I'm not trying to be a hero! I'M FIGHTING THE DRAGON!!

Blackbelt

a.k.a. KICKBOXER COP

In my experience, a good Don “The Dragon” Wilson vehicle is one where he goes routinely through standard action formulas, provides his kicking expertise and likable personality, and the filmatists throw on just enough flair to make it stand out from the pack a little. In this one that flair comes in the form of the weirdo villain played by Matthias Hues, the 6′ 5″ German-born martial artist best known as the evil alien in Craig Baxley’s I COME IN PEACE.

Hues plays John Sweet, who when we first see him is about to have a romantic encounter with a woman (Mia Ruiz, WILD AT HEART) in a hotel. He seems like he’s leaving to get a bottle of champagne or something, and she hums to herself and strips while she waits. But he knocks on the door of a nearby room where some criminals are meeting, and he kills them all with his bare hands.

Then he goes back to the room like nothing happened. I thought he was a rival gangster or vigilante but then he murders this poor woman (who turns out to be a prostitute, despite her enthusiasm) and cuts off her ring finger.

We meet our hero Jack Dillon (Don “The Dragon” Wilson) as the opposite of a guy killing a prostitute: he’s a guy beating up a pimp. “The broken nose is for the girl. The vasectomy’s free.” And he brings one of the pimp’s stable back to her mother. Dillon is not for-hire, though. He refuses payment because “I don’t charge to take out the garbage.” Or, I assume, to unload the dishwasher.

But now Sweet is turning his “affections” to another woman: Shanna (Deirdre Imershein, SCANNER COP), singer of Shanna and the Bad Girls, who are performing their #1 hit “My Love” at Eddie Deangelo’s Wall-Berlin club. She’s really on the rise right now. Here she is on the cover of Spin— er, I mean Rock magazine:

(That’s kind of impressive that the filmatists put Pearl Jam on there too, because they didn’t become huge until a little bit after the movie was made. Their second single “Evenflow” came out only a month before BLACKBELT did.)

Anyway, Sweet is a stalker who sneaks in and leaves the finger of the woman he murdered in the green room for Shanna.

The beauty in the movie is the weirdness of this John Sweet character. He has the action movie backstory: he was in Vietnam, so he likes putting playing cards on dead bodies and cutting off fingers. “He joined Special Forces when he was 18. Martial arts expert. Then he disappeared for ten years. He resurfaced recently in Angola,” where he was a mercenary.

But at the same time he has the slasher movie backstory. As he looks at Shanna onstage he sees flashes of another woman singing: his mother (Kimberly Lord, apprentice editor, EVE OF DESTRUCTION). Dillon’s old partner from when he was a cop, Sturges (Alan Blumenfeld, THE RING, K-9), says that Sweet’s mother was raped when he was 12 and that he killed the rapist, but flashbacks tell the story differently.

The moment I knew this movie was special was when Sweet kneeled down in front of a bunch of candles and a joint shrine to his mother and Shanna, listening to Shanna’s record. He takes his shirt off, hangs a severed finger on a necklace around his neck and says “When I heard the song I knew it was you, Mother.” Then he practices punching while remembering watching his mother’s lounge act and the time she called him “my little husband.”

You get what it’s implying here? This guy is literally a motherfucker! Then he walked in on Mom having sex with a guy (telling him “I love you”) and that’s when he went crazy.

So it’s very much in the tradition of SLEEPAWAY CAMP, PIECES and other walking-in-on-a-sex-act-messed-him-up slasher movies. But slipped into the template of a martial arts movie.

Like a slasher he has the ability to be everywhere and to show up out of nowhere. Even when mobsters are trying to commit a murder to blame on him, he’s snooping around in the shadows.

Jack gets involved when Sturges  recommends him to Shanna and her best friend/roommate Barbara (one-timer Barbara A. Graham). They want someone to protect her who’s not a cop, because she hates cops.

“What do you have against cops?”

“My father was a cop.”

“So was mine.”

“Your father rape you?”

So Shanna has had a troubled life, and she and Jack throw alot of attitude at each other, but she soon reveals herself to be a sweetheart. She’s also kinda broken: she’s a little too forgiving of her gangster record label boss Eddie Deangelo (Richard Beymer, WEST SIDE STORY, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!) and her abusive manager/ex-boyfriend Bobby Machado (Jack Forcinito, SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT) and she tries to use sex to control Jack. He doesn’t take the bait and just sits in his car punching his steering wheel.

Shanna and Barbara end up hiding out at Jack’s place, which is of course a large garage with a punching bag and a wall decorated with hanging flags, some nunchakas and some sais.

By the way, this is the type of movie that lists championship titles after the names of the actors. I always like that.

And I mean they just keep coming. That second one there is a couple screens in. But besides the protagonist and antagonist there’s not alot of focus on any of the fighters. I guess every random dude he fights throughout the movie must be a champion of something.

It’s mostly routine stuff for a movie of this type, but enjoyably so. There’s a beat-up-guys-in-a-bar-to-get-information scene. He kicks a guy through a window. He punches his fist through a wall. Their car flips and gets shot at until it explodes. There’s a shootout in a warehouse maze of boxes. There are a bunch of funny lines. Eventually he has to fight his way out of like 30 guys who attack him using all the weapons in his dojo. When he gets to Sweet he offends his crazed mind by ripping off his severed finger necklace. Good move. If you’re wondering, yes, this is a two-guys-in-jeans-but-no-shirts-martial-arts-duel climax. Sweet grabs Dillon’s katana and Dillon fights it off using the sheath. Good symbolism there about using violence for self defense.

The credited director is Charles Philip Moore (ANGEL OF DESTRUCTION), and IMDb lists Rick Jacobson (FULL CONTACT, BLOODFIST VI and VIII, four episodes of Ash vs. Evil Dead) as “second director.” The screenplay is credited to Moore with story by David S. Green & Neva Friedenn (the original THE TOOLBOX MURDERS) & Paul Maslak (BLOODFIST IV-V). It’s executive produced by Roger Corman and produced by Cirio Santiago, so it’s a b-movie power team. Together this strange group came up with just the right mix of formulaic and crazy.

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.

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8 Responses to “Blackbelt”

  1. This sounds pretty brilliant. Like HERO AND THE TERROR but done right. Glad to hear at least one movie gave Hughes something more to chew on. Always liked that guy.

  2. *Hues

    I’m simultaneously convincing someone to watch FROM HELL via text and the spell checker fucked up my previous post.

  3. Oh and is it crazy that I alwats championed Roger Corman for introducing my young mind to the concept of Don “The Dragon” Wilson movies than for Jack Nicholson?

  4. It is also crazy that Corman introduced me to Edgar Allen Poe. So Corman has worked both the high arts and the low.

  5. Glad you liked this one, Vern. It’s got a ton of great dialogue and some decent fights. If you haven’t seen Wilson’s Red Sun Rising, I humbly suggest checking it out. It’s just as nutty.

  6. Was it BLOODFIST that started the trend of listing martial arts championship titles along with the actor credits? I know it continues throughout the BLOODFIST series and it’s in other Don Wilson films like this one. I really like it; it tells you right up front where the priorities of the film lie. Harkens back to an era when we expected our action stars to have some sort of formal training in ass-kicking.

  7. I’ve never watched thus, but it sounds like ANGEL OF DESTRUCTION was a scene-by-scene remake.

  8. I’m tempted to watch this, but I’m worried about the sexual violence quotient. How much of the rape element is on-screen vs inferred? Is it even given real weight, or is it always supposed to be “funny”?

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