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Materialists

MATERIALISTS is a movie I missed in theaters, caught on blu-ray a while back, and this week it will start streaming on Home Box Office Maximum, if you want to catch it to. I really needed to see it because it’s the second movie from writer/director Celine Song. Her first was PAST LIVES (2023), which I didn’t review, but I loved it. It’s about an American woman (Greta Lee) reuniting with a guy (Teo Yoo) who she knew before her family left South Korea when she was little. He’s handsome and in love with her and reminds her of her roots, but also she loves her life and her boyfriend and oh man. It’s so good. Swooningly romantic, achingly beautiful, keenly observant, feels so true to people and to life, never like a formula. Why didn’t I write about it? Maybe I was afraid I couldn’t do it justice. I should watch it again.

Celine Song Joint #2 is pretty different. Another classy A24 production, but with beautiful movie stars* and a little bit of a satirical or social commentary aspect to it, in that it depicts a world of entitled people with superficial and unattainable demands for relationships. Madame Web herself Dakota Johnson (NEED FOR SPEED) stars as Lucy Mason, a top matchmaker for a New York City company called Adore. She has a great reputation for success, so her clients feel comfortable bluntly talking about people as lists of statistics: salary, net worth, race, age, weight, height. Most of it is very demeaning and presumptuous.

Everyone wants to marry rich, and Adore throws Lucy a party every time she hooks up a big wedding. At one of those (notch #9 on her belt) she tries to match the groom’s brother, Harry Castillo (Maxwell Lord himself, Pedro Pascal, THE GREAT WALL) with another client, but instead he begins pursuing her.

At the same wedding she sees her ex-boyfriend John Pitts (Johnny Storm himself, Chris Evans, RED ONE) for the first time in a while. He comes up behind her and pours the drink he knows she wants… because he’s with the catering crew. In flashbacks we see all about their time together, when they were both doing gigs like that and struggling to make it as actors. They went through it together. John is a sweetheart, and an artist, he’s down to earth, a working man, he looks like Chris Evans – in fact, somehow I swear they made him look even more handsome than standard Chris Evans. Why the fuck did she not stay with him? Because he’s poor.

That sounds shitty. That is shitty. I don’t like it. But when we see the painfully true to life fights they used to have we can understand her more. She was tired of junker cars and terrible day jobs and shitty apartments shared with the worst roommates and not having the clothes she wanted and the food she wanted and not expecting those things to ever change if she stayed on that trajectory. That’s just how it was and at least she was honest with herself and with him that it was more important to her to escape that existence than to continue acting. Some people have to do that. These two had such a spark, but their lifestyle needs made them incompatible. It happens.

And yet here is this guy Harry who’s very nice and just as handsome as John and has more money than Lucy could ever need, openly offering to make her life easy. A “unicorn” in her jargon, because he has everything everyone asks for. She gives him a chance, runs her hands along the surfaces of his $12 million Tribeca apartment, has a good time. Does he seem to excite her as much as John does? No, I don’t think so.

I think in the standard version of this story Harry would seem like a dream come true at first, and John would be the underdog who has to prove why he’s better, and maybe (if it was WEDDING CRASHERS or THE WEDDING SINGER) Harry would turn out to actually be a piece of shit, and she’d have to see his true face and feel betrayed. In this version both suitors are good people trying to win her over honestly, but she’s skeptical of them the whole time. I think she sees the pros and cons of both situations and just assumes neither can work.

Tonally it’s a little odd. Since it’s set in this world of matchmakers and rich people, it could be practically a documentary or absolute fiction, I would have no idea. Never met anybody like that. Apparently Song really worked as a matchmaker in New York City for a bit, so maybe the details are more accurate than I’d guess, but to me it feels less like the real world than PAST LIVES does. There’s a sort of twist in the Harry story – a punchline, really – that’s absurd and very funny and, you then realize, perfectly set up like a joke. But there’s also a harrowing subplot about a client (Zoe Winters) being assaulted by someone Lucy set her up with (John Magaro, MY SOUL TO TAKE). We see both the worst and best sides of Lucy when she’s trying to deal with that situation. But it’s all very tense and serious and I definitely don’t consider the movie to be a comedy (Wikipedia labels it a “romantic comedy-drama film”).

Maybe that’s all they were talking about, that it’s not a rom-com, but I remember after it played theaters some of its admirers said it had been mis-marketed. I had never seen a trailer, but they claimed those had set people up for a different movie, a romantic one. And they felt it was quite the opposite. A cynical, acerbic, sort of anti-romance, I believe they were saying.

