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The Contract

THE CONTRACT is an animated tie-in to LOVE AND A BULLET. It’s easily the least essential part of the Ben Ramsey catalog, but its existence is what inspired me to revisit the other ones. I mean, people don’t usually know what I’m talking about if I mention LOVE AND A BULLET, so how is there a cartoon? I had to find out.

Well, it’s only 35 minutes long and its’ very crude, sub-television level animation. The credits say it was done by Elliott Animation, Inc., a Toronto based company founded by a former background painter from the Droids cartoon. They do all kinds of work for TV now – their main show seems to be Total Drama Island – but this was done as nine circa-early-2000s webisodes, so it’s Flash-type characters in front of pixelated backgrounds.

But it does have Treach and some of the other actors from the movie, making it seem much more legit. And it’s written by Ramsey and Kantz, so it has the same type of dialogue as the movie. In fact, the same dialogue in many cases! For some reason this is not a prequel or an additional Malik Bishop adventure, like what happens when he runs off with Mylene at the end. No, this is an abbreviated version of the same basic story told in a different, cheaper looking medium, with some of the same scenes, conversations and narration (re-recorded, I believe).

Once again we see Malik in the apartment staking out Cynda through his rifle scope, waiting for word from his boss to kill her. He’s still wearing the bird trinket on the bracelet and recalling his beginnings with Frenchy Davis, being recruited by Damien Wiles, training with Duke, the death of his father, meeting Cynda, and the night when he’s supposed to “fulfill the contract,” but she leaves the apartment, he follows and she confronts him and etc.

Everything about Hylene is left out except there’s a scene where he sees her for the first time at the burger joint. They don’t speak, but there’s a new thing where he’s impressed by her being an entitled jerk giving an overly complicated order (see also PHANTOM THREAD).

In cartoon form Cynda has the voice but not the strong presence of Kent Masters-King. They draw her as a sex kitten who Malik watches walking in front of the window nude, silhouetted in the shower, or laying on the floor in her underwear with her butt in the air. In an interview included on the DVD Masters-King laughs about them giving her big boobs.

They do fill in more of Cynda’s background. As a teenage runaway she gets into prostitution but is too scared to join in a threesome on her first go and gets “rescued” by Damien. Catastrophe averted in favor of a different one where she spends her life laying naked in bed next to the mob boss in a banana hammock. When her family situation improves he pretends to support her going home, then sends a guy to kill her mom.

We also see more about Malik’s dad and his murder-suicide. He was some kind of government contractor guy (like Hylene) and before killing himself he warned Malik about a “demon” cursing the family. This is Malik’s instinct to kill, visually represented by flashes of a skull or a demonic white man who looks like the guy that killed Cynda’s mom.

We learn from the interviews on the DVD that this character was cut out of LOVE AND A BULLET but was played by Derek Mears (Jason in the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake). I noticed him in the credits and thought I missed him. I guess this is kinda like Michael Berryman’s “Skull Cowboy” character cut out of THE CROW. In his interview, Mears describes his character “The Milkman” as “pretty much the white devil” and “Treach’s karma.”

One alternate scene has the boys discussing Jar Jar Binks, arguing about whether he’s a “cybertom” or a “sensitive type amphibian.” Cisco claims George Lucas designed him as a composite of Dave Chappelle, Antonio Fargas, J.J. Walker and a Madagascar sap lizard. At the time, Chappelle’s biggest roles had been in HALF BAKED and UNDERCOVER BROTHER.

In this telling, the surprise that he shoots Cynda is the end of the movie. In a way it’s more dramatic though, because her gesture of opening her robe to offer herself up to be shut mirrors something new we learned in a childhood flashback – that his mother did the same thing before his father shot her.

Watching this I assumed it was a rough draft of the movie, a web-animation used as proof of concept to get funding or something. But according to the interview with the producers it was made after the movie. The title was the original title of the script, before they came up with a better idea.

