SPOILER ALERT !!
I am – Hercules!!
“The Boondocks” is a Cartoon Network half-hour about black people. A new and untested Coaxial News spy who calls himself “Vern” (and appears to bill himself as an “outlaw” of some sort!) here offers an endorsement.
The 9th “Boondocks” episode, titled “Return of the King,” repeats Saturday night at 11 p.m. and 2 a.m. The 10th episode, “The Itis,” premieres Sunday night at 11 p.m. and repeats at 3 a.m. Sunday
VERN’S LONG ESSAY ABOUT THE BOONDOCKS
Dear Hercules T. Strong,
My name is Vern and I am a fellow writer here at The Ain’t It Cool News. I usually write over on the “movie” side though, because that’s my thing. You would have seen some of my Writings however at the time you were busy watching VERONICA OF MARS or some show like that. But they were pretty good reviews, you would’ve liked them in my opinion.
The truth is bud, and please don’t take offense to this, but I don’t watch a whole hell of alot of the TV these days. There’s just not alot there that floats my boat. In fact sometimes I read your articles and I don’t even understand your crazy TV slang. Teleplay? Colorcast? Hourlongs? Skein? Simulblogged? HBO? I’m even more out of my element when you make those little in-references. Take a look at these three items:
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- My Flag Boy And Your Flag Boy!! Eko Eko Today!! The First New LOST Since November!! Jockomo Feena Nay!!
One is a friendly email I recently received, one is a recent Coaxial headline, and one is a coaxial headline translated into Japanese and then back into English. You can probaly tell which is which because you speak both English and Herc. Me, they all look exactly the same. The idea here is not to take potshots at your jargon, but to establish that I am not a with-it TV type of dude. But it just so happens there is exactly one TV show I really do like that I don’t think you’ve ever written about or done a talkback for. So I have no choice but to send you a long essay about the first season so far (9 episodes I think).
I’ve already preambled on for too long, but I still gotta explain that not only do I not watch much TV, I sure as shit don’t watch cartoons. For example I took some heat in the talkbacks for criticizing the “South park” guys (for TEAM AMERICA) and also I can’t stand the one where the guy has balls on his chin. But THE BOONDOCKS, which plays on the Children’s Cartoons Network every Sunday at 11 pm, is an interesting show that I suggest checking out. Also it is the topic of that long essay I was warning you about. Okay here I go bud.
THE BOONDOCKS is one of the few African-American cartoon shows not created by Bill Cosby. It’s the story of Robert “Granddad” Freeman and his two grandchildren, Huey and Riley, who he moves to the white suburban neighborhood of Woodcrest. All three lead characters are voiced by alumni of the movie FRIDAY: the hilarious John Witherspoon plays Granddad (basically an older version of his character in FRIDAY, minus the obsession with shitting) and Regina King plays both Huey and Riley. Little brother Riley is an ignorant hellion, obsessed with guns and gangsta rap, he constantly uses “the n word” (never saw that on FAT ALBERT I don’t think) and tries to start riots by throwing chairs (because he doesn’t watch Brown Hornet, he watches The Source Awards). Trying to compliment his grandpa by telling him he should change his middle name to “Bitches,” he has to explain, “I don’t mean bitch in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for women.”
Huey is the thoughtful member of the family, alot of times he narrates the show and serves as the conscience, trying to point out the world’s madness to the other characters. He’s also a proud black militant who, on the Christmas episode, wrote and directed a controversial school play called “The Adventures of Black Jesus.” We also recently learned, in a spookily timely episode, that there may be a government agent (John C. McGinley from ON DEADLY GROUND) assigned to spy on him full time.
I guess you could understand who the characters are just by watching the introduction to the show, where Huey is shown as Che Guevara, Riley is shown as Tony Montana and Granddad is spinning around swinging a belt like it’s a whip.
The two things that seem to most influence THE BOONDOCKS are Charlie Brown and Japanese cartoons. This is one show that doesn’t seem completely modeled after THE SIMPSONS. So far there’s not much of a formula to the stories. I like how they try different things like in one of my favorite episodes, “The Fight,” there is a long narrated flashback explaining the whole life of a grouchy blind asshole leading up to the point in his life where he whoops Granddad’s ass in a fight over a parking space.
