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Fender Bender

tn_fenderbenderFENDER BENDER is a new slasher movie that I believe is the first original production by the great releasers-of-horror-classics-on-blu-ray Shout! Factory. The high concept is that there’s a killer who intentionally gets in small car collisions, exchanges contact information, and then comes after the person.

Hillary (Makenzie Vega, the little girl who Mystique turns into on the prison truck in X-MEN THE LAST STAND!) is a responsible teenager in New Mexico, an aspiring ballet dancer, under way too much pressure from her strict parents. Shortly after getting her driver’s license this shades-wearing cool guy (Bill Sage, AMERICAN PSYCHO) rear ends her, and her dad (Steven Michael Quezada, THE CONDEMNED 2) blames it on her and won’t let her go with them on a long-planned vacation to see a show in Vegas.

We know that this guy is a serial killer, but we watch helplessly as she writes down all her information, just as she was taught in driver’s ed. Then of course while she’s home alone she starts getting text messages from this guy, going from “this is uncomfortable but I guess he’s just trying to be polite” to “this is totally inappropriate.” Can she trust the apology cake she finds on her doorstep that might come from the guy in the accident, or from her dumb jock boyfriend Andy (Harrison Sim) who she just caught cheating and dumped?

I mean, of course not. We know that. But there’s no reason for her to. She doesn’t know she’s in a horror movie.

Through well executed thriller sequences it mines the sort of faceless-person-talking-to-you-while-you’re-alone fears of WHEN A STRANGER CALLS and SCREAM. The creepiness of a big empty house, the worry that you heard something upstairs, that someone’s in the other room, that you didn’t leave that window open. And then what about when she discovers that someone erased the accident photos from her phone and took a picture of her while she was in the shower? That seems like a reasonable thing to freak out about.

mp_fenderbenderShe doesn’t spend the whole movie by herself. Her two best friends Rachel (Dre Davis, Pretty Little Liars) and Erik (Kelsey Leos Montoya, THE GUEST) come over to support her after the breakup and bad day. She’s not sure whether some of the weirdness can be attributed to her friends messing with her or to Andy, who shows up drunk thinking he can get with her. We know it’s the fucking driver, toying with and stalking her. And I guess she figures that out when she finally sees him at her house wearing what looks like a WWII gas mask crossed with S&M gear that then ends up looking like a bunny rabbit. But really he’s more like a cat because this is a cat and mouse game with a couple different mice running around the house.

One odd aspect of the movie I didn’t really get: she has a really close relationship with a car insurance representative who she talks to on the phone a few times. I don’t think they said they were old family friends or anything, they just act like that. The woman calls her “honey,” is excited to hear from her and knows all about her family and life goals and I guess this shows why she goes beyond the call of duty in figuring something out and calling to warn about it. This is not really a mistake, it just needs to be said that this company offers some very good customer service. Kudos to them.

In some ways FENDER BENDER is a throwback. Surprise surprise, it has an analog synth score, this one credited to someone called Nightrunner. Some of it is very effective, though honestly I think some of it is a throwback to the crappy type of keyboard score that shows its limitations by badly imitates an orchestra instead of taking advantage of the instrument’s unique electronic qualities. But it actually reminds me more of movies from the post-SCREAM era, with pretty young middle class people be stalked by theatrically masked slashers. It has some gore and what not but it’s more focused on tension and character than kills. I think Vega’s performance is a little stiffer than you’d get in those slick studio movies, but she’s a likable character that you have to be invested in to enjoy the movie.

But it still manages to be modern. Contemporary phone technology is important for setting up the scares. The heroine is Mexican-American and one of her best friends is gay, but it doesn’t feel the need to comment on either of these things or treat them as unusual. And I think in that subconscious way of so many horror movies it deals with fears that we didn’t have as much in the previous slasher eras.

So many of the classics have an element of guilt in them. The TEXAS CHAIN SAW kids were obnoxious townies sticking their noses where they didn’t belong. Jason infamously kills counselors who have sex or smoke pot. There’s definitely judgment involved, at least a subliminal sense that some of them are supposed to deserve it for their sins. Freddy, of course, was going after the kids of the parents who burned him alive. In the ’90s we had I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, where they really did kinda deserve it, because they ran over a guy and then covered it up. In SCREAM Sydney didn’t do anything, but Billy, in his misogyny, blamed her mom for an affair with his dad, and tried to shame Sydney for being her daughter. In JOY RIDE they brought the stalking on themselves with the humiliating prank they played on the wrong guy over the CB.

