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That sick Vern takes in ED GEIN
Thursday, June 14th, 2001Tags: biography, Chuck Parello, Steve Railsback
Posted in AICN, Crime, Drama, Reviews | No Comments »
Blue Collar
Monday, January 1st, 2001Tags: Ed Begley Jr., Harvey Keitel, Paul Schrader, Richard Pryor, Yaphet Kotto
Posted in Crime, Drama, Reviews | 2 Comments »
Burn the Witch (Blair Witch Part II)
Monday, October 23rd, 2000Tags: another fucking found footage movie
Posted in Horror, Mystery, Reviews, Thriller, Vern Tells It Like It Is | 7 Comments »
Vern vs. the critical establishment
Monday, February 21st, 2000Posted in Vern Tells It Like It Is | No Comments »
Titus
Friday, February 11th, 2000Tags: Anthony Hopkins, Jessica Lange, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Julie Taymor, Shakespeare
Posted in Drama, Reviews | 39 Comments »
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- so-and-so on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “@SomeČ™ you couldn’t have saved that material for the blues brothers 2000 retrospective arriving in two years? that’s a film…” Sep 21, 16:48
- SomeČ™ on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “Landis killed Vic Morrow, Myca Le and Renee Chen, he told jokes about them (“And the shredded kids will always…” Sep 21, 16:04
- LanguidSpaceguy on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “This was the favourite film of a good friend of mine on Twitter, way (way, way) back when it was…” Sep 21, 15:26
- Mr. Majestyk on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “Alright, I’m sold. I’m watching this tonight.” Sep 21, 12:52
- grimgrinningchris on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “I’ve never seen this, nor have I ever had any desire to. You’ve just changed that, Vern. Your feelings on…” Sep 21, 12:40
- Tim Bobo on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “You convinced me to give it a watch. It barely even got released on my area at the time. Or…” Sep 21, 11:47
- CJ Holden on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “Regarding German TV airings: Things seem to be a bit confusing over here because of the title. Apparently it came…” Sep 21, 11:06
- jojo on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “This one is a good time and almost everyone else in the world believing it was the worst ever (how…” Sep 21, 10:31
- dreadguacamole on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “Thanks for another great retrospective, Vern! Great fun to read as always, and more interesting to me than usual, since…” Sep 21, 10:21
- geoffreyjar on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “This one is a good time and almost everyone else in the world believing it was the worst ever (how…” Sep 21, 09:33
- CJ Holden on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “I so wanna watch this movie, but it’s one of those extremely obscure ones over here. Only came out on…” Sep 21, 09:28
- Jacob deNobel on The Stupids (and the conclusion of 1996 – Slam Evil Summer!): “I have to admit I think of the line “We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these little packets”…” Sep 21, 08:32
- Mr. Subtlety on Society: “Needs to be said that “Faust” looks like a gritty Todd MacFarlane reimagining of The ‘Noid. See for yourself! https://imgur.com/gallery/why-you-should-avoid-noid-0yel2vD” Sep 21, 08:08
- Dreadguacamole on The Trigger Effect: “I don’t think I’ve seen this one, but people not acting like human beings is to me a Koepp trademark…” Sep 21, 03:59
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