After seeing it, though, I thought that description was completely off base. This is a straight up romance, it’s just a very good one that’s shot on film like a Real Movie and allows itself to have nuance or to deviate from the formula much more than it would if it was made for cable. So I’m guessing those people just didn’t want to admit to themselves that they liked a romance, or are so disdainful of the form that they don’t even recognize it when they see it. The alleged cynicism would have to refer to Lucy, with all her disillusionment about relationships of substance, and her performative shallowness when it comes to income. But come on, man. You’ve seen movies before. These are relatable bad attitudes that she (spoiler if you’ve never seen a movie) will grow beyond when she learns how to believe in love. Of course! Did you turn it off early or something?

I think this is a good romance in the standard formulaic way because I found myself embarrassingly invested in these characters’ affections for each other and wanting them to make it work. But I think it’s also a good romance in a deeper way because of a more unusual scene that I just found so beautiful in so many ways that I had to bravely, courageously, heroically struggle to keep the tears in. Not to brag. It’s a major moment in Lucy and John’s relationship, so it’s probly a spoiler, but here’s what it is. While on a country road (taking a drive as friends) they see a procession of vans from the catering company John works for heading to a wedding, and they decide to follow and crash the wedding. (It’s not like WEDDING CRASHERS where they lie and become the center of attention, but it did seem suspicious that nobody seemed to notice they were strangers.)

It’s a nice wedding on a farm, and as the sun goes down I remembered that oh yeah, Song and cinematographer Shabier Kirchner really know how to gently caress somebody with light. Jesus, it looks so good. Lucy and John are enjoying hanging out like old times, in this romantic location, so Lucy can’t help but let loose with a monologue about all the reasons love can never work, describing a hypothetical failed marriage that’s probly her parents’, unleashing every worry she has from her job of commodifying romantic partners. Shortly after that they calm down and hit the dance floor in the barn, and have a nice time in each others’ arms. We see all the couples around them, with a notable diversity of genders, ethnicities, and body types, an eye for less obvious pairings than our central beautiful movie stars. I wondered if these might be real couples, because they’re all looking into each others’ eyes with such adoration. Every shot is saying “of course love is real, stupid,” and the thing is I didn’t even need Lucy to notice this rebuttal to her speech, or for her to change her mind, or give John another chance. I was satisfied just with the beauty of these two people with this complicated history, no matter what may happen to them later, allowing themselves to experience this moment together. Maybe that’s all they’ll ever get, just a moment, like the two in the other movie. Maybe it’s still worth doing.

Man, is this what those books with Fabio painted on the covers were like? Am I that kind of softy now? Is this elevated Harlequin? I don’t know. But it ends with (spoiler) a long uninterrupted shot of the city clerk’s office crowded with joyful (real?) couples who are not materialists (or can’t afford to be) but have decided to try out this institution of marriage together. I’ve been there and I’ve had some friends getting there lately and I personally don’t think everybody should do it but I love when it makes people happy. I just want people to be happy. Most of us deserve it.

I have no idea where Song will go from here. Although she’s been announced as the writer of a sequel to MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING, I doubt she will strictly be a romance re-inventor. Whatever she does, I’ll be on the lookout. I want to mention two things I read about her:

1) She was born Ha-Young but renamed herself when she moved to Ontario. Some of her family remembers her getting the name from Jacques Rivette’s CELINE AND JULIE GO BOATING, but she says it was from a Celine Dion CD.

2) Before she was a filmmaker, she was a playwright. When the pandemic cut short the off-Broadway run of her play Endlings she moved on to a production of Chekhov’s The Seagull performed live on Twitch using The Sims 4.

I think both of those stories fit well with how I see her work – artful, serious and heartfelt, but ignoring expectations, definitions, categories, lines between high and low. Her films are beautifully crafted, they look like Art With a Capital A, one of them explores very trenchant themes of cultural identity, but also they are swoony and lovey dovey and that actually kinda ends up feeling like the main point of them, but who gives a shit, that’s part of life too. I think she’s great.

(Oh wow, and her husband wrote CHALLENGERS? Lots of talent and taste in that family.)

If you only see one Celine Song joint, definitely go for PAST LIVES. But MATERIALISTS is her second best so far. I liked it.


*I don’t mean that they’re more beautiful. For me personally, the characters in PAST LIVES seeming a little more like actual people I might meet makes them way hotter, but MATERIALISTS is a different type of movie with a different type of glamour, and that’s okay. That’s allowed.

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15 Responses to “Materialists”

  1. I have been a client of 3 matchmaking services in my life, none as high end as Adore, but I can vouch for everything Song depicted in this movie. They basically think if you’re payinf for their service, you’re so desperate you’ll take whoever they’ve got. I was a difficult client because I actually insisted on having things in common with my partner. For example, I thought it was a bad idea to match me with people who never went to the movies and spent every weekend camping, and frankly I felt sorry for them paying to be matched with me. I would go on a hike every now and then but I’m not going to be able to satisfy them.

