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Barcelona

July 29, 1994

BARCELONA is the second movie (and first studio movie) by writer/director Whit Stillman, following up on his Oscar nominated low budget debut, METROPOLITAN (1990). I love his 1998 film THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, which is considered part of a loose trilogy with these two (and has some overlapping characters), but if I ever saw these other two it was a long time ago and I don’t really remember them. So I guess I’m going in backwards order.

Stillman is one of those true originals, he has his own thing that he does really well and nobody else is much like him. His movies are very light on plot, very heavy on dialogue, and almost entirely about self absorbed, Ivy League educated yuppie dorks, and yet I find the experience light and funny and not grating. This is in part because he also has a very distinct humor and tone and somehow gets these finely tuned performances that deliver it just right. One of his secret weapons is Chris Eigeman (unaired Red Dwarf USA pilot), who plays different characters in all of them, always with the absolute perfect wide-eyed sense of outrage at the stupidest shit. In LAST DAYS OF DISCO I highlighted when he got upset about someone’s interpretation of LADY AND THE TRAMP – in this one my favorite is when he sees anti-American graffiti and says “They’re calling us pigs. That’s meant to hurt!”

Ted (Taylor Nichols, later in CONGO) is the narrator, an American salesman living in Barcelona, who tells us he’s furious, but just presents as annoyed, when his cousin Fred (Eigeman) shows up at his door. Fred is a naval officer arriving early “to smooth things out and make sure nothing goes wrong” during an upcoming fleet visit. When Ted implies he doesn’t have enough tact for the job, Fred doesn’t argue, he just says, “Well, it doesn’t require that much tact.”

I have to say… not a good poster!

He’s the kind of guy who walks around town in his uniform, some punk mutters “facha” (fascist) at him, and later he keeps talking it up like it was a major incident. Referring to it as “all that happened tonight” and saying “we had a very close call back there. It could’ve turned really ugly. They obviously didn’t mean ‘facha’ in the positive sense.”

So this is a movie about cousins who grew up together and sort of hate each other spending time together. It’s also about falling in love. Ted claims he’s decided to stop dating beautiful women, but Fred scoffs at him like he’s an idiot, and Ted can’t help but give tips about where “the cool trade fair girls go” (I’m not sure what that means) and pretty soon they’re going to discos and meeting women together. They hang out with Monsterrat (Tushka Bergen, who’s in MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME!) and Marta (Mira Sorvino, NEW YORK COP) and Fred convinces them that Ted is really into S&M and wearing leather straps under his clothes, which seems to impress them.

It’s difficult to precisely describe the humor here, but it’s very specific. These guys are really full of hot air and the Spanish women don’t really react to their bullshit, seem neither impressed or judgmental. A big laugh for me is when Ted asks Monsterrat, “You know how at parties people always talk about marketing?” and she just says very matter of factly, “No. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone talk about marketing.” Later, Fred, a jazz hater, tries to go full David Addison on a party, changes a record and tries to get everyone to join him in a limbo contest. In most movies they would seem put off at first but reluctantly join in and unleash their inner limbomaniacs – here they stare blankly until Stillman offers Fred the mercy of cutting to a different scene. As Ted later says about dating women from other countries, “When we act in ways which might objectively seem asshole-ish, or incredibly annoying, they don’t get upset at all. They don’t take it personally. They just assume it’s some national characteristic.”

One kinda funny twist is when Ted and Monsterrat are having an intimate conversation about her life, how he reminds her of Ramon, a teacher she had an affair with when she was 16. Only after she tells all about Ramon’s career as a writer and their relationship until he told her to start see other men does Ted understand that she is in fact still with this guy and lives with him. Whoops.

Later at a party Ramon (Pep Munné) is surrounded by women, talking a bunch of political shit about the Americans, and Ted should really just stay out of it but he can’t because he hears him talking about the foreign policy sins of a nefarious group called “the AFL-CIA.”

The international tensions are real. There are some explosions in this movie, a death, a serious wounding. But they’re mostly just texture and context for a witty, dry relationship comedy. By no stretch of the imagination does it ever turn into a thriller. It would be funny if Miramax released it though, they would’ve made a pretty funny trailer. (Instead it was Fine Line Features, who previously gave us EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.)

