"CATCH YOU FUCKERS AT A BAD TIME?"

“Real” Heroes

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    • pegsman on Happy Sweet Potato Day: “Maybe this isn’t the time, but can anyone tell us ignorant Europeans just what Thanksgiving is? Judging from movies and…” Dec 2, 22:19
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