    But, the lack of kindness was the biggest turnoff, but I sort of understand it. If you’re selling someone on finding their perfect partner, they’re going to insist on getting their money’s worth. I can’t speak to the sexual assault aspect but it’s surely more dangerous to be a woman in this service (or on an app) than a man because they’re not exactly doing background checks. Even if they were, a background check doesn’t tell you whether someone is a rapist or not.

    I did, however, date a woman who revealed several dates in that she hated Mexicans. So I reported to the agency that this woman was racist and they should be aware of this if they were going to set her up with other clients (in my opinion it should be a disqualified but I could only decide to stop dating her myself.) The agent actually defended her saying she was from a different culture and I should be more understanding that not everyone is raised with the same diversity and tolerance (in Los Angeles no less.) I expect a reasonable amount of imperfection in a dating service, but in around 15 years between 3 different services, I never had a good experience. The dates usually ended up being commiseratings with the women and boy, did their experience sound even worse. I did get compliments for dressing nicely for a date because most guys didn’t even bother. Alas, that didn’t give us an emotional connection.

    I am still single BTW…

  2. Inspector Hammer Boudreaux

    November 6th, 2025 at 8:41 pm

    I also liked PAST LIVES A LOT. My problem with this one is simply Dakota Johnson. Maybe she’s the coolest IRL but to me she has the on-screen personality of cardboard. And that’s not about looks- if I only saw one photograph, I’d think she was my type. I guess I’d seen her in PEANUT BUTTER FALCON and nü-SUSPIRIA but I didn’t even recognize her this time. I think any single other A-list actress in her 30s would push this into the recommend zone for me.

    I’d never heard of the leg implants before, but I can believe it. But the movie says up to 6 inches? If you added 6 inches to your femur wouldn’t you look like you were on short stilts? I mean 2 inches, sure. OFC a lot of guys are into women with impossible busts, so…

  3. I have never heard of these matchmaking services. Might be an American thing. Us Germans get our souls crushed on normal dating sites.

  4. I am not knocking this movie, which seems pretty good. But goddamn, what a terrible title. You got three hot stars, all of whom are known for giving great interviews, and you got them out here selling a movie called MATERIALISTS? I’m betting half of the viewing public doesn’t even know what that is. It sounds like a documentary about the economy. You got a movie that’s sexy and romantic and you make it sound like homework.

    I don’t think anybody knows how to sell a movie anymore. I’m not even sure they try most of the time.

  5. I wanted to like this movie. I wish I could see the movie Vern likes. I like pieces of it, but as a whole it doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it’s Dakota Johnson? I honestly don’t know. I don’t think she’s bad and have liked her in other things and can see places where she’s good here. Maybe it’s Chris Evans? It’s definitely not Pedro Pascal. Maybe it’s a lack of chemistry? I honestly don’t know why this didn’t work for me. I tried to figure that out after watching it in the summer and have tried once again after reading the review and am coming up with nothing. I think maybe it was too real. Maybe I like more fantasy to my romantic movies.

  6. I think a movie like this exists outside of our bubbles. I meant to see it at the little indie theater in my neighborhood, but I didn’t get to it in time. I haven’t talked to anyone who’s seen it. But it made more than 5 times its budget in theaters.

  7. Y’know, I’d never watch this nowadays, just not really my cuppa. However, teenage me in the 90’s stuck at home or just couldn’t sleep and this popped up on The Home Box Office I almost certainly would’ve watched it and probably said, “S’all right.”
    Jeez, I miss the days when it wasn’t up to us, the viewer, to curate our film selections. I can’t say that I would’ve chosen on my own at 12 years old to watch Ghost Dog but it was there and on my TV guide and how can you resist a title like that?
    Shit, the movies I caught just because they were showing them to ME instead of wondering around a web service just to FIND something was so fulfilling.
    Death Machine, Re-Animator, Suspiria and Jeremiah Johnson are just a snatch of the fantastic films I would’ve never seen due to availability (in the 90’s) or would’ve never pulled off the shelf on my own.

    Long way of saying thank you Vern for giving me that “programming” sort of feel; it ain’t for me but I’d probably watch it if it were on TV somewhere but wouldn’t pull the trigger on it if I’m simply clicking through literally thousands of other films.
    I appreciate you putting these in my back-brain and, I dunno, if I’m at the family’s for a weekend and it pops up on FX or some such, I’ll probably give it a whirl. I dunno about Americana tho. Thanks Vern.

