My friends, the time has come for the THRILLING CONCLUSION to the Twilight Saga review saga. This is the one where the most crazy shit happens, especially in a big deadly snow battle between all the characters. So I had fun. If you support me on Patreon thank you, if not thank you also but consider signing up some time if you can. Either way, more reviews coming soon and
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VERN has a new action-horror novel out called WORM ON A HOOK! He has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the film criticism books Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal and Yippee Ki-Yay Moviegoer!: Writings on Bruce Willis, Badass Cinema and Other Important Topics as well as the crime novel Niketown.
December 13th, 2018 at 8:11 pm
This one is more my speed. I liked the vampire baseball in the first one but other than that this series hasn’t offered any food craziness… till now!
Creepy baby/kid, more unintentionally funny visual effects, and best of all: batshit insane climax with vampire heads just popping clean off.
Not saying the journey was worth the destination but I’m happy with the results!