It’s not a perfect show. Not every joke works. Especially in the first episode about the garden party. It was pretty broad in its depiction of rich white people, although the idea of little Huey trying to disrupt a garden party by talking about the security cameras at the Pentagon on 9-11 was hilarious. Again, not something you’re gonna see on LITTLE BILL I bet. But the more episodes I see the more I think this is a funny show with good character-based humor, a unique feel and, every once in a while, some challenging ideas. It’s the kind of show that gets funnier the more you get to know the characters and that will probaly grow into true greatness if it gets a second season.
Now maybe I’m missing some shows in my TV ignorance (as you can see I am only familiar with shows created by Bill Cosby), but I don’t know of any other social satire on TV that comes from a black perspective. Let alone a cartoon. The people behind this show are obviously complicated: they love hip hop but are uncomfortable with some of its images; they use “the n word” but care deeply about the accomplishments of the generation that fought against it; they hate stereotypes but are amused by pimps and gangsters. They like a pop culture joke as much as the next guy (young Riley is shocked to learn that “Ice Cube, the guy from the family movies, used to be a gangsta rapper”) but that doesn’t seem like a big focus of the show at all.
I don’t want to make it sound like a novelty, but the simple fact that this is a cartoon show about the black experience makes it fresh. They can’t do jokes about Homer Simpson or Snoopy’s days in the civil rights movement. Popeye doesn’t have a relationship with Rosa Parks. But on THE BOONDOCKS there’s a classic flashback where we find out the firehoses Granddad always brags about facing down never actually hit him. (Everybody thought he was an asshole because he not only showed up to the march late, but showed up wearing a rain coat.)
The cartoon is based on a comic strip I’ve seen in the funnies. I always wanted to like the comic strip because the guy is so into uphill battles. It takes a certain type of individual to take on the Bush administration or modern race politics in a medium usually used for fat asshole cats and babies laying around on the floor complaining about stupid bullshit. I could be wrong but I don’t think Ziggy even knows who the fuck Condoleeza Rice is let alone has an opinion on her. The trouble is, alot of the time I agree with the sentiment but the joke (if there is one) isn’t funny. The cartoon is a different story. They have 20 minutes to develop a story and characters, instead of those 3 little squares. So when there’s politics, they usually fit in smoothly, taking a backseat to the comedy.
There’s a cliche character in movies and TV: the White Guy Who Thinks He’s Black. You know, there was that Jamie Kennedy movie, there was WHITE BOYS, etc. The first episode of THE BOONDOCKS introduced a character like that, but in a way I’ve never seen before: they gave him Charlie Murphy’s voice. Who would think to do that? Draw a white guy and give him one of the blackest voices imaginable. Then they piled onto the joke in a later episode where this character has a buddy, another white guy… but voiced by Samuel L. Jackson in full-on fire and brimstone “AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HAY-ELL” mode.
While you’re still enjoying that joke, Jackson’s character starts to work in some dialogue from PULP FICTION. Well, that’s not necessary, I thought. But then he starts to mix with that quotes from Donald Rumsfeld. So you got Jules Winfield talking about “There are known knowns and there are unknown knowns!” in that voice he used to scare the shit out of Brad and steal his tasty burger. Maybe I’m just slow but they were already well into the allegory before I realized this Rumsfeld character was a hint that the episode was not really about stopping for a shootout at a convenience store on the way to apprehend The X-box Killer (long story). It was a very complicated and strangely appropriate metaphor for the Iraq war.
