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Poor Pretty Eddie

tn_poorprettyeddieHere’s an interesting oddity, a 1975 b-movie sleazefest about rape, racism and rednecks, exploitation but with bursts of SWEET SWEETBACK type artistic pretension. According to the historical essay in the extras it was actually financed by a notorious Atlanta pornographer named Michael Thevis (he also funded Oliver Stone’s SEIZURE). This biography tells me that Thevis was nicknamed “The Scarface of Porn,” that he started out running a newstand but his sales of Playboy inspired him to sell and produce more porn, an enterprise that eventually grew into a nationwide empire of magazines, loops and peep shows. One of his early projects was publishing two of Ed Wood’s porn novels. But before you get too charmed by his up-by-the-bootstraps story you should know he sold child and animal porn, was involved in gangland executions and when he got put away for burning down the warehouse of a guy who criticized him he busted out of prison, tracked down the former associate that testified against him and killed him and another guy with a shotgun.

Also he’s apparently still alive in prison so I’m not gonna criticize him either. This movie is great! Great job funding it, Scarface of Porn!

But seriously it’s pretty good. The essay also says that POOR PRETTY EDDIE was made by filmatists who had worked in porn, but that they came up with something of a higher quality than that implies. Despite their efforts the movie drifted through drive-ins for 10 years, re-released with many different titles and marketing angles (rape-revenge, redneck movie, blaxploitation – none of these are quite accurate), never really catching on. You can find alot of different cool posters for it under different titles, but when I first heard about it it was on DVD with this inexcusable and bizarrely inaccurate DTV serial killer movie type cover:

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It’s funny because it kind of seems like somebody described the plot of the movie to the artist but didn’t let them see it so they wouldn’t know what it looked like. I get what the individual elements are there. Yes, there is an inn involved, so they put in a motel. There’s a broken down car, so they include an entirely different era and style of car (right color, at least). There’s a redneck psycho, so here is a redneck psycho with no resemblance to the physical characteristics of the actor or his costume or the era in which the movie was made. And it’s ugly anyway. They obviously thought the movie was a piece of shit and just figured if they could trick somebody into thinking it was a recent piece of shit then that would be good enough.

Apparently it’s in the public domain though, so somebody who knew it deserved better tried to clean up a 35 mm print and put it out on blu-ray.

mp_poorprettyeddieThe story’s pretty simple. A famous soul singer named Liz Wetherly (Leslie Uggams) tries to take a vacation in Georgia, her Rolls Royce breaks down and she gets stuck renting a cabin from some backwoods weirdos who drag their feet fixing her car and have views on gender and race that make last year’s crop of GOP politicians look like– well, no. They don’t make them look like anything. They are very similar views.

The Eddie of the title (Michael Christian) is the guy that rents her cabin to her and doesn’t fix her car. He also gets it in his head that she likes him, and when her response to him showing up shirtless in her bed is to knee him in the balls he rapes her. At this point we want her to get revenge, to spit on his grave, but unfortunately we get a more real life result: she doesn’t know what to do, the locals don’t take it seriously, they even blame her, and she still can’t leave ’cause she needs the guy who did this to her to repair the transportation.

Eddie doesn’t seem to understand that he’s an attacker, he thinks she’s his girl now, and that he has a duty to make her “decent” and marry her. When she tries to get a ride out of town and gets abused by yet another redneck, Eddie shows up and attacks (kills?) the guy, and punishes her for it. Like a jealous boyfriend that caught her cheating.

There’s definitely some racism in him, but he’s okay with her because she’s a celebrity. It’s like in DO THE RIGHT THING when Pino was explaining why he’s okay with Prince and Eddie Murphy. But also Eddie has a dream of being a celebrity himself, and attaching himself to her fame is the only shot he’s ever had at pulling it off, so he has to jump on it. He’s got some of that Rupert Pupkin desperation.

He tries to take her on dates. He gets all dressed up with his George Jones hair and Elvis jumpsuit and has her take publicity photos of him doing different guitar poses in front of a waterfall.

Christian hasn’t gone on to much, but maybe he would’ve if people had seen this performance and taken it seriously. He’s completely convincing as a clueless psychopath, not your typical horror villain but just a sicko who genuinely believes he’s a good ol’ country boy and can’t understand when things don’t go his way.

And actually I don’t think she’s really fair to him when he sings for her. Of course this is irrelevant to the later events, but I feel like she could’ve been more polite in her assessment than saying she doesn’t like that kind of music but it’s better than some she’s heard. Kind of interesting that you’ve got this racism and misogyny element but also you can’t deny that she’s an entitled, classist tourist who treats the locals condescendingly before they do her wrong. I don’t know, it makes it more complicated, which is good. But I wouldn’t mind if she was more sympathetic. In a normal situation where the locals aren’t all psychos I would never side with this rich jerk in the Rolls Royce.

There’s a great cast of supporting weirdos too, most importantly Shelley Winters (CLEOPATRA JONES) as Bertha, a past-her-prime burlesque queen who’s sort of Eddie’s girlfriend and clings onto him jealously. When Liz tries to appeal to her sympathy as a woman you realize just how tragic Bertha is as she coldly explains why she’ll do anything to keep Eddie around. He treats her like shit and she knows it but if he puts his arms around her or kisses her neck or something she’s crazy for him again.

