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The Howling

If you ask me, AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON is the best werewolf picture mankind has developed so far. But watching THE HOWLING again reminded me there’s at least one giving a little friendly competition, keeping AMERICAN WEREWOLF honest. Even if it’s not as good.

THE HOWLING is directed by Joe “GREMLINS” Dante, so it has his usual Cormanite monster nerd business: Dick Miller in a supporting role, cameos by Roger Corman and Forrey Ackerman, some black humor here and there. But the tone is more serious than AMERICAN WEREWOLF and way more serious than anything else Dante’s ever done. Filmatically I would say it’s his best directing job by far. Instead of AMERICAN WEREWOLF’s contemporary twist on urban gothic THE HOWLING starts out as straight up sleazy urban noir, werewolves in the world of serial killing and bondage porn. At times it feels more like a David Cronenberg than a Joe Dante.

The HowlingThe creepy opening has Dee Wallace (not yet Dee Wallace Stone) as a news anchor going to meet a possible serial killer in a booth at a porno theater. Of course she’s wired, but the connection goes out as she’s walking through early ’80s L.A.’s equivalent of Times Square (shot on location). Wallace’s character is very straightlaced and naive – she’s in local news – so this is a scary alien place for her. Plus she’s meeting this weirdo. And then the lights go out and he turns into a werewolf.

Most of the movie takes place at The Colony, a place her famous author psychiatrist runs. It’s kind of a resort – you hang out outside at night under strings of lights, drinking locally brewed beer and listening to people play fiddle. A good way to live for a while, I bet. There are weirdos, though – everybody’s a patient. There’s the old guy who tries to end it every night by jumping in the campfire. And there’s this nymphomaniac who’s after Wallace’s husband (who, by the way, looks kind of like Charles Bronson, I noticed). I mean if you were staying here it would be fun at first, and you probaly wouldn’t suspect werewolf activity like you do as a viewer. But you would start getting a creepy WICKER MAN (original) type feeling pretty quick. Even before the cattle mutilations begin.

Now, if I gotta pick the best man-to-wolf transformation sequence, again I gotta go AMERICAN. Because I’m patriotic. That scene is so brilliant the way it’s put together, that poor bastard screaming his lungs out, you know it hurts like a bitch. And the use of the music, “Blue Moon” I believe. Hilarious and awful. Perfect. But again, very admirable silver medal for THE HOWLING effects by Rob Bottin, who I know is a genius because he did THE THING. I believe he’s also the guy who designed the Robocop suit. His approach on this (apparently with consultation by AMERICAN WEREWOLF’s Rick Baker) is more traditional scary than Baker’s, without the dark humor. But it’s a similarly slow and detailed look at different parts of the body bubbling and stretching and making subtly disgusting sounds. What these two scenes did for latex makeup effects has not yet been done for the digital equivalent. I’m not sure digital could ever have the same weight, because your brain knows it’s not looking at a physical object. But you could do something cool, I’m sure, instead of the usual quick morphs. Take your time with it like this one.

The music is by Pino Donaggio, an Italian I believe, and for sure the guy who did CARRIE (I have the record of that one). The script is by John Sayles, fresh off of RETURN OF THE SEACAUCUS SEVEN. And the character of Chris is played by Dennis Dugan, director of YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. So it’s class all around. And it has an ending great enough to hold its own against Landis’s diabolical punchline.

And now that I’m finished with this review I feel like an asshole, because that was almost 30 years ago that these two werewolf movies came out in the same year, and I’m still comparing them. But really it’s not because they came out close together, it’s because they’re both so damn good in a genre that is generally not high on my list of priorities. So let me be clear, THE HOWLING is not an also ran. It’s some good shit.

VERN has been reviewing movies since 1999 and is the author of the books SEAGALOGY: A STUDY OF THE ASS-KICKING FILMS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, YIPPEE KI-YAY MOVIEGOER!: WRITINGS ON BRUCE WILLIS, BADASS CINEMA AND OTHER IMPORTANT TOPICS and NIKETOWN: A NOVEL. His horror-action novel WORM ON A HOOK will arrive later this year.

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5 Responses to “The Howling”

  1. Now Patrick MacNee is dead too. It’s been a shitty few weeks for actors, who appeared in not more than two Joe Dante movies. (First Chris Lee, then Rick Ducommon, now MacNee.)
    Personally I always enjoyed seeing him, ever since my mother introduced me to not Marvel’s THE AVENGERS (Which had the much better title MIT SCHIRM, CHARME & MELONE [With Umbrella, Charme & Bowler Hat]) as a kid, although I think most of you guys (sorry if I underestimate you here) know him probably from the movie reviewed above, the 007 joint A VIEW TO A KILL, the music video for Oasis’ DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER and of course the Hulk Hogan show THUNDER IN PARADISE.

  2. Uh oh…

    Guess Who Could Be Remaking 'An American Werewolf in London'? - Bloody Disgusting!

    The most difficult subgenre to tackle, in my opinion anyways, is that of the lycanthrope. I don't know what it is about werewolf movies, but they're so dif

    I knew they were remaking this but, well – I didn’t know who would be writing it. And now I wish that I could go back to that much happier time in my life before I ever clicked on this fucking link.

    Based on the source alone this is obviously to be taken with a huge sackful of salt but there is something so loathsome and inevitable about this development that I know it in my bones to be true.

  3. I try to have less clickbait in my life, so who is it?

  4. CJ – Sorry for bringing clickbait to the party, I’m not one with much of a stomach for that sort of thing either. Anyway it’s Max Landis.

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