That’s the only one that bothers with foreign policy, though. Usually the subjects are more personal. Probaly the best episode, and definitely the most daring, was last week’s Martin Luther King Day episode “Return of the King.” This episode is about what would happen if Dr. King, after being shot in Memphis, actually went into a coma and woke up again in 2000. It takes alot of balls to try a premise like that but these are exactly the guys to do it. They portray Dr. King as a great man, but also a confused old man in a world where he doesn’t belong. The voice actor does a great job of sounding like Dr. King but older, a little confused, a little sad. There’s a great balance of political humor (he tries to vote in the 2000 election but is rejected due to “voting irregularities”) and just goofy shit (he has a hard time downloading Mahalia Jackson MP3s from the iTunes store). Granddad gets to say the line, “How dare you embarrass me in front of Martin Luther King!”
When Dr. King goes on Politically Incorrect and talks about turning the other cheek, the media brands him a traitor. This part of the episode isn’t perfect (that guy’s supposed to be Bill Maher?) but I thought it was a brilliant point. I never thought of it exactly like that but I’m positive they’re right. If Dr. King was just a living guy and not the legendary martyr that even Trent Lott has to pretend to love, he would get the same treatment in the media as everybody else. And I don’t think it would just be from the Bill O’Reilly types. I think decades of media bullshit would’ve convinced alot of the country that Dr. King is some looney or some jerk just trying to get attention. Think of Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan. I’m not saying those guys are the equals of Dr. King but I have no doubt that a living Dr. King would get the exact same condescending (at best) treatment from the media and the general white public.
But that’s only a small part of “Return of the King.” Most of the episode is actually an attack on aspects of contemporary black entertainment. The scene that really got me is the one where poor Dr. King sits in horror watching ass-shaking hoes on BET. I love Spike Lee but personally I think this episode is a more precise and much more entertaining version of what Spike was trying to do in BAMBOOZLED. To me that was such a powerful image to watch Martin Luther King just sitting there disillusioned about what has become of the world he worked so hard to improve. I mean honestly, what would L’il Jon or somebody think if they knew MLK was watching? (Later we find out Dr. King watched SOUL PLANE.)
Sure enough, the day after the episode aired I saw Aaron McGruder, the creator of the show, having to defend it on Nightline. Some carefully unamused white lady trying to sternly question him about why he had Dr. King say “the n word” and does he REALLY think Dr. King would be criticized for being a pacifist if he was alive today? “Yeah!” McGruder said without hesitation, going on to explain why King wouldn’t fit into the modern world of soundbites and fake outrage and stupid moronic bullshit like an episode of Nightline where a white lady who has never heard of the Boondocks has to pretend to be outraged by the young black man who created it. Maybe she would’ve cracked a smile if she had seen the scene where Dr. King awkwardly co-presents an MTV video of the year award with Puff Daddy. That scene made me laugh but it made me sad too because I really truly believe that’s what would happen. I mean come on, you fucking KNOW it would.
I can understand why you wouldn’t want to do talkbacks for this show, Herc. Between the Iraq commentary in that one episode, the race politics and the use of hip hop, you’d pretty much be sending out a mating call to every nutbag with a talkback account. I predict that Jews and Peter Jackson would also be slandered in the crossfire. But in some other forum or in a magical future where people can be polite and have real discussions with each other, this would be a show to talk about. It brings up alot of things worth discussing. And better than that, it’s funny.
So okay, yeah, what do I know about TV, but I think THE BOONDOCKS is good TV. If you haven’t seen it or if you only watched the first episode, I recommend giving it a shot. “Return of the King” reruns on Saturday night and then there’s a new episode on Sunday.
Or you could also read a book that would also be good.
your new tv watching friend,
p.s. if you’re gonna put those big ass amazon ads at the end I recommend the 24 pack of Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt. Cherry Charge, please. Or maybe some kind of Barely Legal box set if there is one. thanks bud.
Originally posted at Ain’t-It-Cool-News: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/22237
July 10th, 2009 at 6:38 am
I started watching this after reading your write-up and I loved the first season but the second season was a disappointment. They seem to be focusing more on the pop culture humour and ignoring the political stuff. In the second season, they have made Riley the center-piece of the show instead the more interesting Heuy character. There are too many episodes making fun of hip hop music. They made their point with the Gangstalicious stuff. Its time to move on.
If the trend continues in season 3, Im giving up on them.