I’m sure most of you have heard about the retirement of the one and only Bruce Motherfuckin Willis – a.k.a. Bruno, a.k.a. Walter B – due to a diagnosis of aphasia, a disorder which interferes with the ability to comprehend speech. I saw a tabloid story quite a while ago which claimed he was struggling with early onset dementia, and it’s unclear to me whether that was a misunderstanding about this, or whether that was true and this is a further development. Either way, it explains some of what has been going on with him in recent years, which honestly people have been pretty unkind about. But now they know.
I don’t need to tell you what Bruce means to me and everything we do here, but here’s a brief summary: I idolized him as a kid because of Moonlighting, DIE HARD is kinda my favorite movie, my first Usenet post was about DIE HARD, many people are kind enough to associate me with DIE HARD and refer all DIE HARD related news items to me, Titan Books associated me enough with him that they got me to name my review collection after him, also there was a famous incident in the Ain’t It Cool days when Bruce himself unexpectedly logged in as a talkbacker to respond to my concerns about LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD being rated PG-13. To my left as I write I have a beautiful framed Thai DIE HARD poster that I look to for inspiration. Three days ago I bought The Return of Bruno on vinyl.
One of my favorite things I’ve written was the piece about DIE HARD from a little after my dad died. If you’ve read that you know how much my feelings about DIE HARD and Bruce are tied in with memories of my dad, who I lost to Alzheimers. I see alot of my dad in myself and fear inheriting his fate; also I have always looked up to aspects of Bruce and aspired to be like him. So obviously it hit me hard on a number of different levels when I first heard about this. Since I always believed the story it didn’t come as a shock to read the confirmation today, but the emotions came at me like a flood. And I know it’s the same for many of you.
I just feel for him and his family and I hope they’re able to enjoy their time together. Let’s all celebrate Bruce and send good thoughts to him and his family and friends. Also, which Bruce movies is it a shame I haven’t reviewed? I’ve done the big action ones, but surely there are some gaps.
March 30th, 2022 at 10:13 pm
Man I remember that talkback and your exchange with him like it was yesterday. This sucks so much to hear but I knew we could count on you to speak on it pretty genuinely. I always wanted a review of TWELVE MONKEYS from you since it’s the first time Bruce starred in a modern Twilight Zone episode (THE SIXTH SENSE was the second) and played it so introverted and aloof which was a nice departure from his natural charisma and charm. Also DEATH BECOMES HER since it was the first time since super stardom that he got to tap back into that Moonlighting goofyness while holding his own against prime era Meryl Fucking Streep. Some excellent mega acting choices from him there that while broad are not overly corny comedically and has made that movie age pretty damn well.
Lastly THE JACKAL not the best of the late 90s output by any means and Richard Gere just straight up sucks but it was nice to see him play the heavy after rocking the decade as a reliable leading man. Plus he gets some really cool wigs and disguises to fuck around with. This is really sad news but I’m glad he’s stepping down while he still can with some grace and at the least we still have Arnold and Sly holding it down for the Planet Hollywood trinity. Definitely looking forward to your future Bruce reviews. You’re still the only person on the net who approaches his work with some earnestness no matter what and I always loved you for it.