“I’m Paul Barlow, and this is my daughter Jo.”

“Malone.”

“You got a first name?”

“Yeah.”

Henry Fool

June 19,1998

Here’s another last minute addition to the ’98 series in acknowledgment of the summer’s abundance of significant indie movies. I suddenly realized that HENRY FOOL being a Cannes-Film-Festival-best-screenplay-award-winning film from lauded (once lauded?) auteur Hal Hartley meant it fit right in with the other stuff I was writing about, and shouldn’t be skipped. All I really know about Hartley is my vague memories of liking THE UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH, TRUST and SIMPLE MEN when I saw them almost 30 years ago. I never saw this one until now, but I’ve read that it is his biggest box office success.

That’s surprising. HENRY FOOL is a very dry, often ponderous two hour seventeen minute sort-of-comedy that takes its sweet time getting to what it seems to be about before abruptly switching to something else for the last part. It’s raw, seems to be intentionally lacking in style or energy, at times slightly amateurish, even feeling in moments like a parody of indie movie pretension. Its two leads are an obnoxious prick with a sort of reverse charisma and a passive, inscrutable peon who barely talks, except to occasionally parrot some dumb bullshit that the other guy said that he should know better than to believe.

I kind of liked it though.

Despite the title, it’s the story of Simon Grim (James Urbaniak, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE), a garbage man who lives with his mom (Maria Porter, whose only other credit is in HARD ROCK ZOMBIES) and his sister Fay (Parker Posey, BLADE: TRINITY) and doesn’t seem to do much except sometimes sit in an alley drinking Budweiser. Henry Fool (Thomas Jay Ryan, TEKNOLUST) is a guy who moves into their basement apartment who always smokes and also drinks Budweiser and talks in a fake smart guy voice that’s a little bit challenging to put up with for a whole movie and makes a big fuckin show of stacking up his notebooks where he claims to be writing “my confession,” a powerful and brilliant “philosophy, a poetics, a politics if you will, a literature of protest” that’s gonna “blow a hole this wide straight through the world’s own idea of itself” that he won’t let anyone read because he’s not done yet and also I don’t think you see him working on it either but just trust him, he says it’s amazing.

Simon follows this jackass around, soaking in his self-mythologizing and taking his advice to try to express himself in a notebook. Simon writes a poem that we never hear a word of, but many characters will describe it and react to it. It makes a mute girl (Miho Nikaido, TOKYO DECADENCE) sing, turns the local teens into poetry fans, gets called pornographic and stirs up controversy with the school board, local scolds, politicians and the Pope, who lumps together “rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry.”

I’m not sure if we’re supposed to believe his poem is any good or not. On one hand, it gets those extreme reactions. On the other hand, a bigshot publisher (Chuck Montgomery, Courage the Cowardly Dog) reads it, thinks it sucks and rejects it despite being desperate for “marginalized poets.” Later attention changes his mind about publishing it, but he doesn’t turn into a phony kiss ass – he now thinks he can sell it, but won’t pretend he thinks it’s good.

Their lives are simple. They spend much of their free time hanging out at Mr. Deng (James Saito, Shredder from the original TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES movie)’s deli, even though there’s not much room there and it kind of seems more like a 7-11 than, like, a coffee shop or something. Sometimes Simon gets threatened and harassed by Warren (Kevin Corrigan, who we’ll also be seeing in BUFFALO ’66) because Simon watched him having sex in the alley. Warren has a whole character arc where he tries to change his life by trading his leather Fonzie jacket for a tie and working on the congressional campaign of Owen Feer (Don Creech, who played Stryker in X-MEN: FIRST CLASS). He talks up his candidate in very positive terms, but then yells “Immigrant!” at Mr. Deng, so you get an idea where he’s coming from. It’s unusual to see a right winger character dream about making the world a better place and then being disillusioned when it doesn’t work out the way he wants it to.

I like the way the movie riffs on the delusions of wannabe Important Writers and discoverers of Important Writing. The people at the publishing house recognize the promotional value of Simon being a simple garbage man, and Henry talks like that makes him legit, yet Henry is embarrassed of his own past as a lowly janitor.

Though I think this is so dry and lacking in punchlines that alot of people could watch it and not notice any comedy, it’s important to note that there’s a scene where Simon projectile pukes onto a butt, and another one where we hear Henry take a loud liquidy shit for like 2 minutes, during which a misunderstanding leads to him getting married. Take that, Farrelly Brothers.

This is a title character who is swinging for the fences in the competition for most insufferable indie movie douchebag of the summer. He’s as arrogant and full of shit as anyone in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, but straight out declares himself a genius and, unlike any of them, is guilty of (SPOILER FOR WHAT HE TURNS OUT TO HAVE BEEN IN PRISON FOR) having sex with a 13 year old girl, which he only regrets because he says it was “a pathetic little conspiracy, a transparently desperate attempt to discredit me and my ideas.” If he had to go door to door disclosing his sex offender status like Jesus Quintana he’d probly stay at each house for 45+ minutes talking up his profound genius.

Obviously he’s not supposed to be a great person. He’s supposed to be, you know… a fool. You’re invited to think he’s a liar and laugh at his pseudo-profundities like (reading a porno magazine), “I learn so much from these magazines, Mr. Deng. And I refuse to discriminate between modes of knowing.” And there’s a scene where he aggressively grabs Fay, almost Trump style, and it would be sexual assault except she’s turned on by it and goes into the bedroom. He starts to follow and then turns back and makes sexy faces at her mom. When Fay comes back out to see why he’s not there yet he’s fuckin her mom on the couch. And he acts all surprised, as if she came home early and caught him. I didn’t want you to find out like this. And then he tells Simon that he just fucked his mom and that his sister is jealous. And when Simon doesn’t want to talk about, he says “Bad move, Simon. A poet’s gotta be able to contemplate anything.”