And Ted Cassidy (Lurch from the original Addams Family TV show) plays a really interesting character, a quiet, menacing behemoth who might be more on our side than the other people here. We hope.

The creepiest character is the sheriff, Orville, played by Slim Pickens, because he seems like a harmless and kinda lovable hayseed, but he’s terrible. He keeps acting like he’s being nice and reasonable with Liz, and I’m sure he believes he is. But he keeps downplaying the rape like it’s some petty crime and that it won’t be the end of the world if he can’t prove anything. Then when he puts on a sort of town meeting/trial he lets the locals tear Liz’s shirt off as “evidence” and can’t hide how excited he is about it. And then the worst of all is the next day when he apologizes on behalf of the town, and seems to really believe that’s gonna smooth things over!

There’s shades of Tobe Hooper all over this thing, but it was shot in ’73, before TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE came out, so it’s gotta be a coincidence. Despite the potentially sleazy subject matter the opening sets an artful tone. First we see Liz in a stadium singing the Star Spangled Banner, and they seem to have filmed her performing before a real game. Then it goes directly to credits over scenes of a creepy rural area with no people around, just a waterwheel spinning and creaking. It’s a filmatic explanation of how Liz feels going from her heavily populated natural environment to this horror show out in the boondocks.

There are two directors credited on IMDb, which is sparse on the details of their earlier works. Some of Richard Robinson’s, like THE ABC’S OF MARRIAGE, ADULTERY FOR FUN & PROFIT and IS THERE SEX AFTER MARRIAGE do seem to be pornos. But he also apparently did two westerns, TO HELL YOU PREACH and BLOODY TRAIL, the former of which had Michael Christian in it. The other director (and cinematographer and co-editor), and the only one credited on screen, is David Worth. He doesn’t have any previous IMDb credits, but is a prolific b-director to this day and if his name sounds familiar it’s probly ’cause he directed god damn KICKBOXER. Or you might recognize it from LADY DRAGON 1-2. Or SHARK ATTACK 3: MEGALODON. The writer was not a porn guy, he was TV writer B.W. Sandefur, who worked on Ironside, My Three Sons, Bonanza and alot of other stuff. He later used his redneckxploitation skills writing and producing the Dukes of Hazzard spin-off Enos.

If that team adds up to a movie “made by pornographers” that’s interesting, because I wouldn’t have guessed it from the movie. You know how detractors of movies like I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE assume that the audience is getting off on the rape scene before the revenge part? POOR PRETTY EDDIE takes an extraordinary step to make sure this doesn’t happen: they intercut the scene with footage of dudes watching dogs fuck. Also during the scene there are several inserts of the porn centerfolds Eddie has hung up around the room, edited in just before his bursts of violence, clearly implying that his violence is caused by the porn. Not knowing it was made by pornographers I actually thought this was an example of that sort of hysterical “porn will turn people into maniacs” view that was more common back when porn was less common.

Maybe I’m asking for something more formulaic, but I have to admit I would like this movie better if Liz turned into more of an asskicking avenger and was allowed a more thorough turning of the tables on these motherfuckers. It would be much more satisfying. But maybe that’s not what they were going for. I mean you’d think the director of KICKBOXER would be going for something satisfying, but maybe the porn guy wasn’t. But a wait a minute, you’d definitely think the porn guy would want all of his movies to be satisfying. I don’t know. At any rate, as it is it’s definitely a unique and interesting movie worth thinking about and discussing on alot of different levels. So that qualifies as a good one.

 

 

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.
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7 Responses to “Poor Pretty Eddie”

  1. “Ed Wood’s porn novels”

    hahaha, what? care to share more info on those?

  2. ‘Ed Wood’s sleaze paperbacks’ show at Boo-Hooray gallery . . . I don’t know if the link works

    http://www.boo-hooray.com/ed-woods-sleaze-paperbacks/

    You can pick up reprints of quite a few Ed Wood titles. Older, original copies may be a bit pricey. I haven’t got round to reading or laying my hands on any of them

  3. I read one of Ed Wood’s non-porn books, KILLER IN DRAG. As its title suggests, it’s about a transvestite hitman. It’s really badly written but oddly entertaining in its nonstop use of overcooked 50s tough guy lingo. He also ends up owning a circus at one point. I kind of recommend it.

  4. I love this movie! The use of slow motion is absolutely dreamlike.

  5. I also love this movie. The scene where Pickens takes Uggam’s statement and it’s revealed that all he’s been taking down are drawings of breasts is great. Also, I like the slow kid (The Sheriff’s son?) that wields a sling shot during the finale. That scene reminded me of a Peckinpah action scene.

  6. Shit, I’m surprised that more of Vern’s readers haven’t seen this. Seriously, it’s a great movie.

  7. I am not familiar with this one, but the story of Thevis sounds even more interesting than the film. Someone needs to make a film or book about that guy.

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