROLLING THUNDER). This is not good enough to top his list, but it’s a decent little warm up for his next two films, LOCK UP and OUT FOR JUSTICE.

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20 Responses to “Best Seller”

  1. Would love to read your extended thoughts on JCVD! Are the other two Scott Adkins and Tony Jaa? Or Donnie Yen?

  2. Oh, I love this one. It was my introduction to Woods (swiftly followed up with COP) and he was just such a badass in this, equal parts smooth and creepy.

    And it’s always nice to see Dennehy, of course.

    Put me down for two copies of the Encyclaudepedia if it happens, BTW.

  3. Vern, maybe you will get lucky and JCVD will show up at your home and/or work place and show off some splits or kicks to inspire you.

    I haven’t seen this one but anything with James Woods playing an asshole or weirdo in it and I am in.

  4. I like how James Woods spends his days trolling people on Twitter.

  5. I’ve always liked BEST SELLER. Of course Woods steals the show, but Dennehy is a far better lead than his CV indcates. And, having just watched him in the second season of HAP & LEONARD, he’s just as menacing at 78 with obvious health problems that he was in FIRST BLOOD.

  6. 1) I love this era of James Woods creepy guy persona. Even when he’s the “hero”. I forgot how much I loved aforementioned Cop, and this one as well. I’m also a True Believer fan, although he’s not that scuzzy in it.

    2) EncyClaudepedia is a terrific name.

  7. 3) Is there an F/X 2: The Deadly Art Of Illusion review around the bend soon?

  8. I for one feel there should always be an F/X 2: THE DEADLY ART OF ILLUSION review around the bend. Fun movie I remember it being. Really like the first less-jokey one as well. Never got into the now-forgotten TV Series.

  9. Remember watching this years ago on cable. Almost the perfect Orion late 80’s b-picture.

    Brian Dennehy was really good in Malick’s last film, and has some intense moments with Christian Bale’s character in it.

  10. I had to stop myself before I fell down the rabbit hole of James Woods twitter feed. In my opinion, James Woods is insane. He retweeted Rob Schneider. I don’t have a problem with Republican actors but how come they are come across as batshit insane?

  11. I think considering him insane is far too kind. He makes Mel seem like a saint. I don’t know why despicable sociopathic assholes make such brilliant actors. Maybe it’s because they channel all thay fire burning inside them?

    But yeah I actually partly left Twitter because there were way too many James Woods’ types in the more public discussions no matter what the topic (seriously science, music or film it always devolved into petty political and religious arguments) I had no time for that kind of mess anymore.

  12. On both sides of the spectrum btw. Far left or far right. Both equally annoying. I’m too balanced and centered for that type of circus. Twitter could be sinister as fuck.

  13. Imagine me posting the clip from LOST IN SPACE here where Gary Oldman says ‘Evil knows evil’*

    *I don’t actually believe that about Republicans and I’m fairly middle of the road politically and then both sides can get a bit hostile one another but the joke was too easy to ignore…

  14. I’m on twitter a lot because I decided I was no longer going to say anything political on Facebook. I get my frustrations out that way. I think a lot of people are like that.

    On the bright side of Twitter, I get excited every time The Foywonder tweets Vern. That’s always a highlight of my social media day.

  15. I reopened my Twitter but like before I do not tweet, I just use the Mac and Windows app to keep up with the news during the day.

  16. I just came to the conclusion that social media isn’t for me. I’ve been trying since the heyday of AOL and Yahoo! chat and it’s just too impersonal most of the time and brings out the worst in people.

    When friends or family go “but you need facebook so that we can stay in touch” I answer back with: “you have my phone number.”.

  17. Here, here.

  18. Twitter isn’t as fun as it used to be but I still contribute and keep atop of stuff as much as I can. I’ve been practically on stealth-mode on Facebook as far as posting stuff. I definitely don’t post anything political, more likely to use the angry emoji at all-things Trump.

    I think it was Matt Zoller Seitz who said on Twitter one day he was disappointed in seeing Kevin Costner on Fox News, even a little surprised. In comparison, what happened to James Woods is completely bewildering. Especially considering some of the movies he was in, like SALVADOR and TRUE BELIEVER, just to name a few.

  19. Nah, social media is cool, if you follow the right people, ignore certain hashtags and also, like Ice-T tweeted a few days ago, “You don’t have to attend every argument that you are invited to”. But yeah, in the current climate it’s hard to see even the funniest guy constantly tweet super depressing political news. (I don’t follow insane right wingers, though. I even unfollowed one of my favourite musicians, “just” because he tweeted “At least Hilary didn’t win” after the election.)

  20. I exclusively follow Vern and news sites on Twitter. I’ve dropped a bunch of news sites when it became apparent all they wanted to do was bitch about Trump every post. To my fellow Americans, this may shock you but there are actually other things happening in the world that have nothing to do with Trump and actually every time that man opens his mouth or tweets something it isn’t news. You wouldn’t know this if you only followed American news sites come to find out.

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