FENDER BENDER speaks to the times it was made because this crime is completely random. It’s literally an accident. But not figuratively, because he must’ve bumped her on purpose. She really did nothing, and she has a very strict father who’s way too hard on her, blames her for all kinds of shit. This relates to our fear of terrorist attacks or mass shooters, things that come out of nowhere when you happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. There’s no self righteous morality involved, no you-shouldn’t-have-been-partying. So there’s less feeling bad about yourself, but more complete helplessness.

This is the return of writer-director Mark Pavia, who did the Stephen King adaptation THE NIGHT FLIER that I saw recently and enjoyed. I highly recommend this episode of the Shockwaves podcast where he tells the story of why it took him almost 20 years to get a second movie made.

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unless you’re up for the SPOILER ENDING DISCUSSION FROM THIS POINT ON: As I’ve explained before, I have pretty conservative instincts about the slasher formula. I think that the cliche of one woman getting away at the end is a crucial part of the ritual. There are a couple movies (I won’t name them so as not to spoil them) that break the formula and leave me thinking that’s my only misgiving about them being modern classics of the genre. We usually need that feeling of victory for the grueling experience to feel worthwhile.

FENDER BENDER breaks the formula in a pretty fucked up way. But I think it works. At first it feels like a pretty big gut punch, as I’m sure it’s intended to. But the final scene showing the driver hanging out in the house enjoying his horrible success before moving on to his next victim is weird and gross enough to be really effective even as it frustrates me. Fuck you, The Driver. You’re gonna get yours eventually.

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.
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7 Responses to “Fender Bender”

  1. Crushinator Jones

    October 12th, 2016 at 11:37 am

    SPOILERZ SPOILERS SPOILERZ SPOILERS SPOILERZ SPOILERS SPOILERZ SPOILERS SPOILERZ SPOILERS SPOILERZ SPOILERS

    I’m glad I read the spoiler and know to avoid this. Can’t stand pointless nihilism like that.

  2. Vern, I have another slasher movie recommendation. Obviously you should really check out Intruder. It is set in a supermarket, it has Sam Raimi, it has Scott Speigel of From Dusk Til Dawn 2 fame directing it, super gore, funny jokes, weird camera angles. Just see it.

    the OTHER one I’m recommending that I had just recently seen called Girl House. It’s about a pyscho killing off girls at Big Brother type house. The main bad guy is one of the scariest and most vicious ones I’ve ever seen. Unlike any I’ve seen before. The deaths are really brutal and often extremely uncomfortable but it’s a keeper. ALso, it’s not any type of “love letter” just guys trying to make a scary slasher film.

    Vern, I got your back buddy

  3. By the way, did you mention INTRUDER?

  4. Damn, I wonder why nobody made a horror movie about the dangers of post-car accident adress exchange before.

  5. Vern, have you seen Night Fare, the French horror film from last year? It’s about two guys who skip paying their taxi driver, so the driver goes after them killing everyone getting between him and his fare. This review kind of reminded me of Night Fare. It’s pretty good, but it ends in a truly ridiculous twist. The twist is so stupid I have to imagine it’s done intentionally as a joke. Some people might be annoyed by the ending, but it made me laugh and not in a bad way.

    Night Fare (2015) - Official International Trailer [HD]

    http://www.darkdackel.de/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3889166/ http://filmblog-werbefrei.blogspot.com/

  6. Re Night Fare

    I don’t know, I thought the twist was really cool, and I loved the little animated manga film that accompanied it. I can see it’s kind of stupid, but I really enjoyed it, and I thought it pushed the film up from a bog standard thriller to something much more interesting and memorable. It was much more interesting than the other route they would have been forced down, i.e. having a boring cat and mouse fight/chase in the abandoned warehouse with the baddie Taxi Driver.

    I’d definitely say that people should seek this out and give it a try.

    Unfortunately the only Blu Ray available for this right now seems to be the French one that doesn’t have any English subs.

  7. I dug this one. It’s a true rarity in this day and age: a completely unpretentious slasher movie. It’s neither trying to be smarter than it needs to be nor pretending to be dumber than it is. It just presents the slasher shit straight up and tries to endear itself to you with the quality execution of well-worn elements, not the fleeting novelty of attempting (and usually failing) to subvert those elements. It’s not exactly moving the genre forward, but it’s not going backwards either, so I’m calling it a win.

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