We all know the grand American tradition of the movie about the black man but in the POV of the white man. It’s the story of the civil rights struggle and the brave white FBI agent or country lawyer who stood up and made a difference, or the spunky white lady who gave the mistreated black maids of Jackson a voice, but with her name on the cover. These are well-meaning, sometimes good movies, but they’re suspect in assuming the audience can only follow if they have a white surrogate on screen. They don’t trust us to put ourselves in the shoes of black characters. If Spike Lee hadn’t made MALCOLM X I bet it would’ve been about a white dude trying to understand Malcolm X, or giving him his ideas.
(read the rest of this shit…)
Posts Tagged ‘Hans Zimmer’
12 Years a Slave
Thursday, November 14th, 2013Tags: Benedict Cumberbatch, Bradd Pitt, Chewitel Ejiofor, Hans Zimmer, John Ridley, Michael Fassbender, Michael K. Williams, Paul Dano, Paul Giamatti, slavery, Steve McQueen UK
Posted in Drama, Reviews | 45 Comments »
The Lone Ranger
Monday, July 8th, 2013
Fuck it. I loved THE LONE RANGER. I’m not gonna downplay it. It doesn’t surprise me it’s not a runaway hit, ’cause it’s a cowboy from a fuckin radio play, for chrissakes. Every several years they sink a bunch of money into a movie based on an old timey adventure hero like The Phantom, The Shadow, The Green Hornet, John Carter, or this guy, and maybe with the exception of Zorro they’ve all failed to make money or capture the public consciousness. But I tend to like these kinds of movies, so thank you, corporations, for losing so much scratch on my behalf, especially this time. Here we have the most artful and original of any of those mentioned. I wouldn’t expect everybody to want to see it, but I honestly can’t comprehend the hatred for it by people who have.
It’s made by Team Pirates of the Caribbean: director Gore Verbinski, star Johnny Depp, producer Jerry Bruckheimer, studio Walt Disney, writers Terry Rossio & Ted Elliot (this time with Justin Haythe, who wrote SNITCH), composer Hans Zimmer. And I personally really like their three Pirates movies, so keep that in mind, but this is much more concise and focused. I’m not gonna say it’s better than PIRATES 2, with all those crazy creatures and shit, but it’s faster moving and better structured. (read the rest of this shit…)
Tags: adventure, Armie Hammer, Barry Pepper, Gore Verbinski, Hans Zimmer, Helena Bonham Carter, James Badge Dale, Jerry Bruckheimer, Johnny Depp, Matt O'Leary, Robert Baker, Ruth Wilson, Stephen Root, Tom Wilkinson, William Fichtner
Posted in Reviews, Western | 109 Comments »
-
Hey bud, thanks for reading. Don't feel obligated, but here are some
-
WAYS YOU CAN SUPPORT THE SHIT OUT OF VERN & OUTLAWVERN.COM
if that's your thing:
1. Patreon
2. Buy my books from your local bookseller or somebody
click here for my Amazon author page (NOTE: My ten year contract has passed on the Titan books, so I don't get residuals on them like I do WORM ON A HOOK and NIKETOWN, but I would love for you to read them because I'm proud of them)
EXTRA CREDIT: Review them on Amazon! That would really help me out. Unless you didn't like them, in which case forget I said anything.
3. If you ever buy from Amazon, go through my links or search engines
(you pay the same amount you were gonna pay anyway they cut me a little slice)I also have an Amazon UK one:
(I can't get the search box widget to work anymore, so click on MOONWALKER and then search for what you want.)4. My exciting line of fashion and leisure products
5. Spread the word
Tell your friends about my reviews and my books and everything. Only cool people though please, we don't need a bunch of suckers and/or chumps around here.
THANKS EVERYBODY. YOUR FRIEND, VERN
* * * * Recent commentary and jibber-jabber
- wmjahn on SIFF: Vern Goes Crazy For STANDER With Thomas Jane!!: ““STANDER really is an outstanding movie.” ABSOLUTELY!!!! This is one of the rare 10/10 action/crime/ thriller masterpieces (which nobody knows).” Sep 5, 13:28
- wmjahn on Carolina Caroline: “This is, so far, the best movie I have seen being released in 2026. A real beauty from start to…” Sep 5, 13:21
- PetrosMT on Coyote vs. Acme: “I really really liked this one. Never thought I’d get teary eyed by the presence of the Road Runner on…” Sep 5, 05:41
- Schmoe Gunn on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “Perhaps LA has higher production values in its worldbuilding, but I feel like NEW YORK is better at presenting its…” Sep 4, 16:49
- Kix on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “Funny how much better Snake’s whole look has aged than some of the effects. The coat, boots, eye patch,you could…” Sep 4, 15:48
- Mr. Majestyk on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “I have long held the controversial-bordering-on-incendiary opinion that this is an overall more entertaining movie than ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.…” Sep 4, 15:37
- zikade on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “I was too young to watch ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK but I was the perfect age to watch this when…” Sep 4, 14:05
- Tim Bobo on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “I don’t think I’ve seen this in 30 years. But I remember not liking it much. Hated the tone compared…” Sep 4, 13:48
- Crudnasty on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “I actually remember seeing this in theaters while I was on a family trip and I tagged along with some…” Sep 4, 11:25
- CJ Holden on Escape From L.A. (30th anniversary revisit): “This one had a really cool teaser trailer, that I saw before CABLE GUY that year. It started out like…” Sep 4, 10:44
- KayKay on Toxic: A Fairy Tale For Grown-Ups: “Also, apparently Yash bonking his way through an assembly line of nubile hotties with the awe inspiring sexual stamina of…” Sep 4, 10:16
- KayKay on Toxic: A Fairy Tale For Grown-Ups: “The critical and commercial backlash against TOXIC in India was primarily owing to some colossal mis-marketing for this movie. So…” Sep 4, 10:08
- daniel on Kazaam: “Actually, I am, or I was, a Sinbad Shazaam movie truther. What I remember was never watching the full movie,…” Sep 4, 08:17
- CJ Holden on Toxic: A Fairy Tale For Grown-Ups: “I’m pretty sure the first completely AI generated TV show came from India too (and it looked exactly like you…” Sep 4, 07:17
- Timo on Toxic: A Fairy Tale For Grown-Ups: “One notable thing from Toxic I just remembered is that it’s the first film I have seen that has an…” Sep 4, 06:52
Recent Commented on Posts
- SIFF: Vern Goes Crazy For STANDER With Thomas Jane!!
- Carolina Caroline
- Coyote vs. Acme
- Toxic: A Fairy Tale For Grown-Ups
- Kazaam
- The Strangers: Prey At Night
- Matilda / Chain Reaction
- The Crow (2024)
- Kingpin
- MAN ON FIRE (2004) (19 years later revisit)
- Tuner
- The Phantom (30th slamiversary revisit)
- Full Contact (1993)
- Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
- The Shadow
Most Comments
- Masters of the Universe (2026) - 69 comments
- Evil Dead Burn - 35 comments
- The Mandalorian and Grogu - 33 comments
- A Time to Kill - 30 comments
- The Odyssey (2026) - 29 comments
- Mission: Impossible (30th anniversary revisit) - 25 comments
- Twister - 24 comments
- Harriet the Spy - 24 comments
- Spider-Man: Brand New Day / The Punisher: One Last Kill - 23 comments
- The Nutty Professor (1996) - 23 comments



