So this guy really, really sucks. But I can’t help wondering if he’s supposed to be a little more cool than I think he is. There’s supposed to be at least a little bit of an intellectual literary bad boy aura to him, isn’t there? In the end Hartley must mean for him to have some redemption in being presented with the same situation that got him in trouble before and this time going to confront the girl’s stepdad about abusing her. (At least that’s how I interpreted what he was doing. There’s some room to read his intentions different ways.) It really feels like we’re supposed to be rooting for him to get away at the end. If so, the movie has greatly overestimated the character’s charms, in my opinion. But I’m really not sure.

HENRY FOOL is Hartley’s seventh feature, and it came out ten years after his first one, THE UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH. Just by watching it I don’t think I’d guess it came from a director with that much experience. He’s had eight more films since then, including two HENRY FOOL sequels: FAY GRIM (2006) and NED RIFLE (2014), which is his most recent film. He doesn’t really seem like the type, but he’s been working in TV since then (if Amazon counts as TV), directing eight episodes of a show called Red Oaks.

This was the first film for both of the leads. Ryan has gone on to be in THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND and some other things. Urbaniak has done a ton of stuff, but is best known as the voice of Dr. Venture on the long-running cartoon The Venture Bros. It’s also the first film for Liam Aiken, who plays Henry and Fay’s son Ned in the last part. He went on to be the kid in STEPMOM, ROAD TO PERDITION and LEMONY SNICKET’S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. He was also in this obscure neo-noir I liked called THE FRONTIER. Posey was the marquee name here, not only being the ’90s Queen of Indies because of DAZED AND CONFUSED, PARTY GIRL, THE HOUSE OF YES, THE DAYTRIPPERS, etc., but she’d also recently been in WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, starting her residency as a Christopher Guest player.

When I say this is Hal Hartley’s biggest hit, I’m still talking about it made $1.338 million total. At its widest release it was only on 51 screens. These days can a movie be that small and still cause a big fuss? I’m not sure, but there were a bunch of ’em like that back then.

Summer of ’98 connections: Henry would likely fit in among the pretentious upper class New York intellectuals of THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO and MR. JEALOUSY, though his background is different. We’ll soon discuss BUFFALO ’66, where Vincent Gallo plays a guy just out of prison who in one scene has to piss really bad – here we have a guy just out of prison who in one scene has to shit really bad. Simon becomes a “Voice of His Generation” acclaimed writer like Chris Eigeman in MR. JEALOUSY. And being about a crazed act of writing also connects it to FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.

1998 shit: The internet is talked about as a new thing people are learning about, there is a fatass laptop. Some guys at the publishing company talk about the end of print, a future where computers replace TVs as “a direct connection to all forms of media.” They’re not that far off, except maybe when they say “We’ll become more informed, more literate, increasingly productive…”

Outside of that discussion there’s not much of an attempt to be current. To me it doesn’t really look or feel like a late ’90s film. I’d guess earlier. There is no bullet time, no discussion of old movies or The X-Files, no trip hop or pop-punk-ska. There’s no music at all outside of the very simple score by Hartley himself. For an indie movie in 1998 to have this little pop culture in it is rebellious.

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.

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9 Responses to “Henry Fool”

  1. Aww, a Hal Hartley review! I feel like this one is just for me. Thanks, Vern! The funny thing is, tho-I’ve never watched the ‘Henry Fool Trilogy’. I guess I’m afraid I’m going to find the character as insufferable as you did and it’ll break Hartley’s charm for me. Well, if you can give it a try I guess I’ll have to do the same. Thank the gods we still have video stores in Austin.

  2. I have seen all three Henry Fool movies, but I don’t think I’ve seen anythign else by Hartley. The second one was the only one I really liked, and I think mostly for Jeff Goldblum.

  3. One Guy From Andromeda

    July 12th, 2018 at 12:32 am

    I loved all Hal Hartley movies I have seen, but haven’t watched Henry fool yet. He has this special kind of ‘bullshit movie’ humor that really only works with a generation x deadpan, like when Martin Donovan is shown in his job as an electronics genius in the opening of trust and he’s just the same Martin Donovan character as in all Hal Hartley movies (black suit, chainsmoker) but with a white lab coat on top. Gonna check this one out.
    On an indie movies bout fuck ups note: have you ever seen barfly vern? It’s mickey Rourke doing Charles Bukowski directed by Barbet Schroeder, I think you may like it…

  4. I saw Fay Grim for work and thought it had a cool tone, yet never went back tonsee the original and then never saw Ned Rifle. I’d blame it more on being busy than losing interest yet I never went back.

  5. Fay Grim was fucking terrible. But weirdly, I thought Ned Rifle was kind of great.

  6. “the long-running cartoon The Venture Bros”

    “the long-running cartoon”

    “long-running”

    *thinks of the breaks between the seasons and cries*

  7. Double weirdly. Ned Rifle made me want to re-watch Henry Fool, which I thought was made better by the addition of Ned Rifle. While I thought Fay Grim made HF worse…

    Basically, you can skip Fay Grim. All major events can be figured out within the first ten minutes of Ned Rifle. And like I said, not only is it really bad in it’s own right, it serves to tarnish HF. I really don’t know what Hartley was thinking with that one. And this is coming from a guy who liked his alcoholic monster movie.

  8. Venture Bros comes back next month! I’m irrationally excited. At least it’s “still running,” though it’s got season breaks bigger than the lapses between Hulk reboots.

    Also, since I haven’t seen any of these Hartley movies, I will second the notion that Barfly is oddly endearing. “I hate cops. Don’t you hate cops?” “No. But I seem to prefer it when they are not around.”

  9. *”…seem to feel better when they’re not around.”

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