Variety is reporting that, I don’t know, something about Twilight. James Cameron is gonna direct Twilight or whatever.
Oh, I can’t keep a straight face. APRIL FOOLS!
Actually the purpose of the post is to fulfill a request by “loucifer” to put up a link to that April Fool’s blog thing I put up a couple years ago. I wish I could do something like that every year, but I don’t have the time or inspiration. I worked on that thing for months and it was satirically unloading alot of the things I wanted to say about commercial movie websights and a bunch of other topics. I dare somebody to top that shit.