Visually it’s a simple movie, but nicely shot. Cinematographer John Thomas got his start with Stillman on METROPOLITAN. One of the two movies he did in between was WITCHCRAFT III: THE KISS OF DEATH.

Intellectually I can imagine why someone might hate Stillman’s movies. They’re pretty much just hanging out with people I wouldn’t want to hang out with in life, and you can’t really say it’s a biting satire of these type of people. The reason Stillman knows them so well is because he’s one of them. His great-great-grandfather founded Brownsville, Texas, birthplace of Kris Kristofferson. His dad was the Assistant Secretary of Commerce for Legislative and Intergovernmental Affairs under John F. Kennedy. His godfather, E. Digby Baltzell, is credited with popularizing the term “WASP.” He majored in history at Harvard and reviewed theater for The Harvard Crimson. This trilogy is inspired by different times in his life, this one coming from a few years he spent in Madrid and Barcelona as an agent selling films to Spanish-language TV in the U.S. So what do you know, this kinda qualifies for the common summer ’94 theme of boomer nostalgia.

But I think it works because it’s very self-deprecating. I don’t think he wants us to judge his characters, but he doesn’t want us to be impressed by them either, and there’s never a request for pity. We just get to chuckle at their pomposity and lack of self awareness and hope they don’t bother anyone too much.

Since BARCELONA only cost $3.2 million it was profitable in theaters, and I’m sure most people saw it on video. It’s now in the Criterion Collection along with the rest of the trilogy. Stillman has only done three movies since, and a little bit of TV (including an episode of Homicide: Life On the Street featuring Eigeman), but he’s still trying to cook things up. He was last reported to be working on a “big budget rom-com adventure TV” show called The Splendid Affinities, “a series set across Paris, Madrid and London.”

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16 Responses to “Barcelona”

  1. This movie is responsible for the line:

    Katharine Ross has just married this really cool guy – tall, blond, incredibly popular, the make-out king of his fraternity in Berkeley – when this obnoxious Dustin Hoffman character shows up at the back of the church, acting like a total asshole.

    In Eigeman’s precise delivery, entering my head every time I try to watch The Graduate

    (the movie is also responsible for one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on. My companion could not understand how I could find a movie with such stilted dialog/delivery, featuring characters that were so unlikable/stupid to be so funny. And I guess wanted me to justify my laughter, almost seeming angry about it)

  2. I adore this movie. METROPOLITAN is probably my favourite of the trilogy, but all three of them are great. I’m cracking up right now thinking of that nightclub scene. “His nickname is ‘punta de diamante,’ point of a diamond. See that odd expression on his face?”

    I found out after I’d seen it that “AFL-CIA” is actually a longstanding leftist nickname for the union (they used to do anti-communist training in the U.S. and elsewhere), though Ramon is obviously a blowhard.

  3. Thanks for this one Vern.

    In METROPOLITAN, Stillman does a masterful job of scene and character building when a group of these people have a long discussion on why being called bourgeois is actually a good thing to convince themselves (unsuccessfully) they’re all important. I think about that scene a lot in today’s political climate.

  4. I oddly got into Old English / Ivy Style / preppy clothes and the history behind them several years back, and thus watched a LOT of prepsploitation movies, including Stillman’s catalog. I personally find Barcelona to be his best followed by Metropolitan and then Last days of Disco. It might be due to the location? It might be due to Barcelona having the least amount of whiney white-dudes out of any of his movies (there’s still plenty), but I’d personally recommend it as a starting point for people getting into Stillman over his other movies.
    I also think Chris Eigeman never got a fair shake? He had a Bruce Campbell kind of thing going on in that he looked like a real life version of an animated Disney prince, but the best they could do for him was have him play the same character he does in Whit Stillman’s movies across several episodes of Gilmore Girls.

