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Lipstick and Dynamite

Well I should get this out of the way upfront, there is no actual dynamite in this movie, or explosions of any literal kind. What this is is another wrestling documentary. It is not nearly as good as BEYOND THE MAT or my favorite, HITMAN HART: WRESTLING WITH SHADOWS, because it’s done mostly in that tv special kind of way with talking head interviews and Ken Burns style photo montages. (There is not all that much footage of the era they focus on.) But it’s a different and interesting angle on the wrestling topic. This one is all about lady wrestlers, told through interviews with a group of elderly women that used to do the deed back in the golden age.

Most of these women looked like b movie stars when they were young, but they were tough ladies with names like Gladys “Killem” Gillem, and as we know from the other wrestling documentaries, even if it’s fake, it’s a dangerous sport/artform/opera that destroys the body of pretty much anybody who does it long enough to be successful.

Lipstick & Dynamite, Piss & Vinegar: The First Ladies of WrestlingThese are real interesting characters and they tell real interesting stories about the old days. They would have one guy in charge who sounds almost like their pimp, who would try to screw them both figuratively and the other figuratively. They talk about the days when it was actually illegal for women to wrestle and what it was like to go out there and do it anyway. Raging against the machine. And there’s a tragic story about a young girl who actually died during a match. Her opponent is still around to be interviewed in the movie and even though it wasn’t her fault, she seems to still feel guilty about it.

One thing they’re frustratingly vague about is the actual workings of a match. They talk about not being able to beat the head of the league’s girlfriend because they would get in trouble – so are they pretending the matches were real? Or were they fake but the outcome was improvised? I mean wouldn’t they already know they were gonna lose the match? It’s not really clear.

I know the name of exactly one female wrestler, that’s Fabulous Moolah, and she’s one of the main focuses of this one. Apparently she took it farther than anybody else, becoming a real business woman about it, and to this day she makes occasional highly paid cameos in the WWE wrestling events. You know, for the moolah. The other wrestlers talk alot about her property she owns and how she plans to make a retirement home for lady wrestlers, but they definitely don’t admire her. At least one of the wrestlers, a feisty old grandma who tells stories about getting her eyes torn out, seems to hate Moolah.

Moolah has alot of proteges, and she lives with a former midget wrestler. This is a middle aged woman but Moolah acts like it’s her little daughter. It’s not really clear but it seems like there’s some kind of bitterness going on there that Moolah hasn’t caught on to. I got a hunch that could be a whole spinoff movie right there.

To me the payoff in the movie is at the end when all the interview subjects go to a lady wrestlers reunion. So you get to see them all interacting instead of just talking to the camera. And they don’t all like each other.

I almost never think this about a documentary, but with this one I kept thinking this would make a real good non-documentary. A period epic about the time period they’re talking about. It’s usually a bad idea to re-enact a documentary with actors, but here would be a way to see these great stories and this world they’re talking about playing out around you like you’re really there, instead of hearing it told as a story decades later.

It’s a good movie though, and I think anybody would enjoy having a mom or grandma that can tell you stories like that. But since we don’t, we have LIPSTICK AND DYNAMITE (original title: LIPSTICK AND DYNAMITE, PISS AND VINEGAR: THE FIRST LADIES OF WRESTLING).

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.

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