THE CONTRACT is for LOVE AND A BULLET or Ben Ramsey completists only, but that’s me I guess. Now I know the full story, I can be like one of those guys who knows Star Wars shit that’s only in the books.

UPDATE:

THE CONTRACT is not the only direct-to-video/internet animated tie-in to a live action movie, but it’s the earliest one I know of. Other examples include:

THE ANIMATRIX (2003) -101 minute compilation of nine shorts from different directors set in the world of the Matrix films. Very artful and adds to the movies; the CITIZEN KANE of this format.
CHARLIE’S ANGELS: ANIMATED ADVENTURES (2003) – I never heard of this until C.J. mentioned it in the comments, but it seems to be shorts released on the web to promote CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE.

CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK: DARK FURY (2004) – 35 minute short connecting PITCH BLACK to CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK. Directed by Peter Chung, who created AEON FLUX and directed the best short in THE ANIMATRIX.
VAN HELSING: THE LONDON ASSIGNMENT (2004) – 33 minute prequel to VAN HELSING
KANGAROO JACK: G’DAY U.S.A.! (2004) – 77 minute animated sequel
BATMAN: GOTHAM KNIGHT (2008) – The Batman version of THE ANIMATRIX, this is 76 minutes long and made up of six shorts that take place between BATMAN BEGINS and THE DARK KNIGHT. Very high class, though it does not have the voices of the actors from the Nolan movies, as originally intended.

All of these have better (or much, much, much better) production values than THE CONTRACT, but also they’re coming from big studios with money to throw around.

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.

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11 Responses to “The Contract”

  1. Are animated sequels/prequels/spin-offs/webisodes/whatever still a thing? The early 2000s seems to have one for almost every tentpole movie, often made for cheap in Flash or done by some hip Japanese animation studios (which still looked crappy). The last one I remember was for LEGION (Not the Noah Hawley X-Men show, the Dennis-Quaid-fights-demons-or-angels-I-never-saw-it-so-I-don’t-know movie), which was even made by Genndy Tartakovsky, but was as disappointing as all the others.

    (Did ANIMATRIX start that trend btw?)

  2. I meant to research that. Might have to update this review. The VAN HELSING one comes to mind.

  3. And the CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK one, of course.

  4. CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK had one too.

  5. That trend led into a short period where they made tie-in live action movies, too. The only one that I remember was a Get Smart spin-off, but I think there were others.

  6. BLADE RUNNER 2049 had one too; BLADE RUNNER BLACK OUT 2022 by Shinichiro Watanabe. Haven’t seen it yet, but I think ANIMATRIX is better than the movie it was promoting and, at least at the time, it was a great DVD/soundsystem showcase.

  7. This was also around the time the Clerks cartoon was one the air.

  8. The ANIMATRIX is freakin awesome and is indeed better than the Matrix sequels.

    It’s also the origin of that trend of animated tie ins to movies which also included ones for CHARLIE’S ANGELS and THE DARK KNIGHT, which was the last one for awhile until interestingly enough it was revived last year for BLADE RUNNER 2049.

  9. The CLERKS cartoon, which btw was made by people who afterwards worked on Disney’s KIM POSSIBLE, doesn’t count, since it was a real TV series that came out years after the movie. We are talking more about bonus features and tie-ins, that normally get released shortly before a movie comes out or afterwards, as DVD bonus.

    I might have been a bit too harsh on ANIMATRIX, but it’s been years since I saw it, I even disliked the visual style of Japanese cartoons back then and I mostly remembered being bored AND saddened out of my mind by it. Almost every short story felt like 2 hours and ended tragic. And that the whole war against the machine started with a rip-off of I, ROBOT’s plot, really pissed me off.

    The only tie in live action ones that I remember, are the GET SMART one (which was an interesting experiment, IMO. Shoot the DTV sequel back to back with the theatrical movie and release them both at the same time) and the xXx short where Xander Cage’s body double dies.

  10. THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL had an animated sequence that included the first appearance of Boba Fett, preceding THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK by a year or two.

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