  5. The only Stillman I’ve seen is LAST DAYS OF DISCO, which I hated, but sometimes I get him confused with Hal Hartley, because I saw the first two minutes of HENRY FOOL, which I also hated. The entire form and function of 90s proto-hipster pseudo-intellectual bullshit just irritates me at a cellular level. I’m already angry before anybody can even finish spitting out the first line of overwritten dialogue. I hate all these people too much to want to spend five minutes with them, let alone a whole movie. I just don’t know how to be entertained by the irritating bourgeoisie unless they’re murdering each other.

  6. I’m already angry before anybody can even finish spitting out the first line of overwritten dialogue. I hate all these people too much to want to spend five minutes with them, let alone a whole movie. I just don’t know how to be entertained by the irritating bourgeoisie unless they’re murdering each other.

    I may still have that girl’s email if you want it…

  7. Cool. I’ll trade you the email of the girl who made me watch LAST DAYS OF DISCO.

  8. burningambulance

    August 1st, 2024 at 5:16 pm

    I love this movie. I saw it on video probably a year after it was in theaters and laughed my ass off. Since I’m a writer, this is my favorite bit:

    Fred: Maybe you can clarify something for me. Since I’ve been, you know, waiting for the fleet to show up, I’ve read a lot, and…
    Ted: Really?
    Fred: And one of the things that keeps popping up is this about “subtext.” Plays, novels, songs – they all have a “subtext,” which I take to mean a hidden message or import of some kind. So subtext we know. But what do you call the message or meaning that’s right there on the surface, completely open and obvious? They never talk about that. What do you call what’s above the subtext?
    Ted: The text.
    Fred: OK, that’s right, but they never talk about that.

    I own the Criterion Blu-Ray set of this, METROPOLITAN, and THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO. Would I want to hang out with these people? No, but do I enjoy laughing at them? Absolutely.

    His Jane Austen movie from 2016, LOVE & FRIENDSHIP, is also great.

  9. I know that identifying an actor by their most obscure credit is a regular running gag here, but “Chris Eigeman (unaired Red Dwarf USA pilot)” is an impressive deep cut that amused me. Thank you for that one.

  10. For pretty much the same reasons Vince stated above I could never get into Stillman’s movies. And, sadly, because all but one of the American exchange students at my school behaved like his characters, for a long time I thought that most of you were like that. But I must say, that one guy really had your backs.

  11. I adore this trilogy. Flirted with the idea of adapting Metropolitan into a stage play at one point. Maybe I still will. As others have said I would hate all of these people in real life, but I quite enjoy watching them in these movies.

  12. I know I only chime in when I hope for a Vern review. But man I would love Vern’s take on all the Whit Stillman movies.

  13. I’ve had a similar reaction to Hal Hartley as Majestyk but I really enjoy Whit Stillman’s movies. I can get why his character’s affected mannerisms might irritate the hell out of some folks (and holy smokes, are these not the whitest movies ever made?) but I think the crucial difference in my eyes is that while Stillman has empathy for his characters, he’s never trying to tell you they’re cool, and he’s never really trying to telling you his movies are cool, either.

  14. Bryan – Well, there are only 3 left for me. Should be do-able.

  15. For me, the most striking thing about Whit Stillman and his first three movies is their influence on other American filmmakers like Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach. Baumbach especially seemed to be enamored with Whitman’s quasi-erudite style of dialogue and went so far as to cast Chris Eigeman in his early films.When Stillman returned in 2011 with DAMSELS IN DISTRESS, I’m sure there were more than a few younger moviegoers who making reverse comparisons.

  16. For me, the most striking thing about Whit Stillman and his first three movies is their influence on other American filmmakers

    Metropolitan was a VERY big deal upon it’s release. And really sort of re-wrote the possibilities of the ‘maxed credit card’ feature. It was put over via ink and paper (really the cheapest aspect of any movie) rather than gallons of Karo, circumvented not being able to afford great actors with very specific delivery, and didn’t wallow in salacious subject matter in an attempt at ‘edge’ or ‘cult appeal’.

    I mean, even those who tried to dismiss it as “preppy Woody Allen” had nothing in response to the fact it was made for five times less than Allen’s cheapest movie.

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