  8. Waking up at 8AM on a Saturday morning sucked until you opened the channel guide and, what-the-hey, some movie called “Zeiram” is on Sci-Fi Channel, I’m gonna check that out.
    Or IFC was running all the Zatoichi’s every Saturday morning.
    Or Joe Bob is gonna show me “The Hand”.
    Or Up All Night is doing Toxie 2.
    Or Starz(action) is showing Meals on Wheels

  9. Fucked that up.
    “Wheels on Meals”, of course.

    But I think most here get my lament.

  10. @Mr. Majestyk I like the title; it’s anchoring for me – this is a film made by someone who seems to think in elemental terms; it’s book-ended by scenes of two prehistoric nomads, one reciprocating visible affection for received material goods from the other.

    Past Lives sounded pretty overwhelming to me back when it was released and I still haven’t seen it but this one seemed easier for me to watch from a safe remove. it’s been a few months since I saw it but it’s nice to get a modern western film that feels built from the ground up in an additive manner rather than everyone shouting at each other constantly and narrative incident and circumstance popping up around every corner (instead that only happens a few times here). there aren’t really major emotional arcs for its characters; the material concern of financial stability forms the root of its characters’ issues and the dimension of time is the main thing required to mitigate that. internal conflict can be a perfectly good driver for a rom-com plot.

    if anyone might ever be in the mood to watch dakota johnson in another romantic comedy from this year that is basically the complete tonal opposite of this I’d recommend SPLITSVILLE, which contains one of the more recklessly painful-looking sustained action sequences I’ve seen in some time

  11. Maj you are absolutely right they don’t know how to sell movies anymore. They make movies then dump em in theaters or streaming and don’t tell people about them.

    Did y’all know Dave Bautista has a new one out next week? I didn’t until I got an interview with him this week so hopefully my story will inform people.

  12. Regarding the title, I think “materialist” or at least “materialistic” are familiar terms in our cultural discourse, but usually in a negative sense referring to people who are rich and/or spoiled.

    Which brings up a theory I’ve had that I will inflict on you guys: In recent years it seems like the entertainment industry has been increasingly aiming its efforts at an influential segment of the public who oppose the entertainment industry. They’re trying to win over the people who dislike Hollywood movies on intellectual or anti-capitalist grounds and regularly criticize them through thinkpieces and social media posts.

    In ages past, if Hollywood screenwriters had progressive or left-of-center messages to express, they would have to smuggle them in an un-obvious way so that neither the studios nor a bulk of the audience would immediately spot it. Whereas I’ve noticed it becoming more common to put these messages directly in the marketing – the INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY trailer included a line equating theft with capitalism, while DC’s BLUE BEETLE trailer ended with the line “Batman’s a fascist!”

    My first assumption was to assume Hollywood had decided that their main audience agrees with or are open to these sentiments. But I now think it’s just as likely that they have been trying to appease a segment of the audience that regards their cultural output with contempt. So they’re trying to pre-empt these criticisms, whether out of sincere guilt/shame/insecurity, or just to try to pacify their harshest critics and thus reduce the controversy and negative publicity that they create.

    So my theory is that Hollywood filmmakers and/or executives still want to provide affluent spectacle and feel-good entertainment, but either feel guilty about it or want to appease the disapproving leftier-than-thou crowd, hence the dog-whistle title chosen for this movie.

  13. It works as a double entendre; grappling with what constitutes tangible and intangible matter in a modern relationship is a big part of the film’s concern. I didn’t see any of the marketing materials so I don’t know how it was sold to people, but I don’t think there’s a cynical bone in the film’s body, even in light of the distressing subjects it broaches at times.

  14. I stand corrected. I guess they know their audience.

  15. Random remarks: Gotta admire Pascal for his work ethic and making the most of his moment; five movies last year, three movies this year, plus all those shows I keep reading about. I could’ve sworn this had Walton Goggins in it, but that, apparently, was THE UNINVITED which is last year already.

    I’d already forgotten that Dakota Johnson was in BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE, but she did a fine job in both her Guadagnino movies, even if everyone in A BIGGER SPLASH was blown out of the water by Ralph Fiennes’s performance.

    Respect to Celine Song if she really took her name from Rivette’s CELINE AND JULIE GO BOATING. Every time I see a review praising MULHOLLAND DRIVE I am reminded how much more clever, funny, sexy and surreal Rivette’s movie is.

    The Seagull in The Sims sounds fun. One of my favourite movies this year is GRAND THEFT HAMLET, a documentary about a couple of guys trying to stage Hamlet inside Grand Theft Auto Online during lockdown using only in-game footage. Strange days indeed.

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