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Derby

Tuesday, January 1st, 2002

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Vern’s America

Saturday, December 22nd, 2001

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That sick Vern takes in ED GEIN

Thursday, June 14th, 2001

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Blue Collar

Monday, January 1st, 2001

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Burn the Witch (Blair Witch Part II)

Monday, October 23rd, 2000

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Vern vs. the critical establishment

Monday, February 21st, 2000

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Titus

Friday, February